What jokes in life make you smile from ear to ear?

If you laugh? Please give me a compliment ~ ~ and then I smiled from ear to ear haha ~

1: Eat in the canteen and in the dormitory. A buddy put down his chopsticks and stood up. I paused and asked him, "Where are you going? Haven't you finished eating yet? " He said to me, "There is not enough storage space. I want to delete useless files. Will you go? " Then he left. It took me a few seconds to react and I suddenly lost my appetite.

My husband is on a business trip. At night, my daughter clamored for her father, so I called my husband: "Hello, husband, your little lover is looking for you." Husband: "What, Xiaoli, she ran to the house to find me!" " Be sick! ""Yes, you really break my heart. You finally got yourself. Don't come back!

One day, my mother and I were watching TV at home, and the TV was playing: a heroine fell in love with a foreigner, and there were various objections at home, and finally broke up. So I asked my mother, "What will happen to you if I marry a foreigner?" My mother looked at me carefully and said, "If you can get married, let alone be a foreigner or an alien!" !

4. A male colleague in the office received a bunch of flowers, so we can guess whether he was chased by a girl or gay. But I saw him puzzled for a while and suddenly said, "I'll go, the recipient and the sender wrote it backwards!" " ! "

5. The leader of Emei Sect challenged Shaolin Temple, pointing to the four elders of Shaolin Temple and shouting, "Who's here? Sign up! " The elders of the four monasteries said, "Poor monk prodigy, poor monk Tong Yuan, poor monk middle boy, poor monk wise boy!" The head of Emei angrily said, "Isn't your abbot successful?" Shaolin abbot came out from behind and said, "Poor monk's name is universal!

6. After an exam, the physics teacher yelled at us, "What a waste of me. I usually try my best to teach you. You repay me with such a score? " Copy the wrong question for me 20 times from 10 to 30! "The classmate in front of me said," Fortunately, I got 3 1. His deskmate also said, "It was a close call." . I got 9 points in the exam.

7: Playing LOL in the morning is a time of tension. A teammate shouted, "Excuse me, brothers, I have to go back to class. Goodbye. " Then we spray all kinds! "The last class, skip class it's okay. Go after it! " Then the teammate said, "I know it's okay to skip class, but I'm a teacher!" " ! "We were silent.

8. In the hospital, a little nurse is giving a needle to a tattooed man with a big waist and a round waist. Maybe the big man was scary, and the little nurse shivered a few times and didn't insist on going in. We all thought that the big fellow would slap the table and call names, but he actually said with tears, "Sister, please give me a good time. I am most afraid of injections from small to large! " ! "All of a sudden, everyone in the hospital was fooled.

9: Today, the supermarket is waiting in line to pay the bill, and there is a couple in front who seems very embarrassed. The woman said, "Look at you. You can't do anything well. You are as stupid as a pig." The man came with a long sentence: "You were arched by a pig." People around were embarrassed to laugh, but the woman came over and said, "Pork stewed with cabbage is delicious!" " "Now everyone can't hold it any longer, and they all laugh.

10: Today, my wife's best friend got her driver's license, and she wanted me to be a car instructor. My wife actually agreed! I asked her seriously, "Wife, do you want me to live and die with her or live and die with her?"