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A friend is getting married. Do you have any wedding plans for reference? help

Traditional 1, take chopsticks (put chopsticks in a bottle filled with water and let the couple take them out by kissing) 2, light a match (the couple pulls the red thread tied with cigarettes with their mouths and lights it up to see their concentricity) 3, eat bananas (hang a banana, peel it with their mouths and eat it) 4, play billiards (the bride uses chopsticks to pop sugar into the groom's mouth). Let him touch his hands in the crowd. Bomb Iraq (lift the groom into a plane and let him throw sugar into the bride's mouth) 8. Throw chopsticks (the bride carries a bottle, the short groom hugs the bride and spits chopsticks into the bottle) 9. Single-minded knot (tie a red line in the hands of the couple in an X shape so that they can never untie it) 10, pick a star (stick a candy on the ceiling and the groom picks it off with the bride's mouth) 1 1, touch the egg (left trouser leg enters, Exit right) 12, light a cigarette (of course it's windy) 13, eat peanuts, ............ drama 1 18th ring road (men and women each have a teacup cover, and men and women use a teacup cover to tie each other around their waist with a rope 18) Note: teacup covers should be hung above sensitive parts for 2 dozen planes (2). Open the bottle with joy (open a small bottle of Sprite (plastic), then cover it tightly and shake it vigorously. Now let the groom hold it tightly with his legs and let the bride unscrew the bottle cap with her teeth. You'll see bubbles soar! Only mother is good in the world (buy two bottles of yogurt, let the bride hold it in her hand and put it on the table to declare her feelings, let the groom drink all the milk, and take a sip to sing that only mother is good in the world! In the last program, the couple will throw out all the clothes they wore on the day they entered the bridal chamber, and everyone will go home. ) The trick of making trouble in the bridal chamber will not only make the family happy, but also make the relatives and friends who make trouble in the bridal chamber happy, and make all kinds of tricks to make the bride and groom "sit on the ground and worry about the city". The common tricks of making wedding candles are as follows: the first trick: on the wedding day, the bride wears thin clothes to make holes. The second trick: high-heeled glasses encourage the bride to let the groom try to let him use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show his love for her. The third measure: The Round Table Warrior lets the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine. The fourth measure: the apple of love, in order to show lasting love, requires the bride to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but the apple peel is not allowed to be peeled off. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes. The fifth trick: I want you to look good and let the groom guess what color the underwear of the bride's wedding night is. Right, the bride presents a treasure, as long as she shows a little, it means she is right. Wrong guess, let the groom run around the bridal chamber three times in his underwear. The sixth trick: the passionate ice cube asks the groom to pick up the bride first. Then, two or three friends will pour the prepared ice cubes into the groom's arms, and then everyone will hug the new couple together, so that the new groom can enjoy the cool and jump up and down to avoid being too enthusiastic when consummating the marriage. The seventh trick: ambush on all sides, try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in an imperceptible corner or wardrobe, then adjust the tape of the pre-recorded alarm whistle to the maximum, and let it out at the right time to surprise the couple, while the hidden piles hiding everywhere make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple an "early birth." The eighth trick: Love Balloons Put some balloons under the sheets so that the bride and groom can lie down together to show their loyalty and go to disaster together. The ninth trick: the chocolate cheongsam is put into the bride's cheongsam by the female VIP. "Of course, the bride is sitting", and then let the groom take all the chocolates, not missing a single one. Otherwise, you need to take them out one by one with your mouth. Tenth trick: Su Xiang Ke Qiao, a female friend, squeezed heart-shaped sweet liquid on the bride's chest with chocolate juice, and then let the groom lick it in public to show his soul mate. Eleventh trick: lock the bridal chamber, lock the door of the bridal chamber in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride must let the guest kiss him once until he finds it. Twelfth trick: the wrong love crystal deliberately put the borrowed baby on the bed, causing a short misunderstanding. Thirteenth trick: Old love lets the couple repeat the most authentic original scene when they propose marriage in public. Fourteenth trick: warn the runaway wife to hide the bride somewhere, and then the groom will look for it again until he finds it before being sent to the bridal chamber. Fifteenth measure: the old love is endless, and the new love should disclose the number, appearance and history of the past male and female friends, otherwise they are not allowed to share the same bed. Sixteenth trick: Mother Earth wants the groom to call the bride "mother" three times, otherwise the bride will be punished by "three mothers teaching children". Seventeenth trick: speechless, buy a book "Seeing Jokes" published by Horn Press and test the couple with innovative riddles. If you can't answer, each male guest will kiss the bride for one minute. The eighteenth trick: compare the game of "comparing hands and feet" to test the tacit understanding between the two sides. The more embarrassing the question, the better. Like are you still virgins? Her measurements? Do you love me? I wear red today and go to bed at 20 o'clock. You are so beautiful today (without a condom) and so on. The nineteenth trick: the mole of love. It is said that the bride has a mole three centimeters above her navel. I wonder if it's true. Can you ask the groom to unveil the mystery for the bride? The twentieth trick: yesterday, the new couple was asked to repeat the dating scene in front of everyone, including affectionate, cuddling, holding hands and other actions until the guests were satisfied.