A collection of funny confession text messages

1. You said that our road is too bleak, and you said that our hope of being together is too slim. Maybe love itself is something without reason. I just want to tell you that no matter when you look back, my love will always be by your side.

2. It’s cloudy because the sun is tired; it’s raining because the sun is sad; it’s snowing because the clouds are heartbroken; it’s windy because the heart wants to I’m traveling; you received a text message because I missed you.

3. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his or her own temper. But for you, I will put away all my temper, because I just want to love you well. Valentine's Day is coming, let's spend it together!

4. It’s only on the brow, but on the heart. It turns out that my love for you is so deep, your every move and every smile touches my heart. Valentine's Day is coming as promised. Make a perfect vow to love you forever and never regret it.

5. Meeting you in this life is fate, fate, and a feeling that will remain unchanged throughout my life. Valentine's Day is coming. Although there are no romantic designs or touching words, my heart that loves you forever will never change.

6. Life is endless and lonely. Love is endless in lonely life, loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It said it missed you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I were both thinking of you.

7. Today I don’t need to express my love to you with roses, I don’t need chocolate to express my love to you, I don’t need to express my love to you with sweet words, I just need to give you an affectionate hug to express my love and embrace Valentine’s Day , may our love always be sweet.

8. Meeting is fate, blind date is a process, loving each other is the goal, staying together is an oath, love is so sweet, embrace Valentine's Day, embrace your sweetness, embrace your life.

9. My heart is long, and I hope love will be in late autumn; the road is long, and I hope happiness will always accompany me; watching the sunrise and sunset, who is chasing time? Watching the ebb and flow, who is appreciating romance? As long as you are by my side. , is my lifelong wish!

10. Unknowingly, we have known each other for a year. You know, these days of knowing you are the most difficult time in my life. I don’t want to go on like this anymore. Today is Valentine’s Day. I want to say to you: iloveyou...

11. This Levi's diamond ring was customized by me for your real name. I will recognize you for the rest of my life. This ring will only be yours for the rest of my life. Would you like to wear a diamond ring as a gift?

12. I can’t sleep tonight, quietly looking at the lights of thousands of houses, igniting my lovesickness. In this sleepless night, I carefully reflect on your tenderness and unforgettable true love. Having you is me. The greatest happiness in life, I love you!

13. What is clear is the traces of flying birds; what is faint is the lingering attachment, which will never change no matter how many times pass. What I think of every day is besides you. Who? Even if it is far away, my love will last forever.

14. Do you know that you can walk out of my sight, but you can never walk away from my deep yearning for you; you can stay away from my figure, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you. . I will cherish knowing you, whether it is an episode in my life or a permanent lover. One day, when I am tired or old and no longer have romance, this melody will nourish the roots of my life. I am really happy!

15. Just because you are so beautiful that I cannot confess that I love you.

16. Sauvignon Blanc, the moon is cold at dawn, the wind is cold at night, lovers go back and forth alone during the festival, and Gu Yingzi feels sad. It's hard to see, hard to think about. I sleep for a long time with regret, asking if I have pity for you.

17. How could I fall in love with you? I am asking myself, I can give up anything but find it difficult to leave today. Maybe you never thought that my heart will hurt. If this is a dream, I would like to be drunk forever. Wish to wake up.

18. In my heart, you are the best, and it makes me the most uncomfortable to make you angry. I send you a text message without saying a word. I hope you will be relieved of your anger and will not be sad again. I promise you that there will be no next time. I hope you will forgive me. I feel guilty and angry because you have the deepest heart for me, and I feel uncomfortable if you don’t forgive me.

19. In the long journey of life, when we are almost through, you gently hold my hand. I hope these warm hands will always hold me!

20. When there is wind, nature appears cool; when there are leaves, flowers appear fragrant; when there is the sea, the world appears broad; when there is you, life is full of sunshine. Baby, you are the sun in my heart!

21. Use my three lifetimes of fireworks to exchange your lifetime of confusion. I love you for eternity and will never change year after year.

