Honest jokes in the office

Mao Shicheng, as the name implies, is an honest man. My wife took a fancy to his honesty at that time, and he did all the work at home. In the unit, although he is a section chief and a small leader, he is pitiful. None of Mao Shicheng's three employees are very good. He was embarrassed to take out the leadership shelf to direct their work, so he had to do everything.

That day, a new person named Xiaoli came to the office, which made Mao Shicheng happy from ear to ear. He thought that the tragic situation of one person's salary working for four people would finally change.

On this day, Mao Shicheng took out a planning case and said, Xiaoli, you are in charge of this work, which must be completed before next Monday. ? The newcomer Xiaoli obeyed and agreed. But in the next few days, Mao Shicheng found that Xiaoli did not bury herself in her work, but was lazy every day like several other employees, like an innocent person. Mao Shicheng couldn't help it and asked her: What happened to the planning case? Xiaoli said easily: that planning case is not the business scope of our department at all, so I pushed it to other departments. ?

Mao Shicheng gasped. This young girl is really something. When she first came, she knew to frame others. However, Mao Shicheng sincerely believes that as long as she doesn't wipe herself, it's all the same to anyone.

I went to work on Monday. At that time, Xiaoli saw Mao Shicheng lying on the desktop, sleepy, and asked. You work overtime all night. Mao Shicheng said sadly: in order to get rid of this planning case. ? Xiaoli said doubtfully, haven't I already pushed it to other departments? That Zhao Mei guy even promised to finish it on time! ? Mao Shicheng nu way:? Do you know that Zhao Mei is my wife?

1, local

Lily likes watching the weather forecast very much. Once, she accidentally fell on her bike and broke her leg. She cried and told her mother, Mom, I have partial bleeding! ?

2. "Who are you? 》

There is a parrot in the old Wang family. It learns to speak quickly.

Once, Lao Wang went out on business and came to collect electricity alone. Lao Wang's parrot is inside and asks, Who is your electricity bill collector? Charging fee! ? The parrot continued to ask:? Who are you? Charging fee! Who are you? Charging fee! ? . . . . . . . . . I've asked it dozens of times. Finally, the electricity bill collector foamed and fainted.

Then Lao Wang came home and saw a man lying on the ground, so he asked. who are you

The parrot answers inside. Charging fee! ? 3. "Healing"

A brave general was accidentally injured in the war, and an arrow hit his ass. The soldiers quickly called in a surgeon for the general. The surgeon said:? This is easy to handle! ? Then he took a pair of scissors and cut the arrow with a click. Then, the surgeon turned and left. A soldier stopped him and said, hey, the remaining half arrow is still stuck in the meat! ? The surgeon said:? I have cut off half the arrow outside, and the rest is about internal medicine! ?

4. "ability"

A landlord asked his servant to buy wine, but he didn't give him money. The servant said, how can I buy wine without money? The landlord said. You can buy wine without money, that's ability! ?

The servant came back with an empty wine bottle. The landlord said, there is no wine in the bottle. How to drink it? If you can drink wine from an empty bottle, that's your ability! ?

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