Elegant hooliganism

1, tulips are not as fragrant as your bath towel. 2. I don't forecast the weather today, and I want to hug you. I want to get up with you every morning. Netease Cloud's daily push is not as comfortable as my brother's. I ate a delicious candy and wanted to share it with my mouth. 6. You like fields, but I'm stupid. I can only plant it for ten years in exchange for a spring life. 7. You can't hide liking someone. Even if you close your eyes and cover your mouth, your crotch will swell. 8. After the past feelings, I feel that everything has been forgiven! I didn't know you were 101 years old until you appeared! Let the boys get hot instantly 1, I want to measure my brother's waist circumference with my legs. In the shallow night of the Milky Way, you fell into my dream. I can't find an oar to take you away. Come to my chest first 4. The other party has given * * * a bed. Do you want to join us? Sir, you are the person I miss most in my busy days. Next time we meet, the distance between us depends on the length of our brothers. I have your child. If you do as I say, I will pay you back in ten months. I want to rub you into my arms, dream you into my dreams, and then sew up the distance with a kiss. Elegant rogue 2 1, you tell me to get out, I'll get out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry, I'm leaving. It is not difficult to drive, but there are new people! 3, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age! 4, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness! ! 5, the mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is controlled! 6, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture. 7. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do. 8. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi! 9, even believe in advertisements, reading is stupid! 10, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you. 1 1, can't sleep for a long time in the morning; Sleep at night 12, I pull the hook, you hang yourself, for a hundred years, don't change. 13. When I got on the bus and saw a woman with a baby in her arms, I gave her my seat. She said excitedly, "Thank you!" I am angry and afraid: "Thank the country first!" 14, I think everyone who likes to add the suffix "haha" when speaking must be a warm-hearted, boring young man who likes telling jokes and often doesn't talk. 15, once there was a sister who never wore makeup. In winter, she has skin problems, dry face and oily nose. The elder sister's treatment is to wipe the oil off her nose. The sentence describing hooligans is 1. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are as educated as you. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving. I'd rather fight with a smart person than talk to someone. 4. Men are not hooligans and have abnormal development; Women are not coquettish and their grades are not high; I woke up briskly in this spring morning. Socialism is good, but there are few virgins. Go out and look for it. It's all big sisters. Elegant rogue words 3 with rogue words quotations 1, beautiful world with charming eyes ~ no strength to face! Sanlu and Mengniu told us that animals are unreliable. Bowing is to learn respect, and straightening up is to give orders. 4. Me: BF, I am taking a shit. Are you eating? 5, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into pieces or pieces. I thought about it and said, have a piece! Can't eat all the pieces! 6. Don't think that people with tattoos are hooligans, and Yue Fei also has tattoos. 7. Money is not a problem for me at all. The problem is that I have no money at all ... 8. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. Don't talk less without strength! 9. The loneliness of one person is actually the fault of two people ... 10. Your people are perfect, but some people may not like it ... 1 1. It rained last night. I sent raindrops to find you and tell you that you are dreaming every night! It rained again today. I sent raindrops to kiss you and tell you that I miss you at this moment! I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together. Until I met you, I) 12 For "friends", what I want is very simple. All I want is honesty and sincerity. 13, you will never become an excellent college student, relying on excellent quality! 14, "We fell in love with cross talk on TV. Why? Say it! The assistant director arranged for people to take the lead in applauding. As soon as I took the stage,' today', wow-(applause thundered),' the two of us', wow-applause broke out,' for everyone', wow-applause,' tell a story', wow-,'voice', wow-,(laughter: every word is a drum. )' that's not good', wow. Clap if you don't speak well. You see how good it is today, no one applauds. " 15, a happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed. 16, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day. 17, if one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I am innocent ... 18, summer is not good, and I don't even need to drink the northwest wind when I am poor ... 19, this season, the breeze is swaying, the soft feeling moves on the silver beach, and a thin ribbon rolls open the sea of missing, and I am eager to stare. I love you the most in my life, and you will be a fish in my next life. It's a little cold. I grew up, learned to smile, learned to be strong, learned not to cry, but still learned not to forget her. 2 1. "Spend 200 yuan to buy a rocket, tut tut, snore, smoke and shoot it along North Korea. Guess what? Put the gun down. ! "22. A bachelor is a master, a master is a doctor, and a doctor is a postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough, you will be a warrior in two years, a strong man in five years and a martyr in seven years. The country will launch a crusade, with two years of copper, 2008 silver and 2008 annuity. 23. Cold King sends you a word: People are watching while doing things. Don't do bad things blindly. Who says my language is too messy? I urge people to do every word well. 24. There is no God in this world. God smiles when human beings think. Think too much, God laughs to death. 25, me: I will solve it myself at night! (I mean dinner) 26. It's very hot, and I have a bad temper. If I don't laugh, don't laugh! 27, money is not everything, sometimes you still need a credit card ... 28, people's gains and losses in life are always balanced, and what we lose will always be found in another place. 29. Life is a rogue. You can only live happily if you are more rogue than him. 30. This is the method my father taught me, but I can't use it well. Obviously, I saw them go in, pulled the rope and ran to have a look. There was nothing. It took me a long time to catch three or four. The father who moistens the soil can catch dozens of them in half a day, put them in a fork bag and scream and bump around. I once asked him the reasons for his gains and losses. The so-called beauty is actually a slave to cosmetics, so I don't like slaves ... 32. Do you think you are a shameless person? Everyone should get used to you! ? 33. There is no despair in life. Despair lies in your own heart not being opened. 34. Life and death are in the sky, and wealth is in life. Nowadays, the society sees who pays more attention to who is hard, and you can be a cold king. 35. "Excuse me, Grandpa, how can I get to America?" "Then who knows? Ask the village chief! " 36. There is a strategist named Degang Guo in Beijing who can write a pen to secure the world and mount a horse to settle down. On the kang, you know the ladies-in-waiting, and on the kang, you know the shoes. 37. Youth is the imagination to face reality, not to deceive yourself according to others' imagination. 38. Growing old together is more than dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth. 39. "When I saw your father, my tears came down. The old man is over seventy, and his son has not come home for so many days. The old man is in a hurry. Can you not worry? At this time, I was cooking mutton at home. As soon as I went in, old man, what, Yu Qian, Yu Qian, do you know Yu Qian? Who is it? Yu Qian, your son. He's dead. What? ! Yu Qian ~ ~ My son ~ ~ is dead ~ ~ You, you, you pass me that shrimp. " 40. Don't think that I'm out of reach because I'm handsome. I'm a sea of rivers.