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In the afterlife, you will be responsible.

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"If there is an afterlife, will you marry me?"

"The afterlife will definitely pay off."

Early in the morning

Su Jinger woke up from a dream and didn't know why she always had this dream.

"Girl, are you awake?"

"mmm!" Su Jing son wooden nodded his head.

"Girl, what's the matter with you?"

? "It's okay! Just had some nightmares! " Su Jing son powerless with the wave, then got out of bed.

? Su Jinger sat in front of the bronze mirror, quietly looking at herself in the mirror. I seem to see myself in my dream again, dressed in red and with a touch of red flowers on my forehead, which is particularly enchanting.

? "Girl, the Seventh Prince has arrived in the main hall. Did the master ask you to come over?" Girl xiaoxiang rushed into Su Jing's boudoir from the outside.

? "unbridled! Can't you see the girl is dressing? How can you be worthy of working in our prime minister's office if you are so rash? " Su Jing's close-fitting girl shouted at the book.

Xiao Xiang heard Zhishu's yelling, and immediately knelt down and said, "I'm sorry, girl. When Xiaoxiang first came to the Prime Minister's House, she disturbed the girl and asked her to forgive me. "

"It's okay, get up!" Su Jing said simply.

? When Xiaoxiang withdrew from the room, Zhishu said, "Girl, the Seventh Prince is really affectionate! I really came to your house to see the girl again. "

"with deep feelings, ah! I'm afraid I can't beat that imperial power! " Su Jing sneered.

"Girl, what nonsense! If you want to be listened to by those who have the heart, what can you do! " Knowing the book whispered in Su Jing's ear.

Su Jinger put rouge in front of the bronze mirror and said lightly, "Go and tell me that I am not feeling well and I am not fit to see guests."

"yes!"

? After the book left, Su Jing took out half a piece of Yu Pei from the dressing box. I was lost in thought.

That year, the courtyard was full of apricot blossom rain.

? "Who are you?"

? "Who are you?"

? "I am the youngest daughter of the Prime Minister's Office, Su Jinger." Young Su Jing son said with a smile.

? "It turned out to be sister Jing 'er, who was inking." Young Stuart Mohan politely gave Su Jing a gift.

? "Who is your sister!" Su Jing son finished and ran away blushing.

Stuart Mohan was not annoyed, but ran away with Su Jinger.

prime minister su Xin has a big birthday. Stuart Mohan also came to celebrate his birthday with his brother Stuart Qingyu.

Su Jinger followed her elder sister Su Meier to the front hall. When Su Jing saw Stuart Ink Dyeing beside Stuart Qingyu, she was very happy.

In the backyard, Su Jinger is lying on the apricot tree.

"How's it going, fifth son of Su family?"

When Su Jinger heard the sound, she saw Stuart Mohan standing below. He got up and went down, only to find that one stumbled and fell. The ink dye caught Su Jing's son. They looked at each other, and Su Jing's face turned red. Ink dye hurriedly put Su Jing son down in a panic.

"Please forgive me for offending you just now!"

? Su Jinger lowered her head and said with a smile, "It's all right! Jinger wants to thank Gongzi for saving his life! "

"Easy!" Ink dye is also very polite replied.

"Would you please invite your son to the front pavilion for a cup of tea?"

"ok! Then please! "

All the way without words, Su Jinger looked at the inked side face and blushed involuntarily.

? "How can the son be with the big prince?" Su Jinger took the lead in breaking the silence at this time.

? Situ Mohan first glanced at Su Jinger, and then said faintly: "I am a guest of the big prince's house, and I am fortunate to be appreciated by the big prince before I can follow the big prince to your house."

"I see!"

"exactly!"

"I haven't seen you for a few years, and you and I are so different!" " Su Jing son low head muttered.

"Wu Gongzi, what are you talking about?"

"Nothing, don't be so polite in the future, just call me when you are young!" Su Jing son also don't identify looked at Stuart ink dye with a smile.

"That's ..."

Before Stuart Mohan finished his words, Su Jinger interrupted him: "I just don't want us to look different! If you are afraid of the big prince's sin, then only you and I can call me Jinger! "

"ok! Sister Jing! "

When Su Jinger heard that Stuart Mohan called her like this, her heart had already burst into laughter.

Wangfu, the back garden.

"see the princess!" Su Jing son looked at Sue email and made a ceremony.