22. Having your love has become a habit. I can't live without this habit, I can't quit it just like you smoke.

23. With you all the way, I feel calm in my sorrows and happy in my laughter. With you in my whole life, I feel at ease with my worries and cheerful with my joys. The happy life of love intoxicates me and makes me obsessed. My dear, everything is just because of you. With you.

24. Acacia wanders around for you and builds a wall of love. No matter where you are, there is always a yearning for you. I look forward to becoming a couple with you and creating a paradise of love. No matter the end is ahead, my love is still boundless.

25. I know you like this song the most, and I also know your thoughts. I miss you.

26. I like you just like a person likes a rose. On the one hand, I like its fragrance, but on the other hand, I have to accept its thorns. In other words, I will accept your advantages and disadvantages!

27. I have nothing but the hot heart that beats for you. Are you willing to let Oh carry you through this ordinary but happy life?

28. My arms are your eternal harbor. No matter what happens, you will be able to find me where I am when you look back. I will love you forever. you.

29. I don’t allow you to scare me, I’m very timid, don’t scare me with anything, I’ll be scared!

30. I don’t allow you to be the happiest , because I have you, I am already the happiest in the world, so you can only be ranked second!

31. I don’t allow you to hit me, don’t hit me, your hand will be very painful. , I am very resistant!

32. I don’t allow you to be silent, baby, we also need to communicate. Even if it is my unilateral apology, you should also give me some face and say: "I forgive you." Let’s go!”

33. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want your lifelong companionship.

34. Life is bread and love is cheese. Bread without cheese can still satisfy you, but it doesn’t taste very good; life without love can go on just as well, but it’s not so beautiful.

35. If every choice is a kind of giving up, then it depends on whether you can bear those giving up! By choosing you, I give up all the misfortunes!

36. If Tomorrow will be the end of the world, so today I will let happiness begin; if everything will disappear tomorrow, then today I will let fate meet; if I can't see your eyes again tomorrow, then today I will let a hug deeply warm each other !Let me tell you gently, I have already fallen in love with you!

37. If I could, I would rather be a child, standing in front of you with empty hands, expecting your mercy; if I could, I would rather As a beggar, I pass by your door. I long for my empty bowl to be filled with your love.

38. My wife, it’s always fucking cheating; my job, it’s always not easy; my money, my old man is running away; life, it’s damn good; being a chic bachelor is so fucking beautiful! Happy Singles’ Day!

39. Singles’ Day is coming, and I really can’t bear to see you stay alone like this anymore. You are also very handsome, with big eyes, high eyebrows, and a good figure. You are the best among dogs. Be obedient, and I will take you to a pet shop for a blind date.

40. Singles’ Day, what if you have good health but no good luck? How can we "just" have a golden rice bowl but no rice? How can I “just” send text messages without sending blessings? ! On Singles' Day, I wish you a bright face, happiness and a bright life!

41. Singles’ Day is here, and I would like to introduce you to someone. Please go to a hot spring place in this city on Singles’ Day and take a dip in the water first. I will tell you who the person is by then. Don’t worry. , you will ***, otherwise how would you take a bath in the hot springs?

42. Good luck comes to Singles’ Day, and all bachelors will smile happily. Work goes well, people are healthy, and Yuelao comes to help. All roads lead to Rome, and everyone can become a wishful man. May Singles’ Day dreams come true and love be as sweet as honey!

43. Since I had you, I am no longer a single root. I have a pair of roots in the sky and a pair of roots in the earth. I have two roots going in and out. One root follows the other in life. You are one. I am one, and we just have the same bundle on Singles’ Day.

44. It is said that singles age quickly. During Singles’ Day, you were still a young bachelor. After Singles’ Day, you have joined the ranks of middle-aged senior bachelors. If you don’t say goodbye to being single, you will become a single. Festival, be careful not to become an old bachelor that no one cares about!

45. If a bachelor is good, one person is well fed and the whole family is not hungry; if a bachelor is beautiful, one person is chic and the whole family is happy; if a bachelor is auspicious, one person is rich and the whole family is glorious; if a bachelor is happy, one person is drinking and the whole family is intoxicated. On Singles' Day, I wish all the singles around the world to be happy and carefree!

