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Your anger is a joke.

1, you give someone you care about a knife; If you let anyone near you, you will open your armor. So don't be hasty when you are sincere, and don't be greedy when you are looking for friends. Otherwise, you will be stabbed all over.

He who seeks happiness in the world is the most unfortunate person in the world. Don't blindly compare, happiness is always there. Don't lose yourself and grow up with confidence; Don't beg for happiness, self-esteem grows; Not greedy, content with Changle; Don't be too vain and carefree; Love, although you can't say how much you have paid, you can't get it if you are not prepared to pay.

If you are angry, you shout. If you are sad, you will cry. If you love it, you express it. Like it, pursue it.

You won't laugh over and over again because of the same joke, but why do you cry over and over again because of the same thing?

5, along the way, lost the bag, how to pick it up. At this time, you and I are like porters. There are many ways to choose from in life. Choose one, go on, and you will meet people and scenery on this road. Choosing another one is a completely different scenery and people. If you are unhappy, find a corner to cry. You don't need sympathy. Dear yourself, learn to control your emotions.

6, relax, look down, the pain of life comes from living too clearly. Be a simple person, put aside worldly troubles, leave a place for your heart and do what you like; Be a simple person, drink water when thirsty, sleep when sleepy, laugh when happy, and cry when sad.

7. When you are in a dilemma between your feelings and others' opinions, you should choose to do what makes you happy.

8. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more. A lot of things, if you stick to it, you will survive. Don't envy others, not everyone is so perfect, but you don't see it. No matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep walking, your scenery will eventually appear. Life is a long struggle. Some people laugh at the beginning, while others win in the end. Fate doesn't care for anyone, it depends on how long you can chase and how long you persist.

9. Time doesn't really help us solve any problems, but it just makes the problems that we couldn't figure out before unimportant.

10, put down the pressure and live a relaxed life; Let go of troubles and live happily; Let go of inferiority and live confidently; Let go of laziness and live a full life; Let go of negativity and live successfully; Let go of complaining and live comfortably; Let go of hesitation and live smartly; Let go of narrowness and live comfortably. In this world, some things don't need to be cared about, and some things must be emptied.

If you are simple, the world is simple for you.

I don't want to stick to one color, but I want to know more colors. -Assassinate the classroom

A fool will always find a fool who admires him. -Bernard Shaw

Third, I like you because you love me. I fell in love with you when you left me. You walk too fast, otherwise I can't keep up with you. -How many meters?

Fourth, if you don't know enough, you will be more worried; Weakness leads to anger; If you don't believe enough, just say more. Li Shutong

No one can satisfy everyone, just satisfy yourself and the people you like. Everything you judge may be a projection of your own heart. Life is a process of constantly accepting and giving up, a journey of meeting coldly and smiling at loneliness. -Han Han I understand life

Self-adjustment is a way to get along with the world. In the face of a complex and ever-changing world, only when the disturbed heart settles down, will the heart not move and will not change with events. If you can find the width of life in my cracks, then the result will let you know that the heart can really change the world.

Sometimes, reason tells us to do sober and correct things, but feelings are just the opposite.

Eight, first, don't complain about your own life, and second, don't speculate about other people's lives. This is the behavior of losers.

9. Excessive consumption is not uncommon, because people generally lack a sense of security in their hearts and need external and material support and promotion to confirm their life value.

Ten, you are very clever. Some people will say that your heart is heavy. You rely on hard work. Some people will say you are lucky. You said you were born optimistic. Some people will call you fake. Sometimes, you are obviously a glass of white water, but you are forced to become a full-bodied carbonated drink. People meet too many people in their life, even if some words are crucial, there is no need to live in their eyes. As long as your heart is clear, you will never have to please someone who doesn't understand you. Orson

Eleven, some people are just warm strangers who get along with each other all their lives, nodding and greeting each other and taking care of each other. Other than that, there is nothing else. Some people know each other, but they can be as indifferent as flowers bloom and fall, and there is no intersection for a long time, just knowing that there is such a person.

Twelve, people should be content, tolerant and generous, and nothing can be complicated. If the ideological burden is heavy, they will blame God and worry about others. If you are simple, the world is simple for you. A simple life can bring a happy life. Delete your memory regularly and discard unpleasant people and things from your memory. Formatting yourself is deleting you. Zhang Ailing said: Because I have loved, I am merciful; Because you know, you are tolerant.

Thirteen, fireworks will not let people know how warm the dust it turns into. He would rather leave a cold illusion, a broken illusion. If you are sad, you can mourn for him, but you can't change his persistence.

14. May someone see through your bluff and give you the warmest hug. -Xu

Fifteen, born without a hometown, peace of mind is the place to go.

Life is a strange journey, and meeting everyone is a beautiful accident. Where there is a will, there is a way. If there is no wish, even the people who are destined to pass by. Fate is providence and human nature. No matter how deep or shallow the edge is, what you get is nature. Life is too short to come easily, so we should cherish it and treat everyone and everything with a tolerant and open mind.

Seventeen, the world is so obscure, our hearts should be like a big round mirror, and everything is clear. Living in the secular world, tired of my own troubles, even if I have to live so hard, even if I have been blaming myself and repenting, when will my heart be clear? -Lin Qingxuan's "Border Clearance, Thousand Miles of Light"

Hold your hand tightly, there is nothing in it, let go of your hand and you have everything.

Don't keep anything for a special occasion, because every day you live is a special occasion.

Twenty, growth takes away not only time, but also the courage that is not afraid of losing.

