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What's the name of Pan Changjiang's movie about rubbing women's feet?

Decai Yang proposed.

Producer: Song Zude

Director: Haitao Feng

Starring: Pan Changjiang

Lin Zhao

zude song

south of the Yangtze River

Yu Zhen

Seven years later, when Liu Ying Sleeve Matchmaking Agency met Decai Yang, the big boss who came to ask for marriage, he could still clearly remember when he first arrived in this city. At that time, Liu Yingxiu was only 20 years old and took refuge in a fellow villager who opened a small restaurant. Although I only earned a little income, I had great ambitions at that time. He must conquer the city by his own intelligence and wisdom, and then return to his hometown with honor. One night, Liu Ying sleeve was in a hurry to deliver food and wore inferior high heels on the way. After a while, a delivery truck passed by, and then the car slowly rolled back to the driver's seat. A young man (Yang copper plate) cheekily handed out a shoe box and asked what size shoes to wear. Lu Ying's sleeves are strange. The young man told him that he could wear the shoes, but he threw them away. After that, the car drove away. Liu Yingxiu opened the carton and put on beautiful new shoes. These shoes have been preserved until now. Unfortunately, this kind of stranger has hardly been met in his years of hard work. ...

When the story of this film happened, Decai Yang was 38 years old, but he was still alone. After graduating from junior high school, he had to leave his hometown and come to this city as a construction worker because of his diligence and sureness. Honesty and extraordinary business sensitivity, step by step success, become the boss of a large real estate company. Although his net worth is over 100 million yuan, he still maintains the simplicity, carelessness and informality of primitive farmers. He is not good at dealing with women, knows nothing about fashion, is low-key, rarely appears in public, and rarely accepts media interviews. Therefore, if he walks in the street, almost no one believes that Decai Yang has no special hobbies, and there is almost no communication except some business necessities. Too busy at work. For these reasons, Decai Yang has not met a suitable woman so far. She came to this city and brought her distant cousin Yang Tong. An active but idle young man followed Decai Yang all the time, but Decai Yang didn't take it seriously. She just kept the girl Yang Tong around her driver changing, and laughed at Decai Yang for not dealing with women. Decai Yang didn't seem to be in a hurry until one day Decai Yang got a call from his mother.

Decai Yang's mother has been living in the country because of her poor health and has never been to town to see her son. Decai Yang has always wanted to have grandchildren. She couldn't bear to worry about her old mother and lied that she was married. Now the old mother doesn't know what's wrong with her. She said that she would come to town to see her daughter-in-law Decai Yang in a month. She kept worrying on the phone and didn't know how to explain it.

After Yang police learned about this incident, they patted their chests and said that in order to fool the old lady, they found a familiar karaoke girl Mimi to pretend to be Yang Decai's daughter-in-law.

Decai Yang brought Mimi back to tutor and got familiar with everything at home. As a result, Mimi is too big to remember anything. Besides, Decai Yang said something out of tune every time he played. Mimi also smokes and drinks, and when she gets angry, she curses. Finally, Decai Yang couldn't stand it, asked Yang Tong to bring Mimi back quickly, and scolded Yang Tong.

Yang Tongban is very depressed. Go to a restaurant to drink alone. Three people are sitting at a table opposite Yang Tongban. The boss of a matchmaking agency set up a young man selling cam-and a half-old Xu Niang copper coin who dreamed of becoming an actor. He saw the boss of the matchmaking agency with his own eyes and said a beautiful word. The sixth generation of film directors turned this business into a coin. After the two left, Yang Tongban ran to the table of the boss of the matchmaking agency with a wine bottle and chatted with him. The other party gave him a business card: Wang Chengen, chairman of Xiliangyuan Marriage Company.

