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Seeking a happy life for Ning Fei and Suning.
A leaf outside the fan is clear.
Ye Yunqing is notoriously dirty. It is said that Su Xixun once found clothes with mushrooms or fungus in his bedroom. It is said that if the pillow he is using now is turned over, the back will be covered with all kinds of bacteria. Although his eyes are sometimes sharp and his manners are sometimes chivalrous, his laziness and indifference in his bones can cover up all his advantages.
No one in the cottage could understand why he was so dirty. When his identity was exposed, they finally knew that it was a golden branch and jade leaf that grew in the deep palace. I think he had a imperial secretary to take care of his diet and daily life since he was a child, so he reached out for food. When he decided to live independently, no one cared about such trivial things, so it became like this.
Even though Ye Yunqing's room is called a moldy holy land, Ye Yunqing, as the owner of the house, still goes his own way and lives happily. But recently, he has obviously fallen into a confused situation, and there is another woman in his life, the woman Su Xixi asked!
Su Xixun lives in a bamboo building with him. Although it is a little tidy, he has to take care of the operation of the whole hut and has little time to discipline Ye Yunqing's internal affairs. For a long time, he turned a blind eye to Ye Yunqing's laziness. Anyway, he never lived in Ye Yunqing's house.
However, it's different now. Susie Xun married a woman, who is still a very powerful woman. Now, if Ye Yunqing is found growing mushrooms and fungus in his room again, Ye Yunqing will be punished for cleaning the sheets of the whole building. If he doesn't clean, he will not be given food.
Thought of here, Ye Yunqing couldn't help shrinking her neck and obediently rubbing the clothes that once had fungus by the pool. A group of villagers who came to the mountain stream to take a bath saw him far away, beaming and waving, "Hey, big boss, you've been working hard recently, washing clothes again?" Shanzhai rules, do private things without restraint, we must distinguish between public and private.
Looking at their busy samples, Ye Yun wrung out the clothes and threw them into the basket. He snorted and got up and left.
In the distance, I saw a shelf around the bamboo building, drying ephedra, and the fresh herbal flavor drifted away with the wind. Some time ago, Ding Xiao made a lot of herbal lotion and sent two barrels to Zhulou. Su Ye and Ning Fei cleaned all the sheets together.
Although it's quite troublesome, Ye Yunqing feels much more comfortable now looking at the sheets that float gently with the wind. . He looked sideways through the drying sheets and saw the medicine field under the bamboo building. Susie dog squatted in front of the medicine stove to fan the fire, but there was a soup pot on the stove, and I didn't know what to cook. Ning Fei sat on a bamboo chair peeling peanuts. Two people who also didn't speak, just look at each other from time to time, as if in the heart have a tacit understanding.
Ye Yunqing stood consciously, as if he should not disturb them at this time. He scratched his head, sighed, turned and left quietly. There is a smell of chicken soup in the wind. Ye Yunqing became very happy and decided to wash the clothes in the basket again. When he comes back, the chicken soup in the pot should be served.
Since Ning Fei came, the food has improved a lot. Although housework has changed from wanting to doing to having to do, Ye Yunqing thinks it is better to have a woman in the bamboo building.
Fanwaier Tujia tea store
There is a tea shop near Yuexiang Jingxi.
The owner of the tea shop is a couple. Locals only know that they are from other places. The man's name is Lao Xu and the woman's name is Yinniang. They work at sunrise and rest at sunset.
They are Princess Xu Can and Princess Lin Yin. Since World War I, I have no face to return to Huai 'an, and living on earth has become the best destination.
Fortunately, relying on the foundation of luxury life in the past, Xu Can was edified into a good craft of tea tasting and making. He sold protective daggers, changed tables and chairs, and opened an open-air tea stall.
Lin Yin can't stand poverty, so he wants to make peace with him and find a rich family to remarry. Xu can was so angry that her mouth bubbled and asked her with a smile, "You are a remnant flower and a broken willow, but you want to be next to the rich and don't want them to see you." His heart is cold. Now he knows that Lin Yin has always loved him, but he can't stand temporary poverty.
Later, when business got better and better, Xu Can moved out of the Yao Lu tea stall and opened a teahouse. Lin Yin didn't say anything about parting, but there were always emotional cracks.
Xu Can gradually accumulated family wealth, bought a house and hired two servants, but he never had children. Neighbors are very familiar with the couple, and some told him that they could take the younger one home.
In March of spring, a sedan chair came to the Xu family courtyard.
My concubine is a simple-looking woman with a big waist and looks very fertile.
One day, Xu Canben made an appointment with the rich man in the east of the city to talk about a tea business. On the way, I remembered that I didn't bring a gift to the rich, and hurried back to my yard, only to find that Lin Yin was torturing my new concubine.
