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1. One of my classmates is a Christian, and I feel a little possessed.

School should do morning exercises in the morning, and he thinks that teachers must also get up early to do exercises, otherwise it is unfair.

So I went directly to consult with the principal.

The headmaster paused and said, where are you from?

The classmate said affectionately: I was sent by God to save you.

2. There was a boy sleeping in class, and the teacher found out and said calmly, I'm in charge at the same table.

This is really a comedy.

Take off your coat at the same table and put it on the sleeping person.

3. I took a subject with a high failure rate today. A classmate has never reviewed it. I thought he came to review early in the morning. As a result, he has been singing Huo Yuanjia there: pass, pass, pass, pass. ...