46. The life of a bachelor is very lively, and one person has enough to eat and the whole family has no worries; the life of a bachelor is helpless, and no one cares about his illness; the life of a bachelor is lonely, and there is no one to accompany him during the New Year and holidays. Singles' Day is here, I hope you spend the last Singles' Day and find your significant other as soon as possible!

47. A long sigh that no one knows, two lines of clear tears and a heart weeping. The wind blows in the middle of the night. It’s so unlucky to run into walls everywhere. It’s another bachelor’s day. I hope God will bring a miracle. Lovers get married, and happiness comes after Singles' Day! May all singles in the world be blessed with a perfect match and double happiness!

48. A bachelor’s life is tiring, and there is no one to accompany him when he comes home from work; a bachelor’s heart is bitter, and he gets drunk alone before spending time and moonlight; a bachelor’s life is boring, and his parents nag him and he has no fun; a bachelor can only envy, and his friends are in pairs Show affection to each other. Singles' Day is here, I hope you can take off your "lightness" as soon as possible and live a world of two people!

49. When I sleep in spring, I don’t wake up to dawn, and there is no one to quarrel with when I am single. In the spring of the city, the vegetation is deep and the most beautiful thing is to be single. Green trees surround the village, carefree and happy. A pot of wine among the flowers, you won’t have to worry about having no friends. As the sun fades over the mountains, you must be careful. Happy Singles' Day!

50. Being single is tiring, and you have to start a business alone; being single is hard, and you cook cold dishes and rice by yourself; being single is boring, and dating is endless; being single is sad, because others are in pairs and I am alone. A strong and independent man, you don’t have to worry about your true love. Happy Singles’ Day is coming, may your love arrive and your happiness be unstoppable.

51. Life can be ordinary, work can be simple, income can be refreshing, ideals can be bumpy, and love can be bitter and sour. As long as you are healthy, your marriage can take its time. . Happy Singles' Day!

52. Don’t be afraid of the loneliness around you, be patient; don’t be afraid of the loneliness at midnight, be patient; don’t be too much of unfettered freedom, be steady; don’t be greedy for the temptation of beauty, be patient. Be patient; ignore the endless emptiness, you must be able to withstand it; you must hold on to the SMS greetings for Singles’ Day!

53. I’m a bachelor, I’m proud, I save materials for the country, I’m neither crazy nor making trouble, I sit next to the computer and have fun, there are many and good things on the Internet, I refer to guest websites to join in the fun, just type on the keyboard. Come and make a fuss, the Singles' Festival is here again, but the partner is still missing, so I have no choice but to spend it alone, and the guest website often comes to sit here!

54. Bachelors are proud to say the least, they are civilized and polite, they firmly oppose cuddling and flirting, they can read books and newspapers when nothing happens, and they will never jump up and down. Singles' Day is here. May the days of singles be more wonderful and always happy and smiling!

55. Being single is tired, and there is no one to accompany you in front of the flowers and under the moon; being single is miserable, and dancing alone among thousands of flowers; being single is annoying, and there are endless blind dates; being single is sad, because others are in pairs and couples.

Fortunately, there is Singles’ Day, so you won’t be short of happiness! Happy holidays!

56. The stick is not in the light, but the money will do. Women are no longer left, but they are beautiful and smart. Si is single and still happy. Don’t waste Valentine’s Day, come and enjoy Singles’ Day. There are friends for talking and laughing, and relatives and friends for visiting. Bachelor Yun: Why isn't it beautiful? Happy Singles' Day!

57. My bestie, today is Singles’ Day. Let’s go to Phoenix Zhangjiajie together, take bestie photos together, attend bachelor parties together, go shopping together to look at various brands of trendy clothes, and eat big meals, drink and sing together. K all night, long live friendship!

58. The appearance should be beautiful, the content should be rich, the age should be young, the experience should be mature, the character should be gentle, the work should be aggressive, the conversation should be funny, and the behavior should be elegant. Such a woman is impossible to find, so being single is imperative. Happy Singles' Day!

59. Being single is good, being single is wonderful. The life of a bachelor is enough. You can scream loudly when you see a woman, and you can have fun with beautiful women. Being a bachelor is good, being a bachelor is wonderful, and the life of a bachelor is carefree enough, but he is afraid of getting old, being alone and without support. Although being single is good, don’t hold on to it forever!

