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Chatting with men in the middle of the night?
Proud and provocative words: 1, after all, I belong to you. 2. The sea of misery is boundless, and it's me who turns back. 3, how to solve the problem, only hug you. 4, all living things suffer, you are a strawberry. 5, there is nothing to be attentive to, I like you very much. I miss you every day. 7. I have super powers, and I like you very much. 8. Are you a book? How to make people want to sleep more and more? 9, you are three, I am, except you, or you. 10, you are the best. If there is something better, I pretend not to see it. 1 1, Peggy, you deserve me. 12, it's no use complaining. Give me a hug. 13, I miss you again. 14. What do you bake first? Think of me first. 15, tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous, you should be my boyfriend. 16, I am a lovely little girl, and you are lovely, too. Do you like me? No, I can teach you. 18, cuteness is not a long-term solution, but cuteness is a long-term solution. 19, I have super powers, believe it or not, I am super cute. 20. Do you know who I like? I don't know. Please read the first word. 2 1, Duan and you, I have to go. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see an arm around you. 23. My eyes are small and I can only see you. I want you to read the first three words of my sentence. 25. I will give you a lipstick. Remember to return it to me every day. 26. It's happier to read your chat record than to read the salary slip. 27. I'll give you a note called One Line, because you love one line when you do it. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby. 29. The biggest difference between Tang Priest and me is that Tang Priest learns from the scriptures and I marry you. 30.do you like yourself? Yes, then I am really your rival in love. I also like Kuquiki and Jang Keun Suk. I want to shoot all the waves at you. Dinner is in the pot and people are in bed. You know my depth, and I know your length. I want to plant flowers for you, and I want to plant strawberries for you. 6, with Lao zi, I let you sleep loudly. 7. You look delicious. I am really lucky. 8. I have 200 million heirloom treasures, and I just want to give them to you. 9. We were drinking and strayed into each other's forbidden area at 10. Honey, I'm sick. Give me a shot! 1 1, I miss you, I want to sleep with you, I want to wake up. You have 12, what are the good flowers? Come and plant strawberries with me. Iron horse is you, glacier is you, I want to dream. 14, what I want to do to you, what I want to do to the cherry trees in spring. 15, I can't tell you what's good about you, just want to see you take a bath. 16, blow a breath in his ear, and then say that people really want it. 17, will you protect me like your penis? 18, the weather is dry, and I want to find a hole to drink some water for the summer. 19, I'll make you cattle and horses. Will you give me grass? 20. I won't say good night to you. I want to lie in bed with you.
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