Any funny messages?

Brother ant was blown into a girl's dress, and the eldest brother chose to live in the grass, while the second brother chose to live in the cave.

Brother Cong said I was worse. A big snake was running around in the hole, and he fucking spat at me before he left!

Two goblins are fooling around, and one is going to listen next door soon. One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, ask him about your body the next day.

It's good. Oh, my companion said angrily, I didn't jump into bed all fucking night.

I know I'm bored, but I want you to know that as long as you run away, I will definitely chase you and go anywhere, even to hell.

Wherever you go, I will catch up with you.

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I didn't say I wanted to chase you. I came to see you three times and four times and gave you five roses. I want to chase you seven times and eight times.

To bother you, nine hearts touched you, and you were satisfied. Is that you?

All products will be replaced by paint.

The weather becomes very fast. It is right to wear a coat and a quilt when going out, eat more fruits and vegetables, and maintain a good attitude by supplementing calcium.

You care, I wish you happiness!

As the earth turns, people will change. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. It is impossible to really marry you. If you have money, I will.

We still have a destiny.

There will be no signal in the sun because of the strong ions in the sun recently. Please hold your other hand above your head when talking on the mobile phone.

Live in the sun! Remember, the higher the better.

The day after the mouse and the elephant came, the elephant died. The mouse cried bitterly and said that it would take a lifetime to think of the price of a one-night stand.

He dug the grave.

I don't know how to send a message. Send one first. If you get it, just call me, ring twice and hang up, okay? !

You are always duplicitous, kind and considerate to everyone, and then keep your young lady's appearance very good? Even if there is

You never clean up the mess after people are hurt by your willfulness?

A white man went to the ghetto to make a campaign speech. In order to win the support of black voters, he blurted out, "Although my skin

The skin is white, but the heart is as black as you. "

South Korea's Samsung Group and Taiwan Province Province's Far East Group held a lucky draw for mobile phone SIM cards in Shenzhen to celebrate the breakthrough of products in China last year.

Your mobile phone won the second prize. Please call the hotline 13806734 * * to contact Miss Chen!

A sister-in-law saw a man who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, so she quickly said to the man:

Comrade, you dropped your cigarette! The man is furious: you just castrated!

During the Cultural Revolution, trains were very crowded. A gentleman took the opportunity to stop and put his ass out of the window to shit. When the train was about to leave, the conductor made one last tour.

Shout at the right time: fat man with cigar, turn your back to the window!

With love and faith, sex is very powerful. Switch to Nokia and only use Philips once or twice at a time. The girl was in pain. She came to Simon.

Son, Pan Jinlian was dried to death?

I-I'm amazing. I miss you so much! I want you to step on a banana peel!

It is said that during the Three Kingdoms period, an old farmer who was very rich but very local went to a brothel to prostitute himself? He said to the ugly and fat mommy, give it to me.

Find the sexiest one? Mother sang turned and said, "cauliflower, come here, don't look at your mobile phone?"

There will be a strong sandstorm coming at you tonight, because there are too many yellow messages in your mobile phone! The chief forecaster of the Central Meteorological Observatory would like you to recommend:

Turn the SIM card over and release it immediately.

The snail was run over by a tortoise while traveling on the road and was taken to the hospital for emergency treatment? The snail woke up and the police asked him about it. snail

Answer: I don't remember. He was too fast.

The ant married the centipede, and the frog asked the ant how he felt the next day. He said helplessly, I broke my leg in bed last night.

No, break two legs. No, break the other leg. No, fuck! I broke my leg all night.

The happiest thing in life is that I can do what others can't. For example, I can call you a pig by texting, and you don't know that I am.

Who is it? Hahaha! Trick expert 177

What I want to do most now is to drag you into my bedroom, push you to bed and say to you breathlessly, "Look, I'm.

Our watches are luminous! ! "

Mother explained to her three-year-old daughter why she had a scar on her abdomen: This is where the doctor cut a knife and took you out? children

Seriously ask: Why do you want to eat me? Mobile Humor 883 Review

A tadpole accidentally entered a woman's lower body while swimming, but soon committed suicide, leaving a suicide note: I entered this hole.

After that, I was beaten by random sticks every day and besieged by the same kind. ......

