Friends circle scolds mother-in-law without dirty words

Friends circle scolds mother-in-law without dirty words

In the circle of friends, my mother-in-law doesn't answer dirty words. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has always been the most contradictory relationship in family relations. The contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is inevitable in marriage life, and the spark caused by small contradictions may also directly lead to the breakdown of husband-wife relationship. The following is the content of sharing a circle of friends, and the mother-in-law does not bring dirty words.

There is no swearing in the circle of friends 1. First of all, let's eat fish together another day. I think you are very picky.

Second, I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me.

Third, there is no culture to learn, ugliness to change, and you really have no rule of law.

Fourth, we can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

It's a pity that you don't want to be a cook. You threw the pot too heavy.

Please don't take my joke as a joke, because my joke is nothing compared with the joke God gave you.

Seven, don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, pose 13.

Eight, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

9. Your face is the most magical part of your body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.

Eleven, you look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.

Twelve, when I like you, what you say is what. You are nothing when I don't like you.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

14. Not talking can still give people a little illusion. When you open your mouth, that little fantasy is shattered.

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

Sixteen, I throw a bone to the dog, and it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

Eighteen, if you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it has made great contributions to the world's understanding of alien life!

Nineteen, I'm not your mother. Don't be mean to me.

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Perhaps, you can also contribute to the study of exotic species in China.

Go home and look in the mirror and take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb!

The only way I can help a cow foaming at the mouth in the air is to shut you up.

Everyone is so kind to me, saying my strengths to my face and my weaknesses behind my back.

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

Twenty-five, listen to my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't enter the water.

Twenty-six, you look like a QR code. You really don't know what it is without scanning it.

Twenty-seven, you are not useless, you are still sick.

In the circle of friends, my mother-in-law doesn't answer swearing 2 1. You are so disgusting, dare you go out?

2. The disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

3. Waste air when you are alive, and land when you are dead.

You are worse than a pig and a dog. I'm not like you. I am a man with brains. Did you sell almost all your parts?

Some people say you are like a mouse, others say you are like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

6. You don't have the temperament of a pig, but you have the image of a pig.

7. I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

8. Who says pig brain is the dumbest? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and yours is the best. -swear without dirty words

9. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

10, I was so anxious to jump off the wall when I saw the bone smile. When the stranger came, he screamed like hell. It's good for humans to have you!

1 1, you are really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth, the incarnation of meanness and filth!

12, Ning had a fight with a wise man, don't talk to sb.

13, you have so many pimples on your face that the tractor will roll over when driving!

14, please don't talk to me with your excretory organs, it's rude, thank you!

15, you are either out of your mind or missing a line; Your heart is healthy except for one eye.

16, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

17, give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you a little moonlight and you will be romantic, give you a little light and you will be brilliant, and give you a little candlelight and you will be flooded.

18, you are a cell forced out by the whole world, saying that you are brain-dead and you are still shy; Say you're gay, and you deny it.

19, you can't kick shit with one foot, so it's clean.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

2 1, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and Erli is like you.

22. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

23. Smelly garbage people are the source of the word "spit".

24. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

In the circle of friends, my mother-in-law doesn't answer swearing 3 1. My mother-in-law will never be a mother, nor have she conceived you or given birth to you. Why would she hurt you?

2.80% mother-in-law does not regard daughter-in-law as a daughter, and 80% mother-in-law regards son-in-law as a son.

You were so proud at the beginning, but now you are playing!

4. People who are tolerant will be enthusiastic about you; Forgiving the wrong person will make you feel good.

Don't think that I wronged your son by asking him to do housework. The family belongs to two people, and he has the obligation to share it.

6, don't know all day, you can't do it!

7. I'm just a humble clown. I turn a few somersaults and wait for you to clap your hands.

8. My mother will always be the one who loves us the most and will always be an outsider in her mother-in-law's house.

9. The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.

10, dinner time, forgot to invite mom to dinner, nothing; I forgot to invite my mother-in-law to dinner. That's rude.

1 1. When I throw a bone at a dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

12, I like what you like but I can't stand the woman you like.

13, cooking, eating, serving, nothing. Now some mothers-in-law are even more difficult to serve than Guanyin Bodhisattva, so they torture people.

14, I don't make noise, contact or disturb, just live your life and live quietly in my heart.

15, lazy, feel at ease in front of my mother; In front of her mother-in-law, the word "lazy" is hard to say.

16, you look like your mother-in-law, don't you have a little sense of disobedience?

17, getting off the wrong platform, hating you, has become a landscape. I let you go and I let myself go.

18. My mother-in-law didn't treat her daughter-in-law as a daughter when she was young, but she became a mother when she was old. Greedy man!

19, don't always say that others are wrong. How can you be right?

Please don't be jealous when my daughter-in-law goes back to her mother's house to buy things for her parents, because they have done more for me.

2 1. If you want others to be honest with you, remember to make less calculations.

22. People who are soft-hearted and right will be very deep to you; The right and wrong people are soft-hearted, which will make you sad.

My mother-in-law never treats herself as an outsider. Daughter-in-law always treats herself as an outsider. Why is the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law not harmonious for thousands of years?

24. There is a bottom line between people. Cross the bottom line and you will see the truth that you don't want to face directly.

25. If you are hungry, it is natural for your mother to cook three meals for you. It is unfilial for my mother-in-law to cook you three meals.