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What's the Indian character like?
There are four distinct seasons in most parts of China, while the temperature in most parts of India is high all the year round, especially in the north. The temperature in May, June and July is generally above 40 degrees Celsius. A local wind called "Lu" can not bring the slightest coolness, but gives people a feeling of low salary.
Mars, a Beijing girl married to India, told reporters that when she first married in New Delhi, when the weather was hottest, she habitually opened the doors and windows every noon, but after two minutes, her mother-in-law silently closed the doors and windows and closed the curtains, making her home look like a dark room. "I was very angry at the time, thinking that my mother-in-law deliberately opposed me, but it was inconvenient to have a face-to-face attack, so I had to wait for my husband to come back from a business trip before quarreling with him." After listening to his wife's "complaints", the husband smiled and said to her, "It's not that mom has a hard time with you. But the weather here is unusual and unbearable. Haven't you compared it? The doors and windows are closed and the doors and windows are open. When is the room cooler? " Mars later personally "experimented" and found that the temperature at home was really lower after closing the doors and windows.
China is punctual, India is procrastinating.
Wang Qiang, a China businessman who has lived in India for many years, told reporters: "Every foreigner who comes to India must first learn to put up with India's procrastination habit." When he first arrived in India to discuss business with Indians, he always arrived at the meeting place according to the scheduled time, but each time he had to wait at least half an hour before the other side slowly appeared. "Indians are always about half an hour later than the appointed time. What's more, they showed up without even saying hello and kept you waiting for a long time. When you call to ask why, the other party seems to be fine and says' forgot'. "
Gradually, Wang Qiang also discovered the Indian concept of time. "Wait a minute" means to wait for half an hour or an hour. "Meet tomorrow" means meeting again in a week or a month.
China people developed thinking in images, while Indians developed abstract thinking.
Indians developed abstract thinking, while China was good at thinking in images. The reporter's son found in school that the students in his class are extremely fast, all of which are large number operations, ten times more than ten times. The reporter also found that the vendors who didn't go to school in the food stalls settled accounts quickly, quickly and accurately.
Indians are more pragmatic and China is more pragmatic. Looking at the plans made by the Indian government, there are many ideas and measures that make people applaud and exclaim that India is really a country with innovative thinking. However, after a period of time, when we look at the implementation of the plan, we regret to find that the perfect plan and wonderful ideas still remain on paper.
India is adjacent to China, but separated by the towering Himalayas. China people's ideas and practices are quite different from ours. If we want to go beyond these restrictions, we must understand China's rich traditions and culture.
China people have a lot in common with us: they respect their elders and authority, attach importance to study, be hospitable and attach importance to family life, and men enjoy a superior position. The difference between us can be attributed to an important factor-different outlook on life: China people are "secularists". What we care about is the afterlife, which leads Indians to take a negative and pessimistic attitude towards present life.
China people only believe in this life. In their view, the present is the most important and the purpose of life. Because they only have "this life" in their eyes, China people are willing to live a peaceful, comfortable and prosperous life every day. They are more willing to face reality and be pragmatists.
Indians believe in religion and summon many gods to worship. Worship of god is out of fear, or want to get tangible benefits (get rich, get promoted, have children). Indians spend a lot of time and money to please the gods and create concepts such as heaven and hell, evil and accumulation.
Although Buddhism tries to introduce many Hindu teachings into China, China people still don't look at evil and virtue as we do. The attitudes of Buddhism, Islam and Christianity are still lukewarm and utilitarian.
Indians are proud of focusing only on the spiritual world, so they believe in spirit and soul. China people must deal with the spiritual world and the material world. For Indians, the spiritual world is more important than the material world, content is more important than form, and will is more important than expression. For China people, form and expression are more important than spirit and will.
Indians everywhere show their superiority with positive self-confidence, while China is very cautious, cautious and humble. He will talk to you about you, but not about himself. When it's time to take a group photo, an Indian will push forward, but China won't do that unless someone specially invites him.
Out of arrogance, Indians tend to show their cards. China people will save the cards for last, and they will be the ones who laugh last. China people are very good at using procrastination skills, by inviting each other to dinner, sightseeing and other ways to let each other raise the topic first. The delegations dealing with China sometimes have to wait for many days or even weeks, while China people are making their opponents restless step by step and finally decide to reach an agreement at any cost. Therefore, when dealing with China people, we must be very patient.
Indians' outlook on life about "the afterlife" makes them take crossing the soul as their primary goal in life. They think that the body imprisons the soul and is an obstacle for the soul to cross. Therefore, the goal of life is not to meet the needs of the body with wine and food, but to make the body hungry and wear the simplest clothes. Because of this, many Indians have become vegetarians and never touch alcohol. On the other hand, China people are addicted to delicious food and beautiful clothes. For China people, the body is a gift from parents, so we should treat it well, not hurt it.
The people of China have created delicious food, luxurious furniture and exquisite porcelain. Westerners who believe in material life will naturally be attracted to China. Indians, on the other hand, keep their spiritual and material life at a very low level, thus keeping the whole world away from themselves.
China people can make long-term plans and are willing to sacrifice immediate interests. Perhaps this is also the reason why China people keep their promises.
Indians are happy to treat others to a free lunch, while lunch in China is not free. When people invite them to dinner, they generally don't show nothing.
There is a saying: "Give a China man a stone and he will return you a jade!" "
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