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On Mei —— Confessions of a Housewife
Having been a housewife for more than ten years, I have come to the conclusion that it is too difficult to do a job. Is it so difficult?
First of all, housewives should have a good attitude. When working outside, you can be a section chief, director or even higher. You can also get a raise, a bonus and a material reward. In short, your contribution and your Excellence will be noticed and recognized by the world. But housewives will never get these. Even if you control the financial power of your family, no one will think that there is a penny there for you. Even if your husband and children are obedient to you, others will see their generosity and tolerance. If you are unlucky and meet a husband who won't appreciate you and don't know how to appreciate and encourage you at any time, then you need to have a strong heart, recognize yourself, encourage yourself and tell yourself to do it: everyone is drunk and you wake up alone.
Secondly, housewives should have enough wisdom. You should know a little about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and even if you can't, you should have the ability to identify the authenticity of the teacher; Drivers, chefs, electricians, plumbers, doctors, nutritionists, etc. Everyone needs to know a little, but they don't need to be proficient, but it is absolutely impossible; Children's psychology, gerontology, men's hearts and women's hearts should be studied, so that we can know ourselves and know ourselves. If there is a nanny at home, then you have to take another class; It's more handy for a secretary to join the job, otherwise the husband and children who have the habit of littering all day will tell you euphemistically once they can't find anything. Should you?
Of course, a qualified housewife cannot do without a strong body. If you want to climb the stairs, the problem of dizziness is absolutely impossible, and you have to endure low back pain; Don't be weak in your arms and knees, and have the task of testing your arm strength and standing ability at any time; You can't eat too much, too fat and too weak, and you can't eat too little in this job. You must keep at least 16 hours of work. The most important thing is that you have no right to get sick, because once you fall, they will be unstable at home. If you are still alive, stick to your work despite your illness.
Once a housewife almost achieved the above points, but as a housewife in today's society, you are still far from it. In order to avoid the fate of being laid off, you have to go to the hall, know beauty, know fashion, know computers, know finance, be quiet as a virgin, move like a rabbit, get into the kitchen at home, ensure family stability, go out of the house, be a volunteer and participate in charity.
In short, to be a qualified housewife, there are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing she can't do. Any job in the world can be lazy, and you can quit. Only a housewife will feel ashamed, even if she takes time out of her busy schedule. Others can cook and take care of the children, but that's all for help. When people don't want to do it, they have lofty reasons not to do it, but housewives can't. But when someone asks, what do you do every day, housewives will be embarrassed because they seem to have done nothing and stood for an hour? Feed the children and change diapers? Wipe the table and wash the dishes? Tidy up the closet drawers? Weeding and shoveling snow? Are these things called things? And housewives can't complain, or people will laugh at you as an dissatisfied wife, let alone argue, or people will say you are bloated and turn you into an abandoned wife?
Therefore, having been a housewife for more than ten years, I am confident to pass on my experience to my baby daughter: be good, listen to my mother, and I can do anything in the future except not being a housewife? If, in case you are as happy to be a housewife as your mother, please remember the key point: your husband must pay half of his salary into your personal account every month! Remember! Remember!
Finally, I want to say to all my friends who are going to work as housewives: If you despise this role from the heart and regard it as a helpless choice, or if you want to regard this role as a show-off capital and think that she is the enjoyment of life, please give up this choice. Because for the whole world, being a housewife is just one of many jobs, but for your small family, it is the key to dominate your family's fate.
Work has no dignity. Any choice is to follow your heart and suit yourself. At that time, I quit my public office and chose this industry, not only because of family needs, but also because I had no ambition. My greatest ambition since I was a child was to be a mother. The most enviable sight is a loving couple surrounded by a group of happy and sensible children. I like children and deeply believe that children are born for themselves and don't want to fake their hands. Children are my work. When they can fly high and take their own place in society, I think that is my contribution to society and an achievement I can be proud of. When my family is warm, sweet and full of fun, I see the importance of work and my greatness, because it is my glory.
I am proud of my role as a housewife and enjoy it. I love my job. It is really a very happy thing to be able to turn your hobby into a career!
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