Qq space is funny. Talk about mood phrases. It's invincible.

1 I think there has always been a lovely primary school bully in my body, and I want to brush the questions to feed it, but recently I found that it was starved to death.

2. I am ugly, but I am ugly, so I am ugly.

My boyfriend asked me to play League of Legends, and I did, and then I don't have time to talk to him now.

4. Why do women raise bangs? It can also be a female sweat without bangs.

5, nothing to bask in the sun, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

6. Senior one, you learn silly coins; Senior two, don't learn stupid money; Senior three, you know you learned stupid coins.

7. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

8. You can't laugh at your mobile phone at home, and your parents will think you are in love.

9. If confession is a kind of injury, I choose a lie. If lies are also hurt, I choose silence.

10, "Spring Dawn" This morning in spring, I woke up easily and was full of troubles. Don't turn on the light at night, there are many thefts.

1 1, the exam is like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got my test paper back.

12, you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, and his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

13, play dumb, and when it's done, it's called playing dumb. Well done, it is called deep.

14, you can call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent ugly people.

15, I said I wanted to be a boy, and my classmates came up and hit me; I said I want to cut my hair short, and my best friend came up and hit me!

16, when I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.

17. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

18, Xiao Ming who jumped into the Yellow River finally jumped into the Yangtze River.

19, who can get my grades up, even people and lives are yours.

I admit that I was a child's paper before I went to kindergarten.

2 1, when you came to me, I was so excited that I could finish the whole set of broadcast gymnastics.

22. The story of Meng Mu's three moves actually shows that she has a good son. If it were me, it would be useless to move it a hundred times!

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

24. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, sleep in the afternoon. Laozi said: Confucius is right.

25. Those fireworks-like encounters are only temporary prosperity. Perhaps, some things have been doomed.

26. Making money is like a long-distance running. Running around without seeing the shadow of money, spending money like running water and losing the shadow of money.

27. Sunday morning was white, and the garbage collectors lined up.

28. I was also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

30. The most painful love triangle in the world: I love food, and fat loves me.

3 1, if the relationship between two people is long, it is still a matter of time. Dear baby, I can't stay with you forever, but my heart will always be with you.

32. For bachelors, Valentine's Day is like a period, which hurts once.

You said you might marry someone you don't like later. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

34, otaku otaku standard: take the computer as the center in bed and take the items with the arm length as the radius.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

36. Nowadays, many girls like to stick a grass in their heads. At first, they didn't feel anything until an elder told me that they meant to sell themselves.

37. attention, everyone Some experts pointed out that if you sleep at night, you must remember to charge your mobile phone, otherwise you won't be able to shit the next morning.

38. During the day, the night is pressed on the bed, and the sun is born.

You smell her perfume, which is not as expensive as mine.

If any of you dare to disturb my homework again, I will play with you.

4 1, the saddest thing in the world is that the homework is written late and the teacher will not check it tomorrow!

42. I only had a nosebleed once, but I still mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

43. The wife is a TV and the * * is a mobile phone. Watch TV at home and take your mobile phone when you go out.

44, you cheat, split so open, not afraid of cold balls!

45. As long as cats don't eat fish, I can promise not to drink it; If mice are not afraid of cats, I won't copy the exam; If the cooked duck can fly, I will blow the whole bottle of white wine!

46. Russia has abandoned everything for you in exchange for a wish that you are happier than Russia.

47. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

48. I envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me.

49. Choose the person who can make you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.

50, hungry, can keep a clear head. Loneliness can restore the lack of humanity.

5 1, I am strong, at least I won't be deleted without saying goodbye like you.

52, you don't always day after day, your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

53. My head has been acting weird recently. I often get up in the middle of the night and stare at the pig shed in a daze, thinking about the reasons, and finally figuring out that you were kicked by a donkey.

Grey Wolf is too poor to buy a new hat. He will always be a hat with patches.

Maybe you will meet girls who are more beautiful, gentler and in better shape than me, but they certainly don't have my food.

56. Buddha said that as long as you have classes in your heart, you will never skip classes anywhere. I had an epiphany.

57. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I have time.

I will study hard and make progress every day. They will be the boss's wife when they grow up, and I will be the boss's mother when I grow up.

59. Next, I will give you a family stunt. A big stone breaks your chest.

60. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

6 1, half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

62. Xinjiang and Tibet are no longer noisy, and the United States no longer sings the opposite. Japan was bombed one day, and * * came back to my arms!

63. When looking for a girlfriend, look for someone who doesn't like makeup! Draw once in a while! I will feel heartbroken if I find a general makeup! Not occasionally! Easy to die suddenly!

64. I haven't held hands for a long time, and even a pickled chicken feet feels gentle.

I like Mr. Yu Chengqing, but I have always been a fan of Mr. Wang Feng, but I think Mr. Na Ying is more helpful to me, so I choose Mr. Jay Chou.

66. I definitely don't feel a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

If there is an afterlife, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole world was celebrating. When I died, the whole world was sad.

68. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

69. People lose weight, why do they have to start with brain cells?

70. * * * * Women's Manifesto. Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring. Refuse to have children and pay for sex.

7 1. After the sports meeting, some people won the rankings, while others became expression packs.

Even if the world ends, you won't come back to me.

73. I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden cantaloupe and kiss your cantaloupe. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, call you a melon, and call you a fool.

74. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

If you can think of me in the future, I hope it will be a warm moment.

76. How did you get the most unforgettable scar? The cruel doctor cut it when you were born.

77. Never count sheep if you can't sleep at night, or ... you will have a very hungry dream.

78. Even if the whole world leaves you, there is still one I will accompany.

79. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.

80. I tried to be an interesting person, but I went astray and became a funny contrast.

8 1, dear child, I wish you a lonely dog in the future.

82. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

83. My friend said that the second half-price advertisement, single dog, said that she was hurt. I said single dog, that's your business, and we single pigs said it's just right to eat two.

84. Be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he has the best eyes in the world.

85. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.

86. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

87. The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

Go, go, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.

90. If you count the increase in wages and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

9 1, why smile at me, why make me happy, why protect me, do you know that my heart has been taken away by you, do you know that you are not good?

92. If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.

93. Nima, every time I chase a girl, I get another girl.