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Do you know Xu Beibei, an internet sensation?
Chinese Name: mbth, Xu Beibei: Betty Nationality: China Nationality: Han Nationality Occupation: Musician, Star Manager Representative Works: Chrysanthemum Mountain is full, if I love it, please close your eyes when it is dark. Residence: Beijing Subsidiary: Guangzhou Performing Arts Agency Co., Ltd. Manager Artists: Ulan, He Hang,
Directory Xu Beibei's personal data on behalf of the work "self-criticism" is very Xu Beibei's "quotations.
Edit this passage about Xu Beibei and Xu Beibei.
English name: Betty
Birthday: September 20th.
Height:1.63cm.
Weight: 48 kg
Blood type: type B.
Constellation: Virgo
Address: Beijing
Nickname: Lao Bei/Queen/Ugly/Big Sister's hobbies: listening to music, surfing the Internet, Taobao, billiards, PS.
Most afraid: mice, ghosts, loneliness, making parents sad.
Idol: Premier Zhou
Favorite song: the opposite sex that the national anthem likes: sincerity, humor, elegance and responsibility.
Favorite fruits: I like them basically.
Favorite colors: black, white, gray and purple.
Favorite season: summer
Favorite flower: rose
Favorite number: 7
Best wishes: happy family.
The part of you that you are most satisfied with: dimple motto: beauty knows martial arts, and hooligans can't stop it.
Edit this masterpiece "Chrysanthemums Full of Mountains"
Thought we could still be friends.
If you love to death
Please close your eyes when it is dark.
Love never looks back.
Xue Yu Pei
Sing your songs and so on.
Editing this paragraph is not beauty, the photos are deceptive, and makeup +PS. It's very homely, and you die when you see the light. I like to study constellations and the Book of Changes. Like gossip, oppose injustice, hate hypocrisy and neuroticism Virgo. Go crazy once in a while, it's very Xu and Beibei.
Edit the quotation of' Very Xu Very Beibei' in this paragraph ◆PS is amazing, the original photo can be so deceptive.
I'm afraid that a man who looks like the zodiac will ask me: Hello, are you single?
Up to now, only chopsticks can be lifted and put down.
I don't think I can be gay in my life, because I like men too much.
◆ Women, never give up dreams and careers for men; Women, never give up friends of the opposite sex for men; Women, never give up cosmetics and beautiful clothes for men; Women, never believe that a man loves you, not his figure and appearance; Women should learn from goblins, and men love goblins; Woman, you are practical and virtuous, and sooner or later you will lose to goblins.
The old fox with high emotional intelligence is doomed to get no love, because she sees people's hearts too thoroughly. What is love? Love is just feeling+responsibility+lies+patience+persistence. If you pursue perfection too much, you will definitely not see the true love in fairy tales, because this world does not exist. Little foxes can learn.
◆ People are doing, the sky is watching, and small greed leads to great disaster. Don't underestimate any small role around you, energy may explode like the universe. Being practical and doing things with conscience is better than anything else. Tell people who play with fire to watch out for self-immolation.
◆ When a man says that we are not suitable, he is actually telling you that you are not his type; When a man says he likes you but doesn't take the initiative to be nice to you, he is actually implying that you are not beautiful enough to attract him. Love is not suitable, only love and not love; Women are not gentle enough, men say they don't care about your appearance. . So, women, please love yourself, please tell the man who doesn't love you to fuck off.
◆ Kindergarten grows up and hopes to be a painter; When I was in primary school, I wanted to be a doctor when I grew up. When I was in junior high school, I wanted to be a translator when I grew up. When I was in high school, I wanted to be a writer when I grew up. When I was in medical school, I hoped not to be a doctor after graduation. Now, I hope to go back to that hopeful time in the past.
◆ Before makeup, he said, please forgive me; After putting on makeup, he said, "Did we meet a beautiful woman?" Before I put on makeup, men will say, "Excuse me." .
The love described on the Internet is just an expression of wanting to know each other. Real love is produced in life. So, don't trust online dating.
There is no eternity except memory. Some people, some things, cannot be forgotten. Although many years have passed, when I think about it again, it is still as clear as yesterday.
People who seem weak will always be used again and again. In fact, they are not really stupid, just don't expose them and don't care. People who play the fool are more satisfied, happier, smarter and more careful.
Some people, when they need you, you can say anything. When they don't need you, you are worse than a piece of shit.
◆ When a businessman faces interests and emotions, the balance will be seriously tilted. I am not fit to be a businessman because I am too emotional. I am also not suitable for dealing with businessmen, because my sensibility will be used by businessmen.
Everything you do, you must prepare for the worst. Everyone will say this sentence, but it is difficult for every party to do it. The parties always think of the most perfect result and ignore hundreds of bad endings. Therefore, people feel lost and disappointed in the world every day. In fact, these people are unable to come out and face the reality in their own weaving endings.
If there is a next life, I hope I am a man. Because I want other men to know how to take care of a woman.
The beginning of happiness is not our meeting or our sweet love, but the moment when the ring passes through the ring finger of the left hand.
◆ Please don't take photos with your lover before getting married. Because you can't predict whether you can make it to the end. In case of separation one day, looking at those old photos, each one has memories. Reluctant to delete it, I feel sad if I don't delete it.
Sometimes, before the end, what we see is not necessarily the truth; Sometimes, the beauty we see is just our own imagination; Sometimes, we cry when we see a coffin.
I have been like a man for the first half of my life, and I must always remember that I am a woman in the future. Women are made of water and men are made of mud. I don't want to be a cement man.
The human heart is the most unpredictable in the world. True friends are actually the most notorious fair-weather friends. At the very least, you can have a heart-to-heart, and there is no interest, so there will be no deception and harm. The friendship established by the cooperation of interests cannot stand the practice of time and events.
Many men say I am a goddess. Later, I thought the goddess actually meant swearing.
The most painful thing in life is that you know it is empty, but you can't let it go.
There is no love, but there is no love because the heart is absent.
Please don't call me a female hooligan who knows martial arts. Actually, I want to say that I am not a rogue sometimes.
Perhaps, she once missed the right person. However, she didn't want to look back. Because, for a long time. She thinks he will be happier.
Ambiguous jokes are not open to anyone, otherwise two hearts that have been hidden from each other will become very painful, but there is nothing they can do.
I use my strength to cover up my stupid heart. Even if there are feelings blooming, I will hide them with a smile. Because people with low self-esteem are afraid of getting hurt.
Live a vulgar life and be your own queen. What's wrong with not being exquisite?
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