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A student was caught by the headmaster when he climbed over the fence and walked out of the school gate. Principal: "Why don't you take the main entrance?" The student pointed to his coat and said, "Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road!" The headmaster said, "The wall is so high, how did you get over it?" The student pointed to his trousers and said, "Li Ning, anything is possible!" The headmaster sneered, "What's the smell on the wall?" The student pointed to the shoes and said, "Xtep, it feels like flying!" " "The next day, the students left the school from the main entrance and were seen by the principal. Principal: "Why don't you climb over the wall?" The student pointed to the whole body and said, "Anta, I choose, I like it!" " "The headmaster is furious, remember that students are more serious. The students refused to accept it. The headmaster sneered: "M-Zone, my site listens to me!" "