Cold war joke

It is said that the Catholic Church intends to award Khrushchev a special contribution award.

Kennedy refused. He questioned the church and said, "I have done so much to defend the United States and the Christian world, but you have awarded the prize."

Who threatened it? "

The bishop replied, "Khrushchev and his missiles made more Americans sincerely pray."

2

A man held a sign in front of the White House that read:

"Bush is a monkey."

The president was so angry that he ordered the police to arrest him.

As a result, when the man saw the police coming, he turned over the sign, which read:

"Because I like monkeys"

The police had no choice but to let him go.

The next day, the man held up a sign that read:

"Bush is an idiot"

The president was fed up and ordered an arrest.

The police racked their brains to come up with a reason to arrest him:

"divulging state secrets"

three

"How to destroy the mice in the Kremlin?"

Answer: "put a sign inside and write the words' collective farm'." Soon most mice will starve to death, and the rest will run away. "

four

Khrushchev and Kennedy talked and boasted.

Kennedy said: "American medicine is developed, and there is a pill that can bring back the dead."

Khrushchev said: "The Soviet Union has developed sports, and some people can run from Moscow to the United States in ten minutes."

When Kennedy asked for it, Khrushchev panicked and called the ministers of civil and military affairs to discuss countermeasures.

Someone made a good plan and said, "This is easy to handle. Let Kennedy bring the medicine first and let Stalin eat it. Then Stalin will be resurrected, so that you can run from the Soviet Union to the United States in less than five minutes. "

five

Lenin was dying, so he called his successor Stalin to the Kremlin as soon as possible. Before he died, he had a few words: "To tell the truth, I still have a hidden worry, Stalin." "Go ahead, dear ilych." Stalin listened attentively. "So, people will go with you? I don't know if you have thought about it? " "They will definitely come with me." Stalin emphasized: "I will!" I hope so. Lenin said, "I'm just worried. What will you do if they don't go with you? " "Then let them go with you!"