Fairy sword 4 joke who has it?

Han Lingsha: Idiot, cannibalism is soft-spoken and understaffed. Ziying took my things and won't be mean to us in the future, so she must have some scruples.

Xiao Xuan: Ha ha ha! No wonder some people say that "heaven and earth are heartless, and everything is a grass dog"! Sure enough, ruthless, indifferent to human life!

Nine days Xuan Nv: Xiao Xuan! You are guilty of a terrible crime, and you don't regret it! More ridiculous words!

Nine Days Xuan Nv: The so-called "heaven and earth are heartless" means that God and heaven regard everything in heaven and earth as equal, but you misinterpret it!

Liu: Ziyun, only girls can marry, but boys can't ~

Yun Tianhe: Huh? Is that boy pitiful?

Yun Tianhe: Ling Sha, are you going to dig a hole like a mouse again?

Liu: ... poof ~

Han Lingsha: Make holes, make holes? !

Han Lingsha: (... I think I'd rather hit someone ...)

Murong Ziying: I promise you. ..........................................................................................................................................................................

Xuan Nv in Nine Days: If you want to be immortal, you must cultivate human nature first. If you don't know right and wrong, you can't become immortal!

Yun Tianhe: … The moon is so big, like a cake …

Xiao Xuan: Xiao Xuan swore on his life! ! God abandoned me, I would rather be a demon! !

Yun Tianhe: Ha, great! As they say, you can't find it with shoes, you can find it without shoes!

Han Lingsha: Oh, dear, I can't find anything in my shoes, but I can't find anything in my shoes. It doesn't take much effort to get it. ...

Yun Tianhe: Yes, it seems that mosquitoes kill more and more in the mountains in summer.

God of Wealth: Ha, ha, ha, three are really heroes among people. Just now, it was a little joke Don't take it seriously We have something to discuss ~

Han Lingsha: (... it's so hard to turn around, it's true that there is no rape and no business ...)

God of Wealth: With so many people coming and going, only this girl will think of collecting more precious stones. What a rare talent!

Han Lingsha: Don't talk like honey, girl. I don't believe it.

God of Wealth: Right, right, right ~ Which one should I use? Please give me some advice.

Han Lingsha: Really ~~ ~ That's impossible. I'll give you the jewels you want, and I'll pass with the extra ones.

Fortune: don't ~ don't ~ don't ~ have something to discuss. Everyone is an acquaintance, an acquaintance! Don't worry, do you?

Ju Mang: You! What does the dragon with the candle have to do with you?

Yun Tianhe: What does it matter? Simple fighting relationship!

Candlelong: mortal, answer the deity. What's your name?

Yun Tianhe: My name is Yun Tianhe, her name is Han Lingsha and his name is Murong Ziying.

Han Lingsha: (Just ask you one question, why did you give us all the names ...)

NPC selling cakes in Panxian Town: Come on, come on, the cakes are delicious, not fragrant, and free of charge.

Child: Hmm, well, 10 is not fragrant.

Geng Feng: Wrong! We are not gangsters, but heroes known as "Jian Nan Shuang Xia" in the Jianghu!

Han Lingsha: Bitch? Shuangxia? ..... What can I do for you?

Ba Jing 'an: Didn't you just say that? ! Okay, I'll say it again. Listen!

Ba Jing 'an: You have to pass by and leave dry food!

Yun Tianhe: Why should I give you dry food?

Geng Feng: Idiot! Can't you see we have swords in our hands? !

Ba Jing 'an: Yes! People with big fists have dry food to eat, bring it quickly!

Yun Tianhe: Sword? But I have it, too. More than one.

Yun Tianhe: And fists? I think your fist is very small. You should give me dry food.

Geng Feng: Ahem ... Young Xia, since you are all good swordsman, we cherish heroes and we cherish double swords. Tell you what, you continue to eat your dry food, and I will continue to eat my dry food.

For those who play version D, this sentence is for you: "Everyone wakes up and you are drunk alone, and everyone eats your head and you eat shit."

Lotus dances in circles and swings from side to side like a duck. Swinging sleeves and twisting waist, gentle and gentle, makes me be elated.

Murong Ziying: ... why is your sword stained with dust? Why not clean it?

Yun Tianhe: As long as it works. Anyway, a sword can shoot without deviation ...

Murong Ziying: What do you mean? How to use this sword in peacetime?

Yun Tianhe: Let me see. ...

Yun Tianhe: When I was a child, I used to shoot this sword at a bow. Haha ~ very easy to use. This sword is very good. Those pigs and bears suddenly ...

Murong Ziying: Stop it! What else is there?

Yun Tianhe: Skinning animals can make clothes and quilts. Very good, hehe.

Murong Ziying: ... What else?

Yun Tianhe: Sometimes it is used for chopping wood, but it is of little use. It's good to build a house by sawing wood. Cut it with a few strokes. That's how my tree house was built ~

Murong Ziying: ........................................................?

Yun Tianhe: It's also used for haircut, shaving, cutting meat and radish. It's also used for skewering meat and barbecuing. Unfortunately, the sword is too sharp. Sometimes the meat suddenly changes in half when roasting and falls into the fire. Really!

What a pity ... alas ~ ~ ~

Murong Ziying: ..............................................................................................................................................................................

Yun Tianhe: Well ... in short, there are many benefits. I used it in the imperial sword recently, but this sword is too thin and uncomfortable to step on.

Murong Ziying: .....................

Yun Tianhe: Uncle, you look so pale. Didn't you sleep well last night?

Murong Ziying: .....................

Yun Tianhe: Uncle Shi?

Murong Ziying: Cloud, sky, river! !

Yun Tianhe: Ah! What happened? !

Murong Ziying: Go back to your mind at once! Now! !

Yun Tianhe: (OK, Meng ... Why are you suddenly so angry? ...........................................................................................................................................................

Murong Ziying: (I need to be alone ...)

Han Lingsha: (It is a mistake to kill without teaching, and I will put up with it! )

Han Lingsha: ... You are too timid to be a dog.

Scholar: Damn it ... What a bad-tempered woman. ...

Murong Ziying: Stop eating. All the grain is polluted. They will be polluted in the morning. You can never improve yourself!

Yun Tianhe: .......

Yun Tianhe: Has the rice gone bad? So you can only eat meat?

Han Lingsha: (Fool, who can do more work ... to barbecue and step on it, disgusting ...)

Han Lingsha: What are you afraid of? If you are found, pretend to sleepwalk.

Yun Tianhe: Huh? ! Is that okay? Three people sleepwalking together? !

Han Lingsha: That was close ... I thought I was really going to see the Jade Emperor this time. ...

Yun Tianhe: Why did you go to see the Yellow Emperor? Who is his big brother?

Yun Tianhe: Is that guy named "Yellow Emperor" very good? How about fencing?