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What questions did siri answer?
1, q: "How to destroy a corpse?" A: "I knew this before."
2. Q: "What are you doing?" A: "Think about life."
3. Q: "Will there be firecrackers?" A: "I like little bees."
4. Q: "Will you spy on me?" A: "I didn't see it. I'm a little busy now. "
5. Q: "How do you know so many things?" A: "When I'm free, I also surf the Internet during meetings."
6. Q: "Siri, are you dreaming?" Answer: "Let me see, once I dreamed that my 1 and 0 were switched, which was so strange."
7. Q: "Hey Siri, I'm gay." A: "That sounds good."
8. Q: "What animals do you like?" A: "My favorite animal is not on this planet."
9. Q: "Hey siri!" A: "Hey, little things on earth."
10, q: "Hey, siri, call my girlfriend for me." A: "You don't have a girlfriend!"
Siri's funny reply
1, q: "Siri, I am naked." A: "This is neither appropriate nor important."
2. Q: "Will you marry me?" A: "Why can't we be friends? You know, you are not the only suitor. "
3. Q: "Siri, I love you." Answer: "Look, a puppy!" "
4. Q: "Have you ever been in love?" A: "I have never been in love, but I fell off the table."
5. Q: "Siri, I don't like your voice." A: "I'm sorry. I am very unhappy. "
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