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A composition that is similar to trying to encourage growth
Since the incident where the seedlings were forced to grow but all the seedlings died, the old farmer no longer had the intention to farm in the fields. He left all the work in the fields to his family and stayed at home all day long to study hard. "How can we plant seedlings so that we can harvest quickly and well".
Later, the old farmer met a rice expert nicknamed "Shen Nong" on QQ. The man called himself Yuan Longping, and the hybrid rice he cultivated fed at least one-fifth of the world's population. "Shennong's" sent the old farmer the method of growing hybrid rice and various pictures of hybrid rice via e-mail, telling him, "If you have any questions, please contact me, Yuan Longping." He also gave the old farmer his mobile phone number.
The old farmer was very happy after he got the method of growing hybrid rice. He thought: Haha~ I will never make the joke of "destroying seedlings to encourage growth" again. So, the old farmer held his beloved laptop and came to the field excitedly. Putting water, transplanting rice... If the old farmer doesn't understand anything, he doesn't feel ashamed to ask. He takes out his mobile phone from his pocket and dials Yuan Longping: "Hey! Is this Old Yuan? I don't quite understand the method of growing hybrid rice. Please come over here. "OK! No problem, I'll be there right away." A few minutes later, Yuan Longping jumped out of his red victory car and taught the old farmer step by step how to grow hybrid rice. He also told him: "My hybrid rice can be grown three or four seasons a year." After hearing this, the old farmer opened his eyes wide and said, "Isn't it so magical?" "Today's science and technology are so advanced," Yuan Longping replied with a smile, "No What an impossible question."
Soon, the old farmer mastered the method of growing hybrid rice and worked with Yuan Longping to benefit mankind. And he himself, because he learned how to grow hybrid rice, greatly increased the rice yield, bought a lot of money, and became a rich man in an instant.
Soon, the old farmer became dissatisfied that he could grow hybrid rice three or four seasons a year. He decided to cultivate hybrid rice that could be harvested once a month and become the second "Yuan Longping" to benefit mankind. . He started working hard again, but this time he was not trying to encourage others, but concentrating on research.
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