? Su Mei-er smiled and stepped forward to help Su Jing-er up and said, "You are my sister, so don't give up these vain gifts!" ?

? Su Jinger took Su Meier forward and said, "Sister, you are a princess now. You should have some manners, so you won't let outsiders see the joke."

? Su Mei-er looked at Su Jing-er and smiled and said, "Jing-er, you've really grown up."

? "Sister, only you will think that I am a child."

"Jing Er, I heard from your sovereign the other day that the emperor intends to marry you to the seventh sovereign!"

"what?" Su Jing son surprised way.

"Jing, listen to your sister, and the Seventh Prince will be the next monarch in the future. And you are the descendant of our Su family, and you will be the Lord of the harem. This marriage is really right! " Sue email took Su Jing son's hand softly.

Su Jinger looked fixedly at Su Meier and quickly said, "Sister, I'll go first."

? Say that finish, then ran outside the palace in a flurry, Sue email looked at Su Jing son anxiously.

"Safely escort the Fifth Childe to the Prime Minister's House."

"yes!"

As soon as Su Jinger ran back to the Prime Minister's office, she ran to the study.

? "Dad, dad!" “”

? Su Xin went out from the study and shouted, "What a scandal!"

? When Su Jinger saw Su Xin, she quickly knelt down and said, "Dad, I already have a sweetheart, and I can never marry the Seven Kings."

? "Jinger, don't talk nonsense."

? "Dad, daughter, please!"

"Somebody, take the Fifth Childe back to his room, and don't leave the house without my command." Su Xin said sternly.

"dad, dad."

? At night

? Su Xin knocked on Su Jing's door. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Su Jing lying on the bed. Su Xin came over and patted Su Jing's shoulder and gave a long sigh.

"Jing, do you know that you are from our Su family? This time, it's a wedding, and it's also a gift from the emperor. How can we break off our marriage easily? "

"Dad, you know that your daughter has always had someone she loves deeply."

"You are talking about thirteen princes, Situ Mohan."

Su Jinger looked at Su Xin in surprise and said, "Dad, how can he be the thirteenth prince? He clearly said that he was just a door guest in Wang Yefu's house. How can it be? "

"Jing 'er, think about it. If he is just a guest, how can he appear in my Su's house?" Su Xin saw that Su Jinger had been silent for a long time, and then he continued: "Seven princes, he is the future monarch, and you are his future queen. This time, it was also the seven princes who took the initiative to ask the emperor. It can be seen that the seven princes are also very affectionate to you. "

? After listening to Su Xin, Su Jinger stood up and said, "Dad, you don't understand how he can be so affectionate to me! It's just because I'm a girl from the Su family. If he ascended the throne in the future, he will definitely need your help, so that he can establish his prestige in the DPRK. "

? Su Xin listened to Su Jing's words, but she couldn't help feeling bad. How could he not know the intention of the seven princes, but how could he violate the imperial orders?

"Go to bed early!"

with that, Su Xin walked out of Su Jinger's room.

? ④

? The next day, the Qing Buddhist temple.

? "Believe in women, Su Jing son, just the Buddha, can let believe in women's life with only one person for life. Believers don't want to be rich and expensive, they just want people who can fall in love with them to retire to the mountains! " Su Jing knelt in front of the Buddha and said sincerely.

? "I don't know the girl, but would you like to go away with me?"

? Su Jing son heard, see Stuart ink dye kneeling on his right hand side. At that time, Su Jing's eyes turned red instantly.

? Situ Mohan handed Su Jinger a handkerchief and said, "This is no place to talk. Come with me."

? Situ Mohan took Su Jing 'er to the backyard of the temple, which was relatively far away. Generally, no one had ever been there.

? Situ Mohan hugged Su Jinger into her arms and said, "I'm sorry, Jinger!"

Su Jinger cried and said, "Brother Mo Ran, don't apologize."

? Stuart Mohan let go of Su Jing's son and wiped Su Jing's tears with her hands.

"Brother Mohan, what you just said in the temple was serious."

"Really!" Stuart ink dye said without thinking.

"You are enough, Brother Mo Ran."

Stuart Mohan pushed Su Jinger's hair, held Su Jinger in his arms again, and said sadly, "Jinger, I'm sorry. I really really want to get you out of here. "

"But I'm Sue's daughter. If I run away from my marriage, what will my father and them do? Sorry, Brother Mo Ran, I can't be so selfish. " Su Jing son also cried and said.