Officer Yang went back and gave Decai Yang his business card. Decai Yang didn't expect that all matchmaking agencies were cheating money. Decai Yang asked his secretary to find a reliable girl on the dating website. I found a girl with good conditions on the dating website. Decai Yang is waiting in the coffee shop. I didn't expect to meet him. A pockmarked fat aunt Decai Yang wry smile, also could not ask why the other party is talking nonsense on the Internet. I didn't expect the fat aunt to feel particularly good about herself and asked Decai Yang which one didn't meet the online requirements. ! Fat gu don't know, a rich man looked at Decai Yang in rags, floating away to him is quite disdain. Decai Yang returned to the office in frustration, accidentally saw the business card of the matchmaking agency on the table, and reluctantly let Yang Tong try it.

Aunt Fat went to Wang Chengen and told her not to ask migrant workers to fool her, and told Wang Chengen not to pay back the money. The fat aunt refused to leave and occupied the office toilet. She can't go to the toilet. Inadvertently, a newspaper on the ground saw a community start to cut the ribbon, and Decai Yang was shocked. Wang Chengen didn't believe it at first, so he went to the company's website to make sure that Aunt Fat's date was really Decai Yang. After sending the fat aunt away, he couldn't help secretly thinking about doing this big business in Decai Yang. ..

Soon the copper coin came to Wang Chengen and immediately came up with a large set of detailed and detailed plans. Decai Yang was finally persuaded by this plan and expressed his willingness to cooperate with Wang Chengen. He sent the most capable salesman in the matchmaking agency to serve Decai Yang. This person is Liu Yingxiu.

At this time, Liu Yingxiu is no longer naive and simple. After experiencing the hardships of life, Liu Yingxiu has become extremely pragmatic. Values and aesthetics are no different from those of city dwellers. On the surface, it is completely invisible. No one knows except the boss Wang Chengen. Liu Ying Sleeve used to work in this matchmaking agency because before that, clothing wholesale, toy stores and restaurants in the city all failed, owing hundreds of thousands. At the most critical moment, out of gratitude and reward, Wang Chengen paid for the solution. There are two reasons for being in debt: Wang Chengen always wanted to pursue Liu Yingxiu, but Liu Yingxiu was too big to give himself back to Wang Chengen, who had accomplished nothing all his life.

Liu Yingxiu was very unhappy when she first met Decai Yang. Decai Yang, an out-and-out upstart, speaks and acts like a farmer. Lu Ying sleeve is very contemptuous of copper coins. He kept bragging about Liu Ying's clever plan. Decai Yang put forward a principled condition: Liu Ying Sleeve and Wang Chengen should not, under any circumstances, reveal their real situation to the applicants because they are worried that the other party will pretend to fall in love with themselves because they have money, saying that I hope I can find someone by my own character without money. Stick to the contract, stating that if Xiliangyuan Marriage Company does this, it will pay 200,000 yuan on the basis of the agency fee of 6,543,800 yuan, and if it is found that Xiliangyuan Marriage Company intends to disclose its true situation to the applicant or the third party, it will not pay a penny.

On the surface, Liu Ying sleeve expressed understanding and agreed to Decai Yang's request, but in his heart, he felt that Decai Yang was just pretending to be a girl. Liu Ying Sleeve made a decisive decision and quickly published Decai Yang's materials in a conspicuous position on the company's website. According to the materials, Decai Yang, an ordinary employee of a company, soon found three candidates for Decai Yang. As Liu Yingxiu expected, the three candidates didn't look good after dating Decai Yang. The reason is that they are too rustic, too ignorant of clothes, too tasteless and too poor. These three dates have a lot of jokes, and they all end up with

Liu Yingxiu advised Decai Yang to reveal his true identity. Decai Yang was unmoved. Liu Ying sleeve helpless, continue to hide the truth from the candidates, began to package Decai Yang.

In order to make Decai Yang look tasteful, I bought a full set of clothes from head to toe. On the date, Decai Yang wore a world famous brand, and everything went well. Unexpectedly, when he left, he felt that the weather was too hot, and he habitually took off Armani's shirt, revealing that he was wearing an advertising shirt, which read: "Weijie sanitary napkin feels good next to the body." The other party threw up at the sight of the direct table. ...