One day, I came to Hongyi Garden and asked my boss if there were any beautiful ladies. The boss said, "Yes! Don't look at the text message, come and meet the guests! "

Congratulations on winning the special prize of China Mobile Lottery, with a bonus of 1 ten thousand yuan. Id, please? Dagger? Pistol versus China

China people's bank outlets charge?

Milu told the players at the pre-match preparation meeting against Brazil: I will take the blame, you go to hell, fight for the World Cup and die.

Also worth it?

The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you? The last blush of the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you.

I wish I could walk my life in my own footsteps? No matter whether the road is muddy or flat, it is my own.

Choice?

The furthest distance from us in the World Cup is not that we didn't make it to the top 16, but that we could qualify with a draw but lost!

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Recently, the scheduled bank robbery plan was suspended, and the boss told you not to act rashly to avoid arousing the police's suspicion.

The time for physical exercise is waiting for notice, remember!

I was deeply attracted by you the first time I saw you, but I have no money. I miss your lips, your ears and you.

My tongue ~ I am rich today? I shouted to my boss, "Give me half of this pig!"

What do you think foreigners are longer than China people? Can you guess? Ha ha ha, don't guess, it's actually a name?

If I were a dragonfly, I would look at you with a thousand eyes. If I were a centipede, I would hold you with a thousand arms. If I were

God, I will send an angel to protect you. Unfortunately, I am nothing but silently loving you?

A miser wandered around the city because he couldn't hold his breath and went to the toilet. When he got home, he told his wife that he didn't expect it to be just a fart The wife cursed: you

Fool, save it for blowing the lights.

The People's Bank of China teaches you how to tell the authenticity of a hundred-dollar bill, fold it in half, fold it again, hit it again, hit it a few times, and look.

See if Mao Zedong has a nosebleed.

A monkey saw a man taking a bath and fell from the tree with a smile. He asked why, and he said with a smile, man is really a strange animal. Look at him.

Children have such short tails that they have to be born in front. Ha ha. ...

The most painful person in the world is the monitor of the artillery company: you have to wear a cuckold husband and take the blame, but you can't have sex!

Love is a feeling, even if it hurts, it will make you happy. Love is an experience, even if it breaks your heart, it will make you sweet. Love needs courage.

Anger needs a kind of courage that is not afraid of pain, so I tell myself that even moths are beautiful?

If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to do this,

Love adds a time limit, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

A female gecko said something to a male gecko, and the male gecko fell off the wall! (Answer: The female gecko said to the male gecko, "Dear.

Honey, I want you to hug me! ")

The thief found all the jelly in the safe and ate it all in a rage? The next day, the newspaper published the headline: Yesterday's fine weather.

The sub-bank was stolen and the sperm was looted. ...

There was a thief's love in front of my eyes, and I didn't care. Now I regret it! I want to speak loudly now.

Shout out: love tiger oil!

The young man is wearing a miniskirt and stroking his girlfriend's thigh: Dear, I love you! Girlfriend is infatuated with being caressed: come again, higher.

Son! The young man raised his voice: Dear, I love you!

Want to see the sea with you but can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to go hiking with you, but I am full of confusion about the future; I want to go wandering with you, but

Can't reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said no dogs!

The husband came home and found his wife and doctor lying in bed. Doctor: don't get me wrong, I'm taking her temperature? Husband: If you insert my wife.

If there is no scale in your body, you will die?

A prostitute from a certain country applied to the government to use a new name "prostitute", which made reporters fly into a rage? Prostitute: Everyone is the same! you

It's "Welcome to contribute", so are we!

Many nights, you snuggled up to me gently and sucked my precious body fluids with your little mouth until you were satisfied.

Open it, hey! This damn mosquito

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Jonina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They watched and rowed meteors together.

When crossing the sky, they named this star: Jonina Shade Star!

A person loves our motherland so much that even his name is "patriotic". The only regret is his surname. ..

... shh!

I fell in love with you when you saw this message. If only you hadn't read it?

A pervert likes to throw sulfuric acid at women in the street. This day he saw a girl, so he pulled her from behind to splash, but look.

After seeing the girl's expression, she shouted angrily: Who TM spilled it first? ......

I won't watch you jump into the fire, I'll close my eyes?

A mosquito stung his left arm and took a long drink. You were awakened by a sting. The moment you waved your right hand to hit the mosquito, the mosquito gave it to you.

Say, "Your blood is flowing in me!"

A young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: "I love you very much and would go through fire and water for you? If it weren't for this Saturday

It's raining, I'm coming! "