Are there any humorous quips to praise the teacher?

1, the students in our class were first attracted by his humorous personality. I remember once in class, the teacher finished the content of the day, and there were still three or five minutes: "Don't look at me tall, not that I am too short, but that they are too tall." "

2. When we were studying algebra, the teacher had just finished proudly, and our hearts were full of flowers. When the wind brushed his hair, the hair in front floated with the wind, but it was not small. The spring breeze is generally warm, the clear spring is generally sweet, and the achievements come from all directions of the motherland. Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then students are the sand in the clam; You lick it with love; You gave us a mirror of exemplary behavior, and let us learn everywhere.

3. A chemistry teacher and provost in high school made mistakes on purpose, and then asked a classmate to find out the mistakes. After the students passed a pass, the teacher said approvingly and seriously, "Good, you see the teacher is resting." Everyone was stunned. After class, the teacher just went out and the whole class burst into laughter.

One day, when our senior high school math teacher told us about the periodic table of functions, he excitedly walked off the platform when he talked about the word "period" and said to the whole class, "You still don't understand the period. It's really that pigs are smarter than you. " Then he pointed to a girl in the first row and said, "Do you know what a cycle is? You explain it to them. " The whole class fainted.

The female teacher of junior middle school Chinese class just graduated from normal university, and everything is fine except that she likes to take her students to the blackboard and write down the noun explanation in a surprise way. The method is that teachers dictate a word and students write and explain it silently. I remember once, I drew a boy who didn't want to hear it. The teacher repeated "occasionally" over and over again. The boy stayed in front of the blackboard for a few minutes and suddenly brushed and wrote: Bitch, filthy, not a good thing. The whole class burst into laughter and the female teacher was so angry that she couldn't say a word.

6. A discerning person knows at a glance that he must be a teacher with a particularly developed sense of humor. Yes, I believe this one is as sweet as a tinkling mountain spring, as kind as a gurgling stream and as beautiful as a flower!

10, humor, he always uses humorous words after class to relieve our fatigue and make us happy. The teacher and we get along like friends, but he is not careless about our study. It is also said that strict teachers make excellent students. I think he should be summed up by "truth", not "strictness".