Script lines of the annual cross talk "Party"

In today's society, more and more people contact and use lines. The lines not only look forward to portraying the characters' personalities, but also express the thoughts and feelings of the people in the play. What lines have you seen? The following are the script lines of the annual cross talk "Holding a Party" that I compiled for you, for reference only, and you are welcome to read them.

Let me introduce you. This is the sponsor of our party, manager A of Donkey Monopoly Company. welcome

B Nice to meet you all. I heard that this party has no money!

A: We are a small station with insufficient funds.

B I sponsored this column, just saying, how many donkeys do you need?

Huh? No, no, no, we don't need donkeys,

B just want money?

Ella

B How much does it cost to buy this donkey? How much is this donkey?

A: No, no, no, manager, let's put this donkey thing aside first, and I'll give you a general report on our party first.

Oh, you're still reporting. You're the director. Why are you still reporting to me? A you will. You will,

Ok, our party is a party to show fashion, called fashion.

B: Hey, hey, hey. A What's the matter? You bring my donkey to me and you remit it to you.

I'm with a donkey. Ah, oh, where's the theme song of our party? I'm going to ask Mao Amin to sing.

B says you pinch. Did you bolt it to the telephone pole soon? You continue to remit money.

A: Well, we specially invited Comrade Zhao Zhongxiang as the host of this party.

B: with a little more material, won't it be changed? You remit yours

A, A, A, and an awesome person, Feng Gong, performed a fashion show for everyone.

You unlucky child, why do you always pull the donkey's ear? You continue to remit money

A talked to me for a long time, but you didn't listen?

B listened to A, didn't he?

This party is called fashion spring. With the improvement of people's living standards-

Director b, director, I'm an amateur. Don't laugh at me. I think this party is too vulgar. It is always called spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Ai Jia, that makes sense.

B can it not be called fashion spring?

That's according to you?

B is better called donkey night, ah, his name is loud,

A: No, no, no, that won't do. This name cannot be changed.

Classes sponsored by B I,

Sponsorship is not good either.

B I will give you money, so you can't help mentioning donkeys.

A can't even give money,

B: No?

Absolutely not,

B: discuss it?

A: Oh, I'm sorry.

B Then I can compare it with the column.

Answer?

Liu Shuji,

Ella

B set the car! Bring my donkey cart,

What is A doing?

B I have to attend a meeting.

I'm here. Oh, no, no, no. Listen to me, manager. Listen to me first. Although the name can't be changed, I can, uh, advertise for you. How's it going?

B advertising?

Answer! A very beautiful lipstick,

B lipstick?

A is lipstick.

B What does this lipstick have to do with donkeys?

An advertising word has been changed to your company's content.

What did b say?

Wow! Four donkey cards! If the Four Donkeys brand is really outstanding, wearing the lipstick of the Donkeys brand can make you-Donkeys' lips wrong.

B Oh, that's great.

How about a?

B come on!

A, isn't that over?

This sponsorship is from me. Is there any specific plan?

The program is great,

Tell me, and I will listen.

First, A said that Mao Amin sang the theme song. In the music, Mao Amin came from the depths of the stage in a beautiful white killing group.

B Oh, Mao Amin came to us from the depths of the stage with the sound of music on a donkey.

Garn?

b！

A Mao Amin is riding a donkey.

Second, she is beautiful,

A Oh, let me see. Oh, by the way, Mao Amin is wearing a small coat, a flowered headscarf and riding a donkey.

B: Oh.

The armor was broken, and Mao Amin stole mines instead.

B stealing mines, interesting.

A Mao Amin is a handheld microphone.

Handheld microphone

A goes to the audience

B Mao Amin is a handheld microphone.

A sings while walking.

2. Go to the audience and walk, feeling that the queue is not long enough.

A, right

2. Just pour, pour, pour a donkey.

Jia en? first

B that's reasonable,

This is absolutely impossible.

B: No?

I'm sorry.

Qian an's lies

You can't even afford it.

B: Secretary Liu, get the car ready.

Answer: No, no, no, manager, I'm telling you, although Mao Amin can't dump donkeys, I have an idea that a large number of living people can be dumped. How's it going?

B that won't do!

A is none other than the general manager of your company.

B pour out general manager a.

A TV with a line of fine print, general manager of Donkey Monopoly Company A.

B brackets, equivalent to metre, well, nothing, and then our general manager will report to you

A can't make a report.

