What should I do if someone threatens to find someone to beat me? And it happened at school.

What should I do if someone threatens to find someone to beat me? The most direct way is to tell parents and teachers when the school happens. If answer blows with blows, this method is not worth it. No matter what your fault is, they want you to hit you, and it's their fault. Although you may be retaliated, such as blocking you after school, personally, it is best to tell your parents and teachers.

How to secretly drug people? And at school. I advise you not to do stupid things. It's not good to drug others!

What if a man wants someone to hit me in the corner of the school? First of all, it is wrong for you to dig someone else's corner.

That man wants someone to hit you, and the best way now is to report it to the teacher.

Then sincerely apologize to him and try to reconcile.

Is it illegal for someone to threaten me with his own life twice? But also their own relatives? Hello, he didn't break the law on this issue (provided that he didn't kill that man). Because he just joked that he wouldn't be detained if he didn't kill people, but if he repeatedly threatened you, asked you for money or restricted your freedom of life or let you know what you should have done, he would have broken the law. {I'm watching}

When I was at school, one day I went to the dormitory to change my pants and just took off my belt. Unexpectedly, several female students came in, so I had to come to the dormitory next door with my pants. I untied my button and was about to take it off. Unexpectedly, several female students came in. I had no choice but to carry my pants to the door of the dormitory next door. Because I was in a hurry with pants in my hand, I had to kick open the dormitory door and shout, "Is there a woman in it?" Is there a woman? "I saw many girls sitting in the room, looking at me in horror. ...

2. One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go?

A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?

That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.

The teacher is short of breath: get out!

Student: Just leave.

The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?

Student: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try again. .....

Student: shout when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?

Student: Do it when you should. ...

The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!

Student: Rush into Kyushu!

Hehe, I wish my brothers and sisters who are wandering outside in advance.

Friends who are studying know that some students often set up some "sets" to make fun of you. I remember when I was studying Yueyang Tower, classmate A suddenly pointed to the word "poem" in the sentence "Tang Xian's modern poems are engraved on it" in the textbook and asked me, "How do you pronounce these two words?" I was caught off guard and blurted out, "Poetry!" A immediately replied, "Hey, disciple!" I don't know. I was fooled Now I think hard for a moment, and I have the law of revenge. I asked, "How do you pronounce these two words?" A said, "I don't know." I knew there was such an answer. I smiled and said, "You are so outrageous! You don't even know the' master'! "

At the end of the art class, the teacher collected a classmate's picture book in the local area. Kangkang said to the teacher when handing in the picture book, "Teacher, please don't put my book at the bottom." The teacher asked strangely, "Why?" "Because I draw an egg, if I put it under it, it will be crushed."

5. Once in an English class, the sound of starting a motorcycle came from outside. The sound lasted for a long time, making people fidgety. At this time, the teacher noticed everyone's irritability, shook his head and said, "China's motorcycle. Hey! " After class, we found out that it was the workers who were logging!

The absent-minded professor was ill and had to stay in the hospital. When the doctor came to the door of his ward, the nurse said, "Professor, the doctor is here." The poor professor snorted and said, "Tell him I can't see him now. I am too ill. "

7. My friends and I were very proud when we first entered the military training. We just got the uniform from the material supply office and saw a man in uniform coming towards us. We immediately saluted and said loudly, "Good morning, sir."

"Good morning," the other replied. "The post office staff are at your service."

8. In the anatomy class, there are five hearts on the anatomy table, one of which is at least four times larger than the others.

The classmate whispered, "This man must have died of pleural effusion."

"This person must have died of myocarditis. His heart has become so thick that he must be inflamed. "

"This person must be a myocardial infarction, and both left and right ventricles are hypertrophy."

The teacher said, "In order to let the students see more clearly, I specially prepared a big cow heart today ..."

Classmate:! @@$%^&； *

One day in anatomy class, the teacher couldn't find the pointer, so he picked out a person's upper arm from the anatomy table, held it up, pointed to the blackboard and said, "Let's talk about the next question." ....

9. Teacher: "If you have twenty marks in one pocket and fifty marks in the other, what does that mean?" Student: "That means I'm not wearing my own pants."

10. Teacher: Please rewrite the sentence "My brother goes to school" into the future tense. Student: My brother's son goes to school.

