Short and easy-to-understand humorous English jokes

Teacher: Tom, what is the plural form of man?

Tom: Men.

Teacher: Good. What about the plural form of children?

Tom: Twins.

The plural form of "child"

Teacher: Tom, what is the plural form of the word man?

Tom: Men.

Teacher: Good answer. How about the plural form of "child"?

Tom: Twins.

When do people talk the least?

Student A: When do people talk the least?

Student B: February.

Student A: Why?

Student B: Because February is the shortest month in a year.

When do people talk the least?

Student A: When do people talk the least?

Student B: February.

Student A: Why?

Student B: Because February is the shortest month in a year.

The reason for being late

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late every morning?

Johnny: Every time I pass the corner near the school, a street sign says' School-Go Slow'.

The reason for being late

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late every morning?

Johnny: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a street sign that says "School-Go Slow".