60. Blessings are sent to you on Singles’ Day: May your career bloom forever, your life pomegranates bloom red and bright, your love flowers be accompanied by someone before and after the moon, your marriage will be as early as possible, and you will have a good match, and strive for a happy bridal chamber, and descendants. It is passed down quickly from generation to generation. Happy Singles' Day!

61. Singles’ Day is here, send text messages to express blessings, all wishes are good, and all prayers come true! I wish all my single friends find their significant other, I wish all my friends in love happiness and sweetness, I wish all my adult friends wave goodbye to Singles’ Day, and I wish all my boyfriends and girlfriends have a happy home!

62. Marriage is not a good idea. No one wants me at thirty. They blame me for being stupid and because I have no luck. I have been on blind dates several times and I am still single. I ask relatives and friends to be a matchmaker so that I can get married as soon as possible, end my miserable single life, and welcome the two of them to a happy marriage. Singles' Day is here, and I wish all my bachelor friends a speedy marriage.

63. Don’t worry about eating, good food will be saved for you; Don’t worry about working, the position will be prepared for you; Don’t worry about buying a house, the villa is waiting for you to live in; Don’t worry about getting married, the beauty will make you happy; I wish you the best on Singles’ Day Leyouyou, dear big stupid cow!

64. You, my dear, stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should I sentence you to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: I sentence you to me for life.

65. I am not so busy anymore, so I want to find some ***. Professional Love Undergraduate! Specialties: Washing dishes and washing pots! Ability: I love you without telling you! Salary requirements: Your sincerity! Ideal contract period: Valid all year round, never change jobs!

66. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever unless you again Give me a handful.

67. No matter where you are in the world, as long as you need me, I will "fly" back to you.

68. Your love is like stars, sometimes very bright and sometimes very dark. I don't look forward to the gorgeous brilliance, I just hope that the dim light can ward off the wind and cold.

69. The blue sky faces the white clouds, and you will never get tired. Peach blossoms caress the flowing water, romantic and comfortable! The lone star sets off the bright moon, warm and happy! My love for you has always been indescribable. I keep you in the bottom of my heart and think of you all the time!

70. I am crazy about you, crazy about you, and my heart breaks for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of ??suffering is boundless. If you like to think of me, think of me like a star on a summer night; if you like to forget me, forget me like a spring dream.

71. Weather forecast: From early morning to day, I sometimes miss you, and in the afternoon I miss you violently. I predict that my mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by the extended low pressure, this type of weather is expected to continue until you arrive.

72. If I don’t propose to you, I will regret it for the rest of my life, because you are the only one for me.

73. My dear, when I "scan" you, my love "program" will be "activated". Others say that we are very "compatible". It is a "hyperlink".

Especially in the few days we met, our relationship quickly "upgraded"!

74. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! My dear, please accompany me until the end of time, okay?

75. Bright words can only embellish feelings. If I am silent, it is because I really love you. Maybe I am not your favorite, but I know you are the favorite of my life! After a thousand lives of love, the person I love in this life is still you

76. I can’t help being seduced by the aura you contain, and I can’t help but be moved. Love, please stay in my heart for a long time!

77. Take good care of yourself, I don’t want to wait until the next life to love you again.

78. I am willing to stay by your side all my life, being your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer.

79. If the wind and rain make us lose our romantic mood, don’t be disappointed. Walking hand in hand through the wind and rain, we can still have romantic feelings.

80. My heart has been split in two! Half of it is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When needed, one is the other's big tree. Let us join hands to move towards a better tomorrow.

81. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn’t love you, you still give her a rose. What is waste, knowing that she loves you and giving her a rose.

82. I like to see your smile like the spring breeze, I like to see your figure like the summer rain, I like to see your eyes like the autumn moon, I like to see your expression like the winter snow, I like to see you It's because you are my only one.

83. When you say what you want to say and do what you want to do, you will find that the sky is so blue and you are so cute. Not because you get what you want, but because you are living for yourself.

