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I wonder how many lyrics of the song "Mr. Almost" are similar?

Almost, sir. -Dog gang

I smoked almost the same cigarette, and it took almost a day.

Spend the same amount of time and money.

The taste is almost salty, and being a man is almost mean.

I've been living on its edge for almost a year.

There are similar girls in similar Taipei city.

I did it almost several times in the same position.

Watch the same TV and eat the same things.

Write similar words and swear similar words.

Almost nightlife and drinking almost the same wine.

Listening to the same music and getting drunk is almost embarrassing.

Almost desperate, almost dreaming.

Wrapped in almost the same clothes, my head is almost empty.

Almost talking, almost complaining.

It is time. I'm almost home.

Call a deer a horse, almost.

Go ahead. Go ahead. The blind touch the elephant. Is it bad?

I'm Mr. Almost. Mine is going to be born soon.

It means I'm naive. It means I'm a bitch.

This is almost a life, and this question is very difficult.

Almost, sir. Mine is coming soon.

It means I'm naive. It means I'm a bitch.

I've been stuck in a needle for almost my whole life.

Almost repetition is always almost without hesitation.

Similar feelings will always be similar heavy products.

Almost lonely, almost poisonous

On a similar road, I am also suffering from similar hardships.

I took about the same medicine and slept about the same.

Almost trouble almost drives me crazy.

Almost bad, almost wonderful.

Almost noisy, almost awkward.

Almost Chinese style is almost blindfolded.

Changing the world is almost the end of you.

Almost the same singer, almost the same goal.

Almost all microphones are singing, and almost all Hulong people are crying for poverty.

Almost like a pig's head

It happened that I was almost friends with them.

It is better to tell a similar lie and be almost scared.

Swearing is choking, otherwise what do you want?

I'm Mr. Almost. Mine is going to be born soon.

It means I'm naive. It means I'm a bitch.

This is almost a life, and this question is very difficult.

Almost, sir. Mine is coming soon.

It means I'm naive. It means I'm a bitch.

I've been stuck in a needle for almost my whole life.

Almost, you are almost, I am almost, he is almost, TA

It was almost developed, almost playing haha.

He cursed the fork, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Almost, sir. He smells like a joke and a curse.

It's almost impossible to jump, so jump.

Almost like a tortoise, but the tortoise is clumsy.

Is this almost a good life for him?

Is almost a race to the top, want to swim to the top.

I almost meditated on the release of Amen and Fobu in my mind.

Almost life is very street. I almost became a street friend.

I sang eighty-eight songs, almost all of them.

Almost Mr. Wang doesn't care how to spend so many days.

I'm almost 28. Why, I'm almost Mr. Hot Dog.

I'm Mr. Almost. Mine is going to be born soon.

It means I'm naive. It means I'm a bitch.

This is almost a life, and this question is very difficult.

I'm Mr. Almost. Mine is going to be born soon.

It means I'm naive. It means I'm a bitch.

This is almost a critical moment in my life. I'm Mr. Almost.