Someone once said that when you stop to think about whether you love someone, it means that you no longer love him. -Safin's Wind Shadow

There is a saying that we will lose as many people as we meet in our life. Maybe that's true, but I think some people will leave your life and make you forget, while others will make you remember deeply. -Jiu Yehui's "Hurry"

Don't tell me that life is the sea. I just want to know you and leave a tearful memory. -"She is in Sunward"

Twenty-four, in fact, a person's life is to enhance dignity and extend freedom.

25. Since the past is divided into two types: meeting you and expecting to meet you.

202 1 love story in friends circle: I like you if you like it, and I like you if you don't like it.

1, I thought I would see you before school, but I won't miss you when I get to school.

We will be together in the next life. If you don't come, I won't be old.

3. Leave the miracle to others. I have you.

Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

Can we further sublimate our revolutionary friendship?

6. You are afraid, so am I.. I haven't said what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of everything about you.

7. Life without you is like a walking corpse. A cigarette and a glass of wine are not important.

8. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn't abandon me, I will run to you.

9. No matter how tired, bitter and painful you are, it's just to make you like me.

10, tell you a story, which is very long, so I'll make a long story short, I miss you.

1 1. The two warmest words in the world are good night from your mouth.

12, if you like it, I like you, if you don't like it, I have an unrequited love, will you?

13. When I met you, I fell into a dream and never wanted to wake up again.

14, I hope that in our later life, we will be happy because we have each other.

15, the most romantic and selfish words in the world are: you are mine alone.

Aesthetic space: if you are simple, the world will be simple for you.

First, people live all their lives, cherish what they have and make themselves happy. Pursuing moderation can make them happier!

Second, a flower is a life, a reincarnation and a world. Bloom like a flower, enjoy life, enjoy beauty and enjoy nature; Fade like a flower, feel calm, feel free and easy, feel indifferent; Think like a flower, stand proudly, accommodate heaven and earth, and go through many vicissitudes. Flowers are silent, and fragrance is in the heart; The heart is silent, and love is vocal; Love without regrets, so calm!

Third, when most people talk about love, they are talking about needs and self-needs. You think your love is pure and aimless. In fact, in most cases, what you think is interest, which may be comfort, security or some kind of self-expectation. And this kind of love is mostly your choice after weighing the pros and cons. Liao Yimei's life is clumsily like mine.

Fourth, along the way, every season is incomplete, and every story has dark wounds.

I wish I were a tree, quiet, facing the light, safe, sensitive nerve endings, touching flowing clouds and breeze, and whispering joy. Stepping on the meanest mud under your feet is very practical. Also, I grow up secretly every day.

6. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and all that is lost will return in another way.

Seven, the most grinding feelings, not quarrel or cold war, but obviously like, but also pretend not to care. Love is always associated with self-esteem. But self-esteem is not a condescending gesture, but being honest with yourself. People all over the world are used to playing a disdainful Leng Yan. The better the acting, the farther away from happiness. Don't hide too deep, happiness won't find you.

Eight, there is no need to meet too early, as long as it happens. You are a passenger who is late at midnight, which is frustrating; But he was so lucky that he chose this bus.

If you are simple, the world is simple for you. It doesn't matter if men are bitter and tired, but don't be bitter for the woman who loves you!

Ten, elegance is a very difficult thing. It's harder than being reserved. It's harder than hooligans. Be reserved and pretend. Rogues are easier. But elegance won't do. Elegance needs temperament. Need qualifications. It takes years of precipitation. Want that peace and light.

Eleven, only things have changed, people will know how to miss.

12. What others say and do can never determine what kind of person you are; What you say and do to others can determine what kind of person you are.

Thirteen, miss, is a winding river, gurgling water, always singing the song of affection and love. Your sadness and your happiness will always accompany my dreams and my wandering; The future is a changeable sky and unpredictable situation, which has always interpreted the ups and downs of countless successes and failures. Your mystery and your legend have been calling my mission and my loneliness.

14. Fate is actually a habit. Accustomed to what kind of choice, what kind of life will you encounter. People who can say no to their habits are the least simple, and those who are not used to themselves are always lucky. Life is like this: if you can't control yourself, don't expect others to convince you.

Fifteen, I always feel that I have made deep friends. Even if the friendship can't be maintained for various unpredictable reasons, I should try my best to save face for each other. If the other person doesn't do anything that hurts you, just fade out of the other person's life silently. There is no need to tear it too ugly. Two people can get along for a while, and both of them have heart and lung. So you can't say bad things after breaking up, just as the last commemoration of that wonderful time.

Sixteen, from ancient times to the present, calm people are onlookers.

17. The tragedy of life is the dust hidden in the past, which blurs the footprint of the present and abandons the climbing ladder.

Eighteen, everyone's heart, there is a Loulan, sometimes near, sometimes far away; In everyone's eyes, there is a face, sometimes clear, sometimes trance; Everyone's years, there are always some fragments, will not forget, will not disappear forever on the quiet river bank, running here and there is actually to stop running here and there; Waiting is actually stopping waiting; Pain, in fact, is to stop suffering, torture and deep regret.

19. Admitting your innocence is a helpless tone. I bent down to pick up the scattered dreams, but I didn't know whether I was tasting frustration or trying to piece together my self-esteem; I wasted a few years, proved my stupidity and extended my hand. I rummaged around for my lost youth, but I didn't know whether I was looking for an excuse or trying to indulge my tenderness.

Not everything is destined to succeed, but everything is worth a try.

Twenty-one, everyone who forwards Weibo has a certain mood and wants to convey it to someone, but it's a pity that some people don't understand.

Twenty-two, people need precipitation, need time to reflect, in order to make themselves more perfect.

Twenty-three, growth is a process of constantly thinking that the former self is a stupid X.