He stood outside the yard, his hands and feet cold. A long time ago, I hesitated for a moment and had a clear answer. In those days, Lin Yin drove away his childhood friends in the same way.
But he knew it too late.
Life is rough, all for the woman who keeps saying that she loves him. Is it really worth it?
Make an appointment with a relative after three times.
Wild geese pull wool from the mountain village, which is also called Black Flag Village by the neighboring Huai 'an country. A battle a few years ago laid the foundation of its unshakable military fortress. Since then, the Yanguoshan camp has stood at the junction of the two countries in a special form.
The people there are soldiers, bandits and farmers. They have lived in caves on the mountain for a long time. Originally a deserted place, it was gradually taken care of. Originally, no woman wanted to marry the mountain-it is said that the first batch of women who went up the mountain were coaxed and cheated. Nowadays, more and more girls are eager to marry the wild goose. It is said that the men there have unique masculinity and a sense of responsibility.
In recent years, many pink and tender little dolls have been born in the mountains. The couple of new parents are full of happy troubles and clumsily begin to learn how to pee their children.
Su Xixin's next plan is to find young and strong private school teachers from all counties and districts and go up the mountain to teach children to read and write.
But now he has put all his energy into his beloved wife.
This Tomb-Sweeping Day, he took Ning back to Yue Shangjing to visit her mother's grave. When he was ready to return to the mountain, he found that Ningfei had a happy pulse.
Ye Yunqing heard about it and was busy writing a book to let them live in their own Yunwangfu, while staying in the mountains to handle affairs.
At the age of four or five months, the child began to do gymnastics in Ning Fei's stomach. Susie Johnson fell in love with playing games with her children.
If you gently touch and pat Ning Fei's stomach, children will think that his father is playing games with himself. Even if he sleeps quietly, he will soon wake up and fight with his father.
This kind of game makes Ning Fei laugh and cry. Su Xixin suddenly felt like a teenager. I hold her every morning, begging to play games with my children. However, it has one advantage. Children have had enough fun during the day and are too tired to sleep at night. Ning Fei never wakes up from a dream because of fetal movement.
Autumn has come, winter has come, and Ningfei has been pregnant for more than eight months now. Every time I take off my heavy winter clothes, my bulging abdomen is exposed. Su Xixun feels flustered every time he sees it, for fear that he will accidentally fall or have more fantastic ideas. What should she do if it goes on like this and explodes?
Every time he arrives, he regrets it. Why not take preventive measures?
Ning Fei laughed at him and said that he had prenatal depression, which should be a woman's disease. There's nothing wrong with Ningfei now, but it's Su Xixun's turn to demonstrate himself.
In the twelfth lunar month, Ye Yunqing also left his new wife and came back from the wild goose crossing the mountain.
He searched for a lot of medicine supplements in the palace, and then waited for the birth of the child with great joy. So there was a great spectacle in Yunwangfu. People who want to be fathers frown all day long, but those who don't are happy with it, looking like their biological fathers have been cuckolded.
I was pregnant in October, and finally it was the season when the melons were ripe.
Susie stayed by Ningfei's side, holding her hand tightly, hoping to give her the strength to get through the pain, and at the same time give herself the strength to get through the pain.
The baby came out smoothly, but it still consumed all the energy of the mother. Ning Fei fell asleep before the newborn baby was scrubbed clean.
Su Xixi held the child in her arms and sat beside her for less than half an hour. He quietly looked at her sleeping face, wiped her sweat and kissed her forehead. Suddenly there is an unspeakable feeling stuck in my heart. I really want to show it to others if I catch anyone.
Susie wrapped the child in a small quilt three floors inside and three floors outside, put aside the front door and quietly went out.
Late at night, Ye Yunqing was still standing under the ginkgo tree in the yard.
Ginkgo biloba leaves have fallen, and he looked up at the bright moon in the sky.
Hearing Su Xixi's footsteps, he turned around and said with a smile, "When I took you up the mountain, you didn't grow up. Now you are a father."
Su Xixin said: "I can understand one thing more and more now. Happiness in the world is happiness with family. "
Ye Yunqing looked down at the baby buried in its infancy and said, "Let's go back to the mountains after spring. I will teach your children to climb trees, hunt and dig nests. If my child is a girl, point to a young marriage, okay? I want to see if your child will be strong in the future and if my child can be the master of the house. "
Su Xixi was satisfied and asked for nothing more. His eyes blurred with laughter. He nodded. "I don't care whose child is better. Let's raise your daughter. A good boy can't learn like you. "
Ye Yunqing was unconvinced, but his misdeeds were in front of him and could not be refuted.
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