1 1. In the computer class, the absent-minded Luca was asked by the professor by name. "Why don't you answer, Luca? Is my question difficult? " "Oh, no, sir. I fully understand your question, but the answer stumped me. "

12. Several students get together to compare who worships foreign countries least. Wang Jia spoke first: I never buy foreign goods; Yi Lee shook his head: I never watch foreign movies; Zhang Bing stood up slowly and said, Hum, I have never failed a foreign language exam since I entered school!

The weekly diary that the school urgently needs to happen can't be like this in the future. If you want to write it yourself, I'll give you three articles for reference first! I wish you progress in your study!

law of inertia

"If an object is not affected by any external force, it will keep its original state of motion and keep moving …" The physics teacher is explaining the law of inertia to the students. "But in real life, there are no objects that are not affected by external forces, such as gravity, air resistance, support ..."

Xiao C under the stage is expressing his views on Fortress Besieged to his deskmate. The physics teacher gave Xiao C a hard look, but Xiao C ignored it.

"Little C, let me ask you, please give an example about inertia." The teacher reminded Xiao C with questions.

Little C replied slowly, "Just like when I was talking, you stared at me. I didn't stop at once, but talked for a while before I stopped. This is called inertia. "

The whole class burst into laughter. There are enough physics teachers.

Xiao C has no interest in science. Even if he studies hard, he can't learn well, but he can make a living by writing a few articles. His "partiality" made the science teacher very dissatisfied, but he really could do nothing about science, so he didn't care about the teacher's oppression. His motto is: "Go your own way and let others talk!" " "

However, unless you are not on the earth, you can't get rid of external forces. ...

The mid-term exam report was issued, and Xiao C got 20 points in math and went home. His father saw the report card, just like the leader saw the expense account brought by his subordinates, pointing to a bookshelf full of novels by Xiao C and saying that Xiao C burned all these novels if his math scores didn't go up. Little c panicked. Little c's bookshelf doesn't allow textbooks and reference books to be put in.

"For your novel, you'd better save your heart for the math exam, or at least pass it." E jun, a good friend of Xiao c, advised.

"You know, I have decided my way. I'm not like you. It's lucky to have a win-win generalist like you. "

E Jun patted Xiao C on the shoulder and said, "Nothing can be moved in its original state, and it is always affected by external forces, even Han Han is no exception. Besides, how many Han Han can there be in China? "

"..." Little C can't handle it.

The explanation of the word "hesitation" is: "wavering, I don't know where to go." Little C used to pronounce the word "like" as "like". He thinks there is a word that can be pronounced well.

The root number of algebra is small, and C can't understand it; Little c can't learn the golden section of geometry. He thinks he just needs to count the money. However, exam-oriented education does not allow students to "be partial to subjects" or to cultivate students into "all-rounders". If there is no examination system in China, Xiao C should be happy to learn math-even if he can't learn it well. It is exam-oriented education that makes Xiao C tired of mathematics.

"Take the time to read novels to cope with the math exam ..." Little C thought. Under pressure, he had to bow his head. Does China's education cultivate all-rounders or bury talents?

If an object is not affected by any external force, it will always keep its original state of motion and keep moving. It's just that there is no object in the world that is not affected by external forces. ...

Winter is coming.

"The teacher told my mother that I took more than 60 exams!" I said to Lin.

"Wow, start working?" Our belts said with a sneer.

"power? I am afraid that my heart reserve capacity is insufficient! "

"Depend! You have been admitted from more than twenty students! "

"That was before."

Many people don't understand why my grades in junior high school are so far worse than those in primary school. Because I am getting lazy. This sentence was said by Lin.

Lazy, yes, compared with the sixth grade, I am really lazy. Because I didn't realize the truth of learning until junior high school. Many people have the same idea as me, including Lin. But Lin and I are different. He is burdened with a burden-his parents' divorce forced him to be a diligent and studious student. I feel sorry for him. He comforted me in turn: "Although I am more famous than you in my class, you can't drag me down. I'm not as free as you. I admire you for realizing it earlier than me! "

Internet cafes have added a new system, and you must have a smart card with an ID card to spend. This is for students like us, forced by * * *. It doesn't matter, their leadership is the "product" of exam-oriented education, and it's meaningless to talk too much. So I spent a day installing broadband at home. It took ten hours from registration to connection to barely surfing the internet-from 8 am to 6 pm.