Since that day, Su Jinger has never seen Stuart Mohan again. Instead, I shut myself in the house and never left the house all day.

? Time is always so fast. In a blink of an eye, it's already the wedding day of Seven Reports and Su Jinger. There are many colored silks hanging all over the house, but Su Jinger's own room is no different from usual. No matter how the maids persuaded her, Su Jinger refused to add any colored silk to her room.

? Su Jinger painted exquisite makeup, and added a touch of red flowers to her eyebrows, which made her look particularly enchanting. She touched the bright red wedding dress on the bed, which was sewn out by a stitch. When making this wedding dress, she wanted to marry Stuart Mohan more than once, but things were always not as good as people wanted!

? In the main hall, it is very lively. Su Jing son secretly looked around, but I didn't see the shadow of Stuart's ink dyeing. She thought it was all right. If he doesn't come, he won't be sad, so it's good for him and himself.

? "Daughter bid farewell to her father!" Su Jing son looked at Su Xin and said.

? Su Xin covered Su Jinger with the red veil and said, "Go!"

Su Jinger is sitting in the carriage, tears can't stop falling, and all the things she dyed with Stuart Mo are constantly replayed in her mind.

"Who dares to stop the wedding car of the Seven Kings' Yefu?" A page shouted at him.

? "unbridled!" Stuart ink dyed personal bodyguard said.

? The seventh prince sat immediately and looked at the man in front of him. He smiled and said, "13th brother, what do you want?"

? "Seventh Brother, I came here today to get back something that belongs to me." Stuart ink dye deadpan said.

Su Jinger heard the sound of Stuart's ink dye, pulled down the red veil handfuls, and lifted the curtain of the carriage. Looking at the man on the horse opposite, her tears welled up again.

"oh, ridiculous! Do you know whose carriage you stopped today? " Seven report said coldly.

"I know!" Say that finish, he flew to Su Jing's carriage with flying skill. "Jinger, I'm coming to pick you up."

the seventh prince's eyes were red and he shouted angrily, "Mo Ran, don't you dare to rob your future emperor's wife? Do you want to live?"

"Brother, how did this marriage come about? You should know better than me!" Stuart ink dye cold track.

"Somebody, give it to me. Anyone who robs relatives today will die." Seven report ordered.

? Soon the two men fought, and Stuart Mohan whispered in Su Jinger's ear, "Wait for me."

with that, he flew down and fought with them. Su Jing's son stood on the carriage and stared at Stuart Mohan, but this is in Beijing! The number of officers and men kept increasing, and Su Jinger shouted out of control: "Ink dye, you go, you go."

? Within an hour, Stuart's ink dyeing side was gradually at a disadvantage, and Su Jing ran down the carriage regardless.

"Girl, you can't go!" Know the book now pull Su Jing son.

"You let me go!" Su Jing struggled while tearing off the rockhopper on her head.

? Seven report see Su Jing son such a move, the inner fire is bigger. Pulled out a long sword and stabbed it straight at Stuart's ink dye. Su Jing son looked at it and tried to push the book to the ground. I saw a long sword straight into a red dress.

"girl." Zhi Shu sat on the ground and cried.

"Jinger." Seven report back your hand, just want to hug Su Jing son was Stuart ink dye to beat us to it.

"Jinger!" Stuart Mohan held Su Jing's son in his arms and said with red eyes.

Su Jinger looked at Stuart Mohan and said with a smile, "Brother Mohan, I really ... really ... like you!"

"I'm sorry, Jing. I hurt you. " Stuart ink dye remorse said.

"Fool, don't say that. You don't ... know ... I see how happy I am to see you today."

Situ Mohan cried and said, "Fool, I liked you the first time I saw you. I'm sorry, but I still hurt you."

"Ink Dye, if …… there is … an afterlife … will you marry me?"

"The afterlife will definitely pay off."

Su Jinger raised her hand with difficulty, trying to wipe away the tears for Stuart Mohan. But before I touched the inky face, I fell asleep.

"Ah ... Ah ..." Stuart Mohan shouted at Tianda several times. He just held Su Jinger in his arms and kept calling Su Jinger's name in his mouth.

Many years later,

There was a monk named Jing Chen in the Qing Buddhist Temple, who only did two things every day. One is kneeling in front of the Buddha to read the Buddha's scriptures, and the other is to care for those apricot trees in the backyard.

eventually

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