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Why can't I buy flowers in Suqian?
I saw photos and sample numbers the other day, and spent 30 yuan to buy a Japanese longevity plum with the number 16. When the express delivery arrived, it was not good. The woven bag is covered with roots and long sticks, 35 cm long, bare and without leaves. Two bags of quick-acting fertilizer were stuffed in it, which is a common trick of unscrupulous merchants in a certain place. I want to return it immediately. The customer service of thick-skinned merchants is: hello, what can I do for you? A lot of photo evidence is posted, and the second is: it brings you inconvenience ... knowing that these people are dirty, ignore him at all and give him a chance to wait for the platform to decide. It's a joke to offer a partial refund. After that, the other party simply refused to refund. Deliver the goods immediately, wait for the other party to confirm the receipt as usual, and then think that there will be a six-day buffer period, which will not affect the so-called secondary sales. I don't think such a rogue businessman will miss every tricky opportunity. Fortunately, the platform thinks that I am a high-quality customer with complete documents and will give me a quick refund immediately.
What did these guys do to upload the most beautiful photos at the beginning? The price was six dollars and eight dollars. They said that the base was demolished, and it was bleeding. The red maple tree was called Red Thousand Birds and Orangutans. When they got it, they took a wooden stick and worked hard to get the leaves out, but it was nothing, so they pulled it out and threw it away.
Remember: Japanese longevity flowers and Gong Xiangfeng, which are slightly more expensive, can buy a toothpick-sized or domestic grafted or transplanted seedling for up to 30 to 40 yuan. A price can't be wrong, and there will be no pie in the sky. If you want to grow flowers, you must be honest first, and start from establishing a correct and practical consumption concept.
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