A joke from Henan gave it to us.

I think the blind father-in-law asked the dumb daughter-in-law, whose wedding is it to set off firecrackers outside? The daughter-in-law couldn't say anything, so she touched her breast with her father-in-law's hand. Man: Oh, second grandma's house. Where is the bride from? Daughter-in-law holding hands, touching fart and shares. Man: The bride is from Biligou, Houshan. What was her name again? Daughter-in-law touched the lower body, originally called phoeny. And marry some children. Daughter-in-law reached out and touched Gong's balls, and Gong knew they were two eggs. Ask you an egg shaped thing again. He hasn't been back for years. What are you doing outside? Daughter-in-law kissed her father-in-law's ear, and then caught the rooster.