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It is said that the costumes of the northeast people

It is well known that people in the northeast love to dress up. No matter whether you have money or not, you should dress up when you go out. This is very different from the casual clothes in the south.

I first noticed the clothes of the northeast people when I first married my husband. My husband is from the northeast. One winter, we went to a relative's house for dinner. Several guests from the Northeast came to my relatives' house that day, and one of them, an uncle in his sixties, caught my attention.

His clothes are different from those I usually meet. He is wearing a wool hat, a plaid scarf around his neck, a knee-length wool coat and a pair of polished black leather shoes. He looks like a decent boss.

I secretly asked my husband, "Is this the big boss?"

My husband pooped and laughed: "What a big boss! He is a relative of mine. He is the janitor of a factory in Guangzhou. "

""what? The gatekeeper? Nothing like it. Too melodramatic. "

This really subverts my three views as a southerner. Even in a big city like Guangzhou, except for insurance and other businesses, we seldom dress up deliberately, just dress casually and comfortably. Some people even get up in the morning without brushing their teeth or washing their faces and go out to buy breakfast in their pajamas.

So in the south, you will see a very ordinary person wearing jeans and a T-shirt. He may be a billionaire. Most southerners don't like to show off their wealth, and no matter how rich they are, they won't be too ostentatious.

After staying in the northeast for several years, I have a deeper understanding of this "costume" of the northeast people. I found that many relatives of my husband's family, including those in the countryside, basically have a gold chain around their necks, one by one, and all of them are of the same style. The difference is that some are thinner and some are thicker. I asked my husband: Why do people like to wear such gold chains so much? The husband said: they hang all their belongings around their necks.

It's okay for a woman to wear a gold chain, but it's a little flattering for a man to wear it. Once I took my child for vaccination and saw an oversized gold chain hanging around a man's neck, like a Buddha's bead. I couldn't help looking at it a few times, and suddenly I remembered a mantra in the northeast: What are you looking at?

It's a pity that Big Brother didn't ask me what I was looking at, otherwise I really wanted to ask him: Big Brother, where did you buy this chain?

I couldn't help poking my husband's arm: "Husband, look at that big gold chain. This man must be rich, right? "

"What is the money? I floated as soon as I went to take a shower, haha. " Husband joked. I imagined the picture and couldn't help laughing.

Northeast women should not only work hard on clothes, but also on their faces. Even for an old lady in her sixties, eyebrow tattooing, eyeliner and lipstick are all basic, and the eyeliner is particularly black, which looks exaggerated. Especially those old and muddy eyes, painted with exaggerated black eyeliner, are particularly out of place.

Make-up is troublesome and time-consuming. Some northeast women simply started micro-plastic surgery, making semi-permanent eyebrows, eyeliner and red lips. No matter where you go, you don't have to worry about being seen when you wake up in the morning. You can be beautiful without makeup, and the beauty of this style has been brought to the extreme.

Fog eyebrows have been popular in the past two years, and the beauty in Northeast China will not miss this popular beauty. Boys, walking in the street, ten women with nine eyes, heavy eyebrows and big eyes, a little spicy.

In the northeast of summer, parks are very different from other places, and there are songs and dances everywhere. The aunts are all beautifully dressed, with curly hair, exquisite makeup, fashionable dress, high heels, and some will wear a retro veil hat, which looks mysterious and particularly conspicuous. They are dignified and elegant, dancing in the park like beautiful girls.

Walking on the streets in the northeast, there is often such a painting style: a beautiful woman with curly hair, wearing a dress and high heels, walking leisurely in front with a beautiful parasol, looks so beautiful, and walks up to her like an elderly aunt, which is disappointing.

The winter in the northeast is very long, and it is normal to have more than ten degrees below zero. When you go out, you should wrap up a thick down jacket, as if there is no chance to show off. But I was wrong again. Northeasters won't miss any chance to dress up. They will spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a beautiful mink coat, wear a pair of knee-high boots, carry a delicate small leather bag and wear a mink hat to make themselves fashionable and expensive.

When it comes to the northeast people, you must say mink. Northeasters have a soft spot for minks. Every winter, women wearing mink can be seen everywhere in the streets and lanes of Northeast China. Their love for mink is deep in the bone marrow.

I remember once, a northeast person went on a blind date, if you are the one, and said this: Come with me, and I will let you wear mink in summer. It can be seen that they are after minks. When my husband is eating with his classmates, he often jokes about mink with his classmates: buy a mink and a car for your daughter-in-law quickly, or you will sleep on the floor at night.

How important minks are in the minds of the northeast people, just look at these legends:

Husband bought a mink for his wife, and the relationship between husband and wife is harmonious!

My mother-in-law bought mink for her daughter-in-law. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is better than that between mother and daughter!

A northeast woman's life includes: first love, first night, buying mink!

The necessary survival skills of northeast women are: bargaining, recognizing brothers and buying minks!

Having a mink not only symbolizes your wealth and dignity, but also proves that you are loved! So no matter how rich or not, how old or how old you are, you must buy a mink.

Therefore, some people have poor conditions at home, and they buy minks purely for window dressing. In order to save money, they don't want to take a taxi, preferring to wait for the bus in the cold wind and then squeeze in carefully in expensive mink coats. Sometimes when you quarrel with people in the car, people who don't know the time will say, "What are you pretending to be? If you have money, don't squeeze the bus! " The scene is awkward.

Northeasters not only dress themselves up, but also have requirements for the image of their family and friends who go out with them. If you dress too rustic, they will feel humiliated and lose their class, which I know very well. Every time I go out with my husband, I have to go through his inspection on what I wear. He thinks it's ok to wear, otherwise he would rather not take me out.

I have a friend in the northeast. When I first went out with her, I always dressed casually. Because she doesn't know me well, she is not ashamed to talk about me. After getting acquainted, every time she asks me out, she will specifically say to me: Bingzhi, remember to dress up beautifully. Last time I went to the club with her, she forgot to remind me, so I casually wore an old suit. I haven't seen her come to me for a long time. I think I really humiliated her last time.

When talking about clothes with the northeast people, never compare with the cheap ones, but with the expensive ones, otherwise people will think you are very low.

I remember once on the road, listening to two middle-aged women chatting:

"Look at this dress I'm wearing. I bought it at the department store for 500 yuan. How does it look? "

"Ah mama ah, I also bought the same clothes as you, you this just 500? I spent more than 800 on that. " The sense of superiority is beyond words.

I don't think I can finish talking about the northeast people's attention to dress for days and nights. Every place has different customs, so we shouldn't judge ourselves. But I think dressing up is actually a good habit. As long as it is not too exaggerated, it is also a kind of respect for others to dress yourself up and make yourself look more beautiful and confident. Why not?