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Single funny sentences

1. Being single is a kind of realm. How can you live without one person?

2. A little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, likes to be taken away.

3. It's good to be single. I'm not jealous, I don't cry, I don't care, I'm not afraid of leaving, I'm not afraid of losing, I'm not afraid of being cheated, I'm not afraid of being romantic.

4. I'm single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which will break the dogma.

5. A person is not lonely when eating, walking, sleeping or watching movies. It is loneliness to secretly like someone.

6. Some people say that single dog was hurt by the second half-price advertisement. That's your business in single dog. It's just right for us single pigs to eat two.

7. Nowadays, people with high face value are single, such as me.

8. There is a kind of singleness, just waiting for someone, waiting for the right person.

9. Generally, good-looking people are single, such as me.