What are the humorous jokes in Journey to the West?

1. Wukong! Don't be rude! Oh, old man, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. I passed by here today. I wonder if the old man can open the door for convenience? Old man, please stop insulting me. The poor monk apologizes for the big disciple? Old man, please don’t hit the poor monk with your stick. ?Old man, please calm down? Old man, please try touching me again? Oops, I cao? Wukong! Cut him! You guys, Bajie Wujing, come up too, knock out your teeth, blind your eyes, and get a discount on your legs! What a good person!

2. Tang Monk: Wukong, bring me the purple gold alms bowl and chopsticks. Wujing, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked. (Master Tang also made a mistake, but he actually wanted to know whether the rice cooked by Bajie was ready)

3. Sha Seng: Second senior brother, don’t let the master drink. He was drunk on Singles’ Day last year. The cassock was all stained with vomit, and he was crying and shouting that he wanted to go back to his daughter's country? Huh? Second Senior Brother, where are you going? Don't leave? Senior brother, come quickly! The second senior brother flew away in the direction of Gao Laozhuang!

4. Tang Monk: Wujing, look, you are not going to drink the horse, but you are taking selfies with your mobile phone. My teacher once said that if you have a big face, a broad mouth, and a lush beard, you will never look cute no matter how much you pout. Come, take some pictures for me, and I will teach you some scissor hand styles.

5. Jade Rabbit’s Blog: Dear friends, if you love me, please love me deeply. At this moment, I burst into tears. Although I have said to myself more than once: "Jade Rabbit Spirit, you must be happy!" However, he is a man like the wind, who shattered my elegant dignity and made me as lonely as a firework? Can you stay? Elder Tang, will there be a female demon in the West who will love you for me?

6. Tang Seng: You monkey, you don’t respect your teacher. Why did you wear a leopard print apron to look sexy in front of that spider spirit? Why do you steal the limelight from being a teacher? Shut up! I don’t care if you have leopard print or tiger skin! Do you still know who you are? You, a person who has been released from prison, are you pretending to be stupid in front of me? Look, you dye your head yellow and carry a steel pipe to pretend to be young and Dangerous? Me?

7. Bajie: Master, just get on the horse. How can you maintain your figure by just taking these two steps? Monk, why are you pretending to be an idol? Look, you asked Brother Monkey to pick wild fruits again. Can you improve the food? My existence has fully demonstrated that vegetarianism cannot reduce weight.

8. Tang Monk: Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch the carp spirit. You are not good at water. If you drown, how can you afford the salvage fee? Oh, no, no, Bajie is fine, he will float on his own.

9. Sha Seng: Senior Brother! Don't go! If something happens to you, who will protect the master when he goes west to obtain Buddhist scriptures? Don't be impulsive! I know that you have great supernatural powers, and even a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals could not stop you at first, but those in front of you are not ordinary monsters and ghosts, they are the city management here!