Does anyone have the complete version of the joke about the fight between steamed buns and steamed buns?

Part 1 Baozi and Noodles had a big fight, but because Baozi was too meaty, he was beaten to pieces by the noodles. So when he left, he said to Noodles: "Don't leave, I'm going to call my partner." I'm here to teach you a lesson.' Baozi went to make an appointment with fried buns, steamed buns, bread, etc., and was about to find noodles to discuss the theory. On the way, he met instant noodles. Baozi and others surrounded the instant noodles and beat them severely. The instant noodles were beaten indiscriminately. After a meal, he asked Baozi why he hit him? Baozi replied: Noodles, don’t think that I won’t recognize you if you perm your hair! --------------------------------------------- Part 2 === After eating the instant noodles, I felt very unhappy, so I went with rice noodles, udon noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and fried noodles to find Baozi to settle the score. Unexpectedly, I met Xiao Long Bao on the road. The instant noodles finger looked at it carefully for a while and said: Brother Everyone, come on! The instant noodles were flattened even harder. After finishing flattening the steamed dumplings, the tribesmen walked away. Later, others asked the instant noodles and said: You were flattening so hard just now. We didn’t know you hated him so much. Instant noodles said: I originally wanted to. Just a little K. I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes... The more I think about it, the angrier I get------------------------------ ------------------ Part 3 === After finishing the instant noodles and sea-bian dumplings, I became more and more angry as I thought about it, because I wanted to have a continuation of the stall, so I decided to join hands with all the noodles again I went to look for Xiao Long Bao, but unexpectedly I met Gu Bao on the road. Wow! Instant Noodles roared furiously and took the lead. The beating made everyone feel a little cruel. Everyone pulled Instant Noodles away and asked it, "Why are you so angry?" Instant Noodles said, "That's too much. It’s enough, just pretend to be cute, and part my hair in the middle..." --------------------------------- ---------------- Part 4 === After Xiao Long Bao found out why he was beaten... he felt very wronged... so he told Cai Bao and Bean Sha about the situation. Steamed buns, fried buns, pickled cabbage buns... 'You stay here, let's go find the guy who permed his hair'... They were very angry and went to find instant noodles to settle the bill... On the way, they met rice noodles... so they were very angry. After repairing the rice noodles... before leaving, he said, 'Man, my hair is permed. I should just stay at home... Don't look at other people's cuteness... I'm mentally unbalanced...**! !'--------------------------------------------- Part 5 = == The last time Baozi was eaten by noodles, he felt depressed, so he went to eat hot pot with Xiaolong Bao, vegetable buns, fried buns, soup buns and other buns to get rid of the bad luck. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Enoki mushrooms. The Bao clan beat up the enoki mushrooms indiscriminately and left a message: "Don't think I can't recognize you because you are wearing a hat!" ----------------- ---------------------------- Part 6 === Speaking of the noodle clan and the bun clan, the two clans have deep grudges. The two parties often fight each other if they don't like it. One day, a group of people from the Noodle Clan were wandering on the road and saw a man leaving the barbecued pork bun alone.

The enemies were extremely jealous when they met each other. Remembering the previous grievances between Instant Noodles and others, he beat the barbecued pork buns severely without saying a word. Noodles shouted while beating... "Hit me hard, don't do it." Because he vomited blood, let him go!!" ----------------------------------------- ------- Part 7 ==== The poor barbecued pork bun with a bloody head and bruises all over his body went to Baozi to ask for help. Baozi was so angry that he went to fight with red bean cake and mung bean cake. The battle was about to break out, and passersby ran away to avoid it. I saw one person walking leisurely on the road, the potato chips, while the other group of people didn't say anything. They beat the potato chips hard with punches and kicks. Baozi's anger was not extinguished, so he kicked him twice and said: "Beat." You still dare to wear glittering clothes for shopping! I’m sorry! Keep beating me.” ---------------------------------- ---------------- Part 8 ==== After being beaten, Fries felt that it was really unreasonable, so he went to his good friend Banana Tiao to complain. , I felt that the noodle clan was dragging down the fries, so I went to find the noodles, ramen and hollow noodles to find a place for the bun clan. Unexpectedly, I met the meatballs on the way. These noodle clans beat the meatballs without distinguishing. Can't get up from the ground. As he left, Bananatiao said, "Next time if you haven't practiced your invisibility well, don't come out and be seen by me. With the translucent buns, you'll be discovered in no time!" ---------- ----------------------------- Part 9 ==== By the way, the constant street war between noodles and steamed buns has killed many innocent people. Passers-by suffered disaster and even became part of the war. On this day, the two major groups of noodles and steamed buns fought again on the street. I saw an innocent passer-by being beaten by both sides at the same time, which aroused the sympathy of many onlookers... The passer-by Person A: "What's going on? Why did both parties join forces to beat up a passerby?" Passerby B: "I heard it was because that person's position was unclear." Passerby A: "Is it that serious?" Passerby B: "There's no way , who calls him a 'noodle bun'?" It is said that the relationship between steamed buns and noodles is getting deeper and deeper. Whenever two groups of people seek revenge on the street, pedestrians will avoid them. One day, when the Noodles family was pressing down the road, Spaghetti saw it. The steamed bun across the street shouted, "Don't leave if you have the guts!" Chong