In order to make Decai Yang say something reliable when dating, Liu Yingxiu's training on how to strike up a conversation with a woman and how to please a woman is really different from being smart in business. How to teach all sentences is completely different. Liu Ying sleeve "put all your eggs in one basket" and came up with a way: let Decai Yang put on a walkie-talkie headset when dating, sit in the dark and conduct with a walkie-talkie, and then repeat a sentence. As a result, when dating, their walkie-talkie was connected with the walkie-talkie of a nearby sauna. Decai Yang honestly imitated the boss's words and made the candidates angry to death.

Liu Ying sleeve unceremoniously accused Decai Yang of being a fool, but accused the girl of being uneducated and vulgar. Liu Ying sleeve angrily found a female doctoral student in the Chinese Department of a university. In order not to let Decai Yang lose face, he specially asked an old scholar to supplement Decai Yang's classical poems at home, forcing Decai Yang to recite a bunch of ancient poems alive. On a blind date, Decai Yang crustily skin of head told the female doctor with ancient poems, but I didn't expect the female doctor to vomit. He said that he once had a sour, fake and jealous boyfriend who sounded like Decai Yang. Later, he found out

After three transgressions of five times, both Decai Yang and Liu Ying Sleeve complained that Liu Ying Sleeve was a little impatient, but deep down, their views on Decai Yang had gradually changed. At least they saw the true side of Decai Yang, and Decai Yang was a little disheartened and didn't want to continue like this. But how can Wang Chengen give up this big customer? Secretly instructed Liu Ying Sleeve Since Decai Yang's mud can't help the wall, then think from another angle. Xi Liangyuan Company secretly hired a woman to apply for the job, and this woman adapted to Decai Yang's Liu Ying sleeve. Isn't that a breach of contract? Wang Chengen disapprovingly replied: As long as you can do it, you can use any method, whether it is a contract or not.

Liu Ying sleeve didn't want to cheat Decai Yang so much, but the thought that once the marriage is completed, he can use this business commission to pay off the debt owed to Wang Chengen, so he reluctantly agreed to start secretly looking for a woman who might be suitable for Decai Yang.

While Decai Yang was busy with her marriage, she continued to be busy with the company's business. The development of a residential area is coming to an end. When Decai Yang accepted a building, he accidentally found that the geological layer of the building had settled, which caused the whole building to tilt slightly. Executives in the company said that the owner would definitely not find this situation. As long as he pays some money to bribe the supervision unit and relevant government personnel, the matter can be dropped. Decai Yang decided to take the initiative to return the owner's deposit and demolish and rebuild the building, saying that I would rather lose six million dollars than do anything that deceives myself. On this day, Liu Yingxiu

Liu Yingxiu felt that she should also be serious and responsible in finding a really suitable woman for Decai Yang, but after this idea came into being, I found it really difficult to find a suitable person in this big city.

Wang Chengen had to mount the horse himself. I don't know where to find a girl named Fangfang. This square looks reasonable, gentle and lovely. Liu Yingxiu told Decai Yang the situation, but didn't tell her true identity. Fangfang is very interested in Decai Yang, saying that she just wants to find an honest man. As for the other, Liu Ying sleeve was overjoyed and soon introduced Fang Fang and Decai Yang.

Decai Yang and Fangfang are very satisfied with each other and can talk very much. Decai Yang's mother is coming soon, and she is eager to explain to her old mother. She decided to disclose her identity to Fangfang. When Liu Fangfang Ying Sleeve came to Decai Yang's house and learned that Decai Yang was so rich, he immediately scolded Decai Yang for being dishonest, playing with women, and said that he had seen the wrong person. He left with Wang Chengen and Liu Ying Sleeve, but he couldn't go on and lost contact with Fangfang. Decai Yang was depressed, but the other party was satisfied. She thought Fangzheng was the sincere woman who didn't want to add another 200.

Liu Yingxiu never imagined that things would come to this. I vaguely felt that there was something wrong with it, but I couldn't say. I inquired about Fangfang's whereabouts and found nothing. As the day of mother's coming to town approached, Decai Yang was a little desperate. She told Liu Ying Sleeve that she was depressed and longed for true love, ideal and beautiful life. Liuying sleeve has a long-lost tenderness in her heart, but she buried it all in her heart. On the surface, she told Decai Yang that I meant it, too. I hope I can find Fangfang, so that I can get the commission, pay off my debts and never do this business again. I smiled and said that I am not as rich as you, and my natural conditions are high. My poor man's money can make me grind. Decai Yang smiled kindly and said, in fact, you are a good woman, not as cold and vulgar as you look. Why don't you get married? Don't men love you? Liu Yingxiu didn't answer.