My cousin in grade three heard me install broadband and rushed to my house. I said your old man only rested for half a day and slept at home. Don't come up. He's crazy when he can't say he's looking for something. Of course, the third day is not a class or homework, and there is only one afternoon in a week for free activities. It's a miracle not to be crazy. In fact, the senior high school entrance examination is much easier than the senior high school entrance examination, but how do you feel that the sixth grade is not as nervous as the third grade? Look at my cousin, he seems to be ten years older. Oh, no, it looks like there are only ten years left. I want to say, "Teachers should care about bonuses and their lives, otherwise they will have no money to enjoy ..."

When winter comes, everything will be attacked by cold. The howling north wind makes people feel that the road ahead is boundless. There is still a long way to go!

Lin sighed optimistically: "If winter comes, can spring be far behind?" After listening to his words, I suddenly remembered a sentence in Expo: "Since you can't change it, try to enjoy it!"

school

Reading?Room?

The reading room in the school. On the glass door of the reading room, there is a piece of paper with a red background and black characters, which reads:

"All personal belongings are not allowed to be brought into the reading room (schoolbags, magazines, books, etc.). )"

This makes people understand that magazines and books are different. Only when I entered the reading room did I understand why "magazines" and "books" were separated-only magazines were available for students to read in the reading room (including "The Secret of Husband and Wife's Life" and "Prevention of Sexually Transmitted Diseases"). Four Great Classical Novels and other "books" are in the "teachers' reading room". There is also a striking note on the glass of the teacher's reading room: "Students stop".

The second toilet

Entering the school toilet is like entering a psychedelic wonderland. The reason is that people often smoke in the toilet, which makes people lost. The smoke is mixed with the smell of defecation, which gives people a feeling of walking on cloud and floating in the smoke of Guizhou.

Sanchaodi

There is a fast-growing meadow in the eastern suburb of the campus, which used to be an experimental field, but now it has become a "grass full of beans" because no one cares. The weeds there are one meter long, which provides a place for many men and women to hug and roll or do other things. The school once pulled up all the grass in the grass and arrested both men and women who worked in it. But whether it is weeds or men and women who do things, they are all "wildfires will not completely burn them, and they will grow taller in the spring breeze."

Simenkou

There are groups of passenger motorcycles around the school gate every time after school. Where there are beautiful or plump girls, those motorcycle drivers always run around with ulterior motives. After the girl got on the bus, the driver stepped on the gas pedal and galloped away. And every time I get to the crossroads, the brakes are just right. According to inertia, the girl behind you will suddenly lean forward, her plump chest will be attached to the back of the driver in front, and her slender hands will unconsciously put their arms around the driver's waist ... And after getting off the bus, the girl will have to take out money and say, "Thank you."

What should I do if I listen to other people's friends satirize myself? You can tell him calmly, are you talking about me? If so, I'm sorry, because you are satirizing yourself as well as me, because you and I are friends. . . . . .

How to write a composition about one thing that happens in school every day. In our school, many things have happened, one of which made me understand a truth, and it is hard for me to remember and forget.

The thing is this: We went to physical education class that day, and our girls were shooting, but I couldn't get in every shot, which made me very headache. As soon as Zuyi knew it, Zuyi came to teach me how to throw basketball, but I couldn't learn it, and I still couldn't get in every time. Zuyi told me to take small steps with my right foot and hold the ball with both hands, so I practiced repeatedly according to the movements taught by Zuyi. I want to give up several times, but I am still a little unwilling, because if I give up practicing, I will live up to the painstaking efforts of my ancestors and my efforts will be in vain. After all, I have studied several courses and have to take exams in the future. I can't always avoid this sport! So I started practicing again. After several weeks of practice, I finally scored a few goals. I feel very happy in my heart. I feel that the hard work of these weeks has not been in vain, but I feel that the number of shots is still very small. After all, I only scored three or four goals after five or six weeks of school, and I began to practice shooting again. After these weeks of hard work, I finally scored a few goals in a class. I am really proud of myself, and I am very grateful to Zuyi for teaching me to shoot during this time.