84. How beautiful it is to think about someone, even if only memories are left to refer to, until one day you and I are old and the memories shine with the white hair in the wind, at least I know clearly that if I think of you Will smile.

85. Marry in my village. The conditions in my village are not bad: clothing basically relies on spinning, eating basically relies on the party, getting rich basically relies on robbing, getting a wife basically relies on thinking, transportation basically relies on walking, and communication basically relies on Roar, security basically relies on dogs, and heating basically relies on shaking.

86. You are the flowers and I am the green leaves to set off your beauty. You are the moon and I am the stars to set off your beauty. You are the tea leaves and I am the boiling water. Can I brew you?

87. I want to give you half a rose to represent half of my heart, because the other half of my heart has been torn apart by you. Tears are the feeling of missing you, and the heart that I sent you cannot take back. If memories are the only replies, I will never forget that I was once beautiful.

88. No matter where the world ends, no matter spring, summer, autumn or winter, I will definitely take you with me. No matter where I go, you will be the heaviest luggage in my life. Thinking about it, you are the only one who is best to me. If you don’t want me, who will?

89. I can be sure that from now on and in the future, you are my only love. I also know that in this ever-changing world, you will be the unchanging love.

90. I feel more and more that you are the elf in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; in my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

91. I can miss the rising sun, I can miss the afterglow of the setting sun, but you are the only one I can’t miss. You are my choice with no regrets in this life!

92. Being single is understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, not having a lover is trash, and having too many lovers is an animal.

93. When words travel through time and space, they bring Valentine’s Day blessings. Let each word quietly melt into your heart! I am silently blessing your smile, remember me Look forward to it in good faith.

94. Think of me when you are lonely, come to see me when you miss me, and bring fruits when you see me, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean that you love me, bananas mean that you miss me. , apple represents that you love me.

95. I don’t know how long a life is. No one can understand how many fates there are. It doesn’t matter how far this road is. Even if I can’t go to the end of the world with you, I will cherish having you. Be my girlfriend every second!

96. To like you means to miss you bitterly when I can’t see you. To like you means to look at you stupidly when I see you. To like you means to like the gentle gaze in your eyes and to like your mouth. The smile next to you!

97. Falling in love at first sight, infatuated again, working hard all day long to win your heart, painstakingly thinking about it, don’t you understand my heart!

98. I firmly believe that one day, the lovely you will stretch out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for.

99. If you like me, I follow the righteous path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?

100. Even though there are all kinds of charms in the world, I have a special liking for them. As long as my heart is still beating, it beats because of you. Having you is the highlight of my life, and I My confidence comes from your charm.gt; It must be the fate of the past life that determines the love of this life. Otherwise, why do I fall into your network when there are so many people?

101. Always like it Holding you in my hands, enjoying the rare relaxation, getting used to your company, you always move me inexplicably.

102. I don’t have enough colors to describe your beauty, nor do I have the outstanding literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you and follows your joy. Joy, sorrow and sadness.

103. My love for you will always be a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the string is always in the hands of the kite maker. No matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!

104. Just wait, one day you will be my son’s mother!

105. What you see is the real me! A never-ending feeling! I am touched that you and I are the most beautiful existence in this world!

106. You told me that you would take care of me for the rest of your life, but you broke your promise, but it doesn’t matter. I will wait for you for eternity, waiting for you to fulfill your promise. There is a drop of your tear in my heart, when will you come back and wipe it away.

107. If your heart is cold, I am spring; if your heart is bitter, I am sweet; if your heart is sad, I am joy. Maybe I am not everything to you, every day, but I am by no means a burden to your life.

108. I am a beautiful spider, and I wander on the Internet. If you are a butterfly, no wonder I feel sad for you! Miss you, I'm waiting in the center of the net. A graceful and handsome young man, wandering around the world as a beauty. If you respond with sincerity, I will love you for ten thousand years.

109. Is it right for me to love you this way? This question makes me so tired. I would rather shed tears than regret, but I am afraid that I will still be heartbroken in the end.

110. Whatever you want, I will give it to you as long as I have it. Why are you still wandering around outside? Just stay by my side.

111. If one day I fall in love with you, will you accept my true love? I hope that next time I meet you, we will meet more than just by chance.

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