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The "1 Records of the Rebirth of the Bodhisattva" contains Ichinomiya Hikaru's mind full of "everyday", and Wei Wuxian said that it was a headache.

Wei Wuxian has been stubborn since he was a child, catching fish and catching birds, and climbing over walls and trees is even more important.

In contrast, Wei Wuxian felt that Lan Forgot his childhood was really boring, and he thought that he must take Lan Forgot his machine to go over all the things he had done and played in the future when he had the opportunity, so that Lan Forgot his machine could experience the fun of childhood.

It's just that Lan Forgot Machine has always been awed and upright. If he is really asked to do those things, it will be very spectacular. The key is to do these things with such a handsome face. Just thinking about Wei Wuxian will make him laugh unconsciously.

From this "malicious" laughter, Ichinomiya Hikaru knew that Wei Wuxian was up to something, so he asked with a cold face and a heavy voice, "What are you laughing at?"

Wei Wuxian quickly put away his smile and replied, "Haha, it's nothing. I just think that Ichinomiya Hikaru has always been elegant and upright, but I didn't expect it to be so ... so ... "

Lan forgot the phone and asked," So what? "

Wei Wuxian dragged his chin with both hands, winked at Lan Forgot Machine, and smiled: "So, so cute ..."

Before the words were finished, Wei Wuxian couldn't help laughing again.

Lan forgot the machine and said angrily, "Don't call me cute!"

Wei Wuxian was puzzled: "Why?"

Lan forgot the machine and pouted. She turned her face to one side and squinted at Wei Wuxian and said, "Cute is a word to describe girls!"

After a moment's silence, Wei Wuxian couldn't help laughing, but he was finally defeated in the glare of Lan Forgot's machine: "Obviously, it's cute. I don't want people to say that you are really! Then what do you want me to say about you? Say that you are strong and powerful, and you are heroic and extraordinary? "

"what did you say?" Blue forget machine asked.

Looking at the corners of Lan Forgot's mouth, Wei Wuxian regretted it, because he felt that his eyes staring at him at the moment were a little "hot | hot" than when he was in the Imperial Sword of Breaking Bad Valley. Wei Wuxian quickly grinned: "Did I just say something? Ah, I remember, I was just praising you, praising you for being handsome, charming and calm ... "

Before Wei Wuxian finished speaking, Lan forgot to put his upper body on the wooden case, slowly moved his head to a place less than three inches away from Wei Wuxian, stopped, looked into Wei Wuxian's eyes and said seriously," But I ... Although Wei has no envy, he can't wait to pour it down immediately, but just now he seems to hear the sound of Jingyi and Sishu not far away. If he is caught by them, he will even lift his head in front of the big players in the future.

Wei Wuxian quickly waved and said, "No, no, no! You are absolutely wrong! "

Blue Forgot Machine growled, "Do you want to try my firepower?"

After speaking, Lan Forgot Machine grabbed Wei Wuxian's hand and pulled it back hard. Wei Wuxian drew a big semicircle in mid-air and immediately sat on Lan Forgot Machine's leg.

However, at this moment, when the door was pushed open, there was a pleasant voice: "Including Ichinomiya Hikaru, Ichinomiya Hikaru and Wei's elder, I knew it must be you. I thought it was my eyes ... flowers ..."

Wei Wuxian felt "thumped" in his heart. Oh, no!

Jing Yi was stunned by the scene before him. Wei Wuxian waved at him awkwardly: "Well, haha, why are you here?"

Just after the words were finished, a thinking chase came out from behind Jing Yi. Thinking about it was not right, he quickly said: "Wei's elder is like this. Jing Yi and I were having dinner downstairs, and we accidentally saw two figures particularly like you and Ichinomiya Hikaru.

At this moment, Lan Forgot Machine cried discontentedly, "You liar, you promised every day, I want every day!"

Si Zhui and Jing Yi saw something was wrong, so they quickly left the room and closed the door gently.

—to be continued—