Classic and meaningful jokes

Lead: We often write classic meaningful paragraphs, but how to write classic meaningful paragraphs? The following is the information I compiled, welcome to read for reference.

1, I went to the space to fish for a drift bottle, but all I got was "one more bottle". I'll go.

2. A asks B: If someone hurts you, will you forgive him? A: Don't forgive him, just send him to God.

3, a woman's lack of talent is virtue, you must be too wicked.

4. You are really great. It's cruel to be his stepmother if you can't be his wife.

I know you are taken, but you don't understand that I am changing flowers.

6. On entering the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said: Sorry, we can't change your face here.

7. Know that you love to travel. When it thunders, you stand under a big tree and the thunder jumps over.

8. The little mouse told his mother that he was ill. So, mother mouse said, "well, I'll bring a pack of rat poison later."

9. Don't always talk about your face. It's not beautiful, but it's ugly. Who are you scaring?

10, I was thinking, I like you to call you Shi; It's not too much to hate you and call you a zombie!

1 1. Maybe your confession is too lethal. If I say it from your mouth, I'll be crazy for days.

12, singing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood. What's the matter?

13, I kiss you when I hit you, I love you when I scold you, and I love you when I kick you.

14, in fact, you can do many things when you get up in the morning, such as; Get some sleep.

15, you think you are a saint and tell you that you are crazy.

16, since ancient times, whoever does not die, you die and I die.

17, if you don't leave, I will die.

18, hold your hand and grow old with your son. If you don't come with me, you will be dragged away by dizziness.

19, I don't like being a bridesmaid, and don't ask me to be a bridesmaid, because I am afraid of accidentally robbing your groom.

20. Drink a glass of dichlorvos to refresh yourself, and all your troubles will be gone.

2 1. If there is an earthquake, I really want to live and die with you, because I want to see you smashed to death and laughed to death.

22. Pigs have a pig's way of living and a pig's mind. If you give them human thoughts, pigs are not pigs, but Bajie.

23. When a crab is ripe, it runs out of the pot and says, "I'm hot!" "I replied: I can bear it if I want to be red.

I can tolerate that your oath is false, but I can't tolerate that even the money you gave is false.

25. After countless encounters, we didn't fall in love. When I was dizzy, I didn't understand that my clothes were scratched. Why didn't I spark with you?

26. We really should go the way of others and let them give up halfway.

27. Don't think that you can walk around by wearing Smith Barney.

28. You said you would wait for me to come back. I was really moved and decided to spend my life with you. But why do you have to wait with someone?

29, this person is too hateful, the flowers of the motherland, open a pinch, alas poor flowers.

I miss you so much that I can't eat, because the thought of you makes me want to throw up.

3 1, Water Margin has been watched several times, but where is Cao Cao?

32, the sky is falling, it doesn't matter! You give me a top, I give me a cushion, so I don't believe who will be afraid of who.

33, some people are alive, that is dead; Someone died, so did it.

Actually, I was quite tall, and then I shrunk in the shower.

I feel too successful in front of you, because you are a typical loser.

Actually, I'm not lazy, but raising fish is really troublesome. I used to change the water once a week, but now I change the fish once a week.

37. If you deposit 125 and I deposit 125, we can get married.

Fortunately, I still lost a little weight, so I can count my ribs if I have nothing to do.

39. You said that you still can't find the person you love with lanterns. I wonder, dear, is your lantern too dark?

40. I am so angry. I don't love the person who loves me, and the person I love doesn't love me. Do you think I should kick them all to death?