That man makes me laugh and cry.

In the whole grade, I was a person close to sea level. Once, I was the lowest person in my class, but after I was promoted to Grade One, there was a miracle in my class-his surname was Guo, commonly known as Teacher Guo.

In the first grade, Mr. Guo was one of my few friends in the class (a large group of people bullied us probably because of their height). Because we were not tall, we quickly became best friends. With the advantage of height, pretending to be a primary school student has become a compulsory course for Mr. Guo every time he goes to physical education class. After the dissolution, he will join the ranks of primary school students, either sticking a sticker on the back of a primary school student or patting the primary school student on the shoulder and then turning around to talk to me innocently, so that the injured primary school student can feel puzzled and wronged his classmates. Standing in the ranks of primary school students, he doesn't stand out from the crowd at all. He melts into the crowd about 1.34 meters, but he is obviously bigger than primary school students, so every time he is among primary school students, he will cause us a burst of laughter.

He is also keen to touch others. In his eyes, "touching people" is no longer as simple as putting stickers on others' backs. Once, he brought a pure iron lock headband to the classroom. With years of touching experience, he locked the lock on Xiong Haizi's school card, which often bullied us. With a crack, Xiong Haizi had a heavy pendant. But in others' eyes, he was just a "pervert" and a "weak person", so he was soon discovered by "Xiong Haizi Power". Under the threat of Xiong Haizi's power, he finally handed over one key and gave me the other. Looking at his pathetic appearance in front of Xiong Haizi, I helped him to be a "housekeeper" for a day and kept the key for a day. After school in the evening, I put the key on the table and finished the task. ...

When the school issued a refund for compulsory education, he took it, changed himself a pair of glasses and bought a bottle of cod liver oil capsules. From then on, I began to be afraid of the taste of fish. Teacher Guo squeezed cod liver oil into Xiong Haizi's book, even directly onto the monitor's clothes, and then something fishy happened. His clothes were stained with cod liver oil several times, and everyone avoided him. In his words, this is "self-made" ...

By the end of the semester, he intends to carry out the "revenge plan". He and I formed the "The Avengers", I am Lian and he is AU. In order to get back at him for pulling his hair against the wall, tearing books and smashing pens, he decided to "make their schoolbags full of mold", so I provided a syringe (without needles, of course) and a bottle of Tang Yan yogurt that was about to expire. He used Ren Fei, whole intestine, cod liver oil, yogurt and so on. Made into a few milliliters of dark green viscous liquid, and it stinks worse than cod liver oil. On the last day of the first day, he sprayed the mixture on our "enemy" and ran away. ...

He is also good at carrying a joke to the end. Once before, he told me on qq that he had been diagnosed with leukemia since he was nine years old, and now he is in an advanced stage. At first I thought he was lying to me, so I sent him countless "clap your hands" expressions. Then, he sent me a bunch of pictures that puzzled me, with sad words such as "Farewell to Xu Zeyang" and "Thank you for making my last days pass quickly", and I began to be dubious. Then the monitor came to tell me that Mr Guo had lost a lot of blood in the dormitory the night before, and his mother and Lao Yang (the head teacher) took him to Guangzhou for treatment overnight. Although I know that leukemia has nothing to do with massive blood loss, I feel as if he is terminally ill. In the next few weeks, he carried the lie to the end. In the end, he didn't die ... although I don't really believe him, I admire him. During the summer vacation, he told me that he was going to transfer. I really believe it this time. At the beginning of school, he appeared in school perfectly. I'm very upset-the boy cheated me twice. ...

There used to be a "trick expert" of Master Xing, but now there is a "trick master" of Master Guo. 1 m 36 He is still working hard at the grassroots level, but he has never felt inferior. Even though Xiong Haizi almost broke it, he just hid under the covers in the dead of night and secretly shed tears, and the next day he appeared in front of us laughing and laughing. He still lives happily, and he is still complacent about his success in deceiving people. ...