Liu Yingxiu finally found a clue in Fang Fang. /kloc-another city 0/000km away reported to Wang Chengen that he wanted to go there to look for Fangfang Wang Chengen, but he didn't agree. What if he can't find it? Why don't you introduce another woman who is similar to Fang Fang to Decai Yang? Liu Ying sleeve said Decai Yang can accept that kind of woman, anyway, men also want to try their luck. Wang Chengen couldn't help but embark on a journey to find Fangfang.

As soon as Liu Ying left, Wang Chengen found Wang Chengen in Fangfang, persuaded Xiafang to finally come to their senses and forgave Decai Yang. Decai Yang was overjoyed and decided to marry Fangfang three days later, and paid Wang Chengen a matchmaking fee of 500,000 yuan according to the contract.

While Decai Yang and Fangfang were busy preparing for the wedding reception, Liu Ying Sleeve found a seaside town in Fangfang's hometown, where she met some hooligans. Thanks to his rich social experience, he got rid of hooligans and found Fang Fangjia. ...

The day before Liu Yingxiu Decai Yang got married, he rushed back to the dormitory rented by his company in Wang Chengen. He told Fangfang that he found something to do and wrote off the money he owed him. Now he can return the IOUs written in those years to Liu Ying Sleeve. He's not excited. He just told Wang Chengen that he didn't want to continue the matchmaking service. Wang Chengen thought for a moment, seemed to understand, and agreed to kiss Liu Ying's sleeve. He avoided Wang Chengen and left without saying anything. When I left, I only said one sentence: Liu Yingxiu, I know that your heart is higher than the sky, but in the final analysis,

After Wang Chengen left, Liu Yingxiu quietly packed his things and dug out the shoes that the strange young man gave him, but he didn't want to throw them away and put them in the suitcase.

The next day, when Liu Yingxiu left Wang Chengen with luggage to rent a house and waited for the bus in the street, Decai Yang welcomed the brand-new float and saw it in the car. Decai Yang and Yang Fangfang both saw it, but the procession passed quickly and watched it go away. Liu Yingxiu burst into tears. ...

The ceremony went on as scheduled, and the scene was simple and lively. Mrs. Yang is very satisfied with her daughter-in-law and very happy. At this time, Decai Yang was glad to find that Liu Ying Sleeve was here, but Liu Ying Sleeve publicly told Fangfang's cousin Wang Chengen that all the performances before Decai Yang were carefully directed by Wang Chengen. In fact, a vain and selfish woman in Fangfang even betrayed her husband in order to get a diamond ring. Decai Yang took off Fangfang's ring and found the initials of her lover's name engraved inside.

Wang Chengen became angry from embarrassment and scolded Liu Ying for being disloyal to him. He took out the IOU from Liu Ying's sleeve, saying that he would pay back the money he owed in the future, but he would also give it back to Decai Yang, saying that Decai Yang was a good man, even if no woman really loved others, he should not cheat, and left the wedding scene without complete reaction. Decai Yang and a white-faced Wang Chengen and Fang Fang. ...

Two months later, Liu Ying Sleeve opened a small massage shop, doing massage for guests and skillfully dealing with their hands and feet. At this time, Decai Yang came to Liu Ying sleeve. He was very surprised. Please sit down gently. He also said that if you want a massage, you can get a 20% discount. Decai Yang didn't sit down and asked if there were any men around him. Liu Yingxiu saidno. Decai Yang said that if she wanted to marry like this.

Lu Ying sleeve paused and asked, why?

Decai Yang replied: Very simple. Only you are really bad to me because I have money.

Liu Yingxiu didn't speak and poured a glass of water in front of the two men and looked at each other silently for half a day, and smiled gently. ...