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An ancient sentence

1. Change your life with my three fireworks.

2. Let him know everything and smile for you.

3. listen to the string and break 3 thousand infatuation. Falling flowers, forgetting, once the wind rippled. If the flower is pitiful, it will fall on whose fingertips.

Spring goes and spring comes, beauty is old, flowers fall and people die.

5. Still water, singing; Three lives are sunny and round, one sad and one happy.

6. Ten years of life and death, I don't think about it, I am unforgettable, I am alone in the grave, and there is nowhere to be sad.

7. Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covered the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

8. The fog cleared and I woke up. I finally saw the truth. This is the silence that Qian Fan spent.

9. The fate of meeting is like water, just for a word, waiting for the next meeting.

10. Never look back, why not? Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names. Today, everything is like water. Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.

1 1. Just looking back at you reminds me of you sooner or later.

12. Turn around, a ray of Leng Xiang is far away, the snow is deep, and the smile is shallow. Will you fight me in the afterlife?

13. The fate of dust has always been like water, and it is rare to cry. Why do you do your best? Don't be sentimental, love to hurt yourself.

14. Still water, singing; Three lives are sunny and round, one sad and one happy.

15. There are many things in the world, but you are my favorite.

16. Accumulate eternal love lines and crush crimson acacia.

17. The charm of Qingyuan is an unreachable sadness, such as the lonely moon in Wei Yun, which can only be seen from a distance.

18. Lights and stars, sounds and songs are endless. Dark clouds cover the moon, people can't see anywhere, and they can't tell how lonely they are.

19. All kinds of stories, but the feelings hurt; When Xiao Shui goes, the moon is like frost.

20. I don't regret that the longer and wider the belt is, it makes people haggard for Iraq.

2 1. Life and death are widespread, Zi Cheng said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

22. If two kinds of feelings last for a long time, it will be sooner or later.

23. There is a kind of beauty that you can't forget when you see it. If I don't see it for a day, I think it's crazy.

24. When you enter my lovesick door, you will know that I have been lovesick for a long time and lovesick for a short time.

25. once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber.

26. I know that this love will not have any result, but it can comfort my soul! .

27. A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it.

28. Ask what the world is like and teach life and death.

29. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

30. The earth lasts forever, and the sky lasts forever; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever.

3 1. We hope to fly in heaven. Two birds have the wings of the same bird and grow together on the earth, two branches of a tree. ..

32. If life is just like the first time, you don't have to draw a fan in the autumn wind.

33. Just look at the vicissitudes of life and wear it for a thousand years.

34. Give the world a smile and hand over the rivers and mountains to please you.

35. Remember that your heart is like the West River, which flows eastward day and night.

36. I just hope your heart is the same as mine. Don't miss it.

37.evil! I want to know you and live a long life. There is no mausoleum in the mountains, the river is exhausted, there is Lei Zhen in winter, and there is rain and snow in summer. Only when heaven and earth are in harmony can we dare to be with you!

Ancient lyrics

1. A blood-stained painting is not as good as a little cinnabar on your brow. Covering the world, it will always be prosperous.

It is colder on Friday night, but the long scrolls of mountains and rivers are also yellow and weathered by history. Your life's worries are hoarse, and the month before the flower turns into yellow sand?

Killing for you, winning the world for you, subverting the world, struggling in life and death, I have no complaints.

I hate how the fairy god treated me badly. God abandoned me and would rather become a demon. Ordinary people are fighting against the sky. Who can beat them with pride?

I would rather wither for you than be a burden to you. I love you all my life without regret.

6. You are the last diviner, covering the whole world.

7. In my dream, you are still standing under the moon. Brush off the snowflakes on your clothes and watch the vast world side by side.

8. Jiangshan screams at the horse, and there is no sound in his arms. The wind blows heaven and earth, following the glory of China, and the king dominates the world. Climb the Nine Towers and watch the shooting stars whisper all night.

Let blood bloom on the sword. At this moment, you are the king of me alone, and I am willing to embrace death for you.

10. Farewell Dance I became the devil in the fire. Your tears are my most beautiful burial. Let me use my life to complete your glory. My last smile was bright.

1 1. I know it will be dangerous to ban the sea, but I can't let go of my thoughts about you. You live at the end of the sea. God asked me if I could change my wings with my hands. I will put my hand down to accompany you.

12. 17 is full of acacia, but the book is only two words. Nineteen strokes of the heart, we are destined to meet and part.

13. Talk about meeting and sigh about meeting. The legacy of the past is today's meaning, hatred, and willingness to meet. Meet, open your eyes and leave.

14. Hands crossed and clenched. I don't want to miss it. Without you, no one can understand my loneliness. As long as I can keep your hug at this moment, who cares about eternity

15. It rained one after another, and the old hometown was overgrown with vegetation. I heard that you are always alone. The mottled city gate is full of old roots, and the slate echoes and waits.

16. It rained one after another, and the old hometown was overgrown with vegetation. I heard that you are still playing the flute outside the lonely suburb, and it was we who took root in that Nomura fate.

17. Pear blossoms are heartbreaking. Thousands of glasses of wine is a solution. Thinking about old people and new looks, missing hometown and hurting feelings, everything in the world is impermanent. Laugh at the vicissitudes of life, tears fall at the cold window, don't hesitate to take off your spring clothes and remember the fragrance.

18. I am willing to draw a prison for you all my life. I'm getting old in prison. I'll show you my happy smile. I am willing to draw a prison for you all my life. I'm old in prison, and I tell others about your kindness.