B amount

A can say one sentence at most, if your general manager is good at telling jokes and guessing riddles, do you know?

B guess!

A is better.

Oh, our general manager is full of riddles. He told a riddle that day and I guessed for three days and nights.

No, you might as well tell me.

B it's too hard to guess.

What riddle? Let's listen to it.

B looks like a donkey at a distance, but looks like a donkey at a close distance. It's a donkey, but it can't be ridden.

What is this?

B dead donkey! How's it going?

This riddle, ah, really, what's its name?

B, come on, sponsor. What's still on?

The next one is a party hos by Zhao Zhongxiang.

B Zhao Zhongxiang!

A, wearing a straight suit and holding a microphone, walked off the stage.

B Oh, Zhao Zhongxiang walked off the stage with a microphone in his hand.

As he walked, he said:

B felt that the line was not long enough when he walked, so he fell a donkey.

A No, no,no. Zhao Zhongxiang has a wireless microphone.

Yiyao line

Mei Jia line

B that still won't come out.

A: I tell you, Zhao Zhongxiang mainly improvises magic tricks for everyone-a big change, and asks comedian Zhao Benshan to play A.

B Zhao Benshan?

One put the box on the stage and asked Zhao Benshan to drill into it. Zhao Zhongxiang said change! When I opened the box, I saw that Zhao Benshan had disappeared.

Turned into a donkey.

Garn?

B: Oh, it's called Big Donkey. A, that's great

Into a big change in living nails

B donkey

Jia Shuji, Liu, book a car!

Answer: No, no, no, donkey, change to a live donkey.

Okay, is that what you said before? I just have a little donkey temper.

A is still a donkey.

B Come on, what's on? first

The following program is good. Niu Niu Feng Gong will give you a cross talk and wear the national costume A.

B walked to the audience with a microphone in his hand.

Ella

B felt that the line was not long enough when walking, so she fell down.

Jiating

B hasn't poured 10 thousand yet

A poured another donkey, didn't it?

Who said anything about dumping a head,

Isn't that what you said?

Who said anything about dumping a donkey?

A Then who are you?

B dump two donkeys! Two people came over and dumped both ends.

Absolutely not. In this form of cross talk, once the microphone swings, it can't move.

B can't move

A: this is requirement a.

B: You just can't do it without talking about this cross talk.

A: That's right. A

B this form is too dead. Speaking of cross talk, two people are standing. I have to say, you can't change form a.

How to change one?

B For example, a cow stands here and a donkey armor stands there.

A great one.

Second, the headlines of major newspapers the next day: the reform has a new atmosphere, and the scalper has changed its new partner.

A I'll see who dares clap again. This is, needless to say, you guys must have ridden his donkey. Look at this, he doesn't care, he can't, it's art, you know?

Secretary Liu, book a car! I won't talk nonsense with you, a.

A I'm telling you, although Niu Ren talks to Feng Gong in the cross talk, everything he says can't be separated from donkey armor.

B what?

What's it like riding a donkey? Look at the song book We'll see! How's it going?

Yiyou Lv Jia

One donkey rode down, but when the donkey didn't get the price, I killed the donkey and pulled it out.

The name of this cross talk is donkey again?

Oh, my God, I'm at my wit's end. Oh, yes, I'm at my wit's end

B: OK, OK, OK. A: That's a good name. Are there any programs?

The programs below A are good. Sixty children are wearing sixty children's clothes.

B There are 60 microphones.

A that's right.

B poured out 60 donkeys

Ouch!

Oh, this donkey is enough.

Manager a, a.

What's the matter? What is this? first

Do you have to drag me into the donkey? This is my first party. I beg you. You don't want the audience to call me donkey guide in the future! Manager, this program, no matter what, can't add any more donkeys, hahahahahahaha! A B no, are you crying? Are you laughing?

One, I beg you.

B Forget it, director, I can't say anything. We haven't contacted for a long time, so I think you are honest and can make friends. Well, after this, we can't say that our sponsorship is unreasonable, we don't respect art, we don't add donkeys, and we can't even mention the word donkey, director. I'm sorry.

Oh, thank you.

B What's the last program? How to recruit?

60 children

A and B have 60 children

A runs to audience a.

B ran to the audience?

Turn around the nail.

Yi yi zhuan Shu

Run to the oasis on the horizon.

B won't change, that's all, I have a small request,

A, you say!

B 60 children ran to the audience and turned around. Can everyone come back with a small tail?