It's hard for me to remember. It is unforgettable because of my sincere friendship with Zuyi. Zuyi taught me over and over again without any impatience, and when she encouraged me, whenever "give up" flashed in my mind, I would repeat these words in my ear. This incident made me understand that we should have confidence in everything, and we can't do anything well without confidence.

At school, when someone doesn't want to sit at the same table with him, does it mean that he is particularly worthless? How can it be linked to money? Mainly because of his personality. Everyone likes a cheerful and sunny child, but pay attention to his expression. You can make yourself smile more harmoniously in front of the mirror. Don't laugh twice. It's disgusting.

An Encyclopedia of Self-confidence (It happened to me in the fourth grade of primary school) Life needs goals. Only with goals can we struggle, and only with struggle can we have a sense of accomplishment. To be full, you must be confident. Life is not smooth sailing, and there will never be stormy waves. This is a journey full of hardships, twists and turns, challenges and setbacks.

When a new day comes, will you keep yourself busy? When the sun rises, do you catch every ray of sunshine? People with goals and confidence can still feel the warmth of sunshine and smell the colorful aura of life when they are busy, because only self-confidence can appreciate the connotation of life.

Man's life is unique and solemn. Do you want this unique life to be brilliant or bleak? Since it is an accidental afterlife, watching the flowers bloom and fall, watching the sunrise and sunset, trying to change the temperature, and risking the world, then the young soul can only prove that his life is brilliant with practical actions.

Because of self-confidence, I feel that life is beautiful! Of course, a confident person will not go smoothly. It's just that she opened a skylight in her soul to let the sun float in through the window. Even in rainy days, she learned to create the sun, and that sun just has confidence in herself.

In a city full of talented people, although I am ordinary, I am not small. Although the reality is cruel, I have confidence and fighting spirit. Even if I have to trudge through Qian Shan, I will fight for my marriage with confidence. Even if the storm is coming ahead and the mountain torrents are roaring, I will go all out to fight for the upper reaches, because I have confidence to accompany me on the road, so I am full of confidence.

Life needs self-confidence. Confident people are expected to succeed; People who are not confident have no chance of success.

Jono Gillard, the most famous sales king in American history. He was born in a slum in America, poorer than people think. When he was very young, he went to the streets to shine shoes to support his family, and finally dropped out of high school. His father always said that he would not succeed. His father's blow once made him lose confidence, and even for a while, he even became tongue-tied. Fortunately, he has a great mother. But she often tells Jono Gillard: "Joe, you should prove to your father, you should prove to everyone that you can be a great person." You have to believe this: everyone is the same, and opportunities are in front of everyone. You can't be depressed or discouraged. His mother's encouragement rebuilt his confidence and ignited his desire for success. He became a confident man! Since then, a person who is not optimistic, heavily in debt and almost desperate has been called "the greatest salesman in the world" by Guinness World Records in just three years. But also maintains an unprecedented record of high-priced goods sales-an average of 6 cars a day! It has always been regarded as a legend who can sell any product to anyone by European and American business circles. From his legendary life, we can see that life needs self-confidence! From the growing process of Yuan, known as the god of Japanese marketing, we can also see that life needs self-confidence. Yuan is short in stature. When I was an intern salesman at the age of 25, my height was only 1.45 meters. He is small and thin. Looking horizontally and vertically, he is really not good-looking, which can be said to be congenital deficiency. However, all this did not defeat Yuan. On the contrary, the more frustrated and brave he is, the flame of "never admit defeat" has been burning in his heart. With "I will never admit defeat, never admit defeat!" "Yuan Yiping is unparalleled and unique!" Self-confidence and self-improvement have successfully created one sales myth after another with tears and sweat, and finally became the first person to sell insurance in Japan.

Self-confidence can be said to be an incubator for the birth of heroes, and one by one slightly better self-confidence has created a number of legends. However, self-confidence not only makes a hero, but also becomes a necessity for ordinary people. I believe that a life without self-confidence is an incomplete life. I know it myself.

Because there is a belief in my mind that supports me, that is success, and I want to succeed, so my life has been very good. The result of all this depends on my firm confidence and indomitable will.

Friends, please remember: you must be full of confidence, because life needs self-confidence, and self-confidence makes people successful. Cut it yourself