A short joke

1. Mom, why am I so short? God is fair. Although he makes you short, your hairline is high.

2. Woodpeckers are big and big. Forgive me for not changing. Don't do this. Woodpecker Mei Mei will roll two steps.

3. Piggy Peggy said to her mother, Mom, everyone says I have a hair dryer. Mom said, baby, talk when you should. Don't blow on your mother.

Is death a god or a ghost? Death, I think if it is a ghost, it is a dead fool who doesn't talk very seriously.

One day, the crab accidentally bumped into the loach when he went out. The loach said angrily, Are you stupid? The crab says no, I'm a crab.

See if there's anything that can make your girlfriend happy.