Jokes about Chang 'e

1 Yu Xia: Who is more anxious? Dapeng: When will you and Yolanda get married? Yu Xia (Yu Xia blog, search Yu Xia): I don't know, I really don't know. Dapeng: Who has the right to decide? Yu Xia: I think it's time to get married. No one can control it. Dapeng: But isn't she in a hurry? About marriage, girls are generally more anxious than boys. Yu Xia: I think you are more anxious. Ling Feng: The photos of Johnny can be used for contraception. Dapeng: Do you know why Johnny invited you to be a concert guest? Ling Feng: Because he thinks he is more handsome than me. In fact, we are two bitter melons and one vine. My photo can be pasted on the door to ward off evil spirits, and his photo can be pasted on the bedside to prevent contraception. Dapeng: How to prevent pregnancy? Ling Feng: His photo was posted on the bedside, and all his original thoughts were gone when he looked at it. About Ceng Baoyi Dapeng with Big Ears: Your ears are really big. We have a saying that "big ears are blessed". Ceng Baoyi: I have a big ear, a big right ear and a small left ear. Dapeng: Why? Ceng Baoyi: What do you say? Dapeng: Are the earrings heavy? One day, at dawn in Aaron Kwok, Andy Lau and Jimmy Lin were sitting on a plane. The plane is about to crash, but there are only three umbrella bags. Andy Lau: I'll give you a question and you answer it. The person who answers will get an umbrella bag. Question 1, who was the former president of the United States? Aaron Kwok: Hillary. Andy Lau; Correct. You can take an umbrella with you. Question 2: Who is the current president of the United States? Dawn: Bush. Andy Lau; Correct. You can take an umbrella with you. Question 3: Who will be the president of the United States in 3:30 10/0? Jimmy Lin: What? Andy Lau; 30 10 who will be the president of the United States? Jimmy Lin: This. . . Andy Lau; You can't answer, so the umbrella bag is mine. 886! The next day, at dawn in Aaron Kwok, Andy Lau and Jimmy Lin were sitting on a plane, which was about to crash. Andy Lau: I'll give you a question and you answer it. The person who answers will get an umbrella bag. Jimmy Lin: I know you will give me a hard time again. Men can be killed, but not humiliated. I'm leaving first! Say that finish, Jimmy Lin jumped off the plane. Andy Lau shouted at the back: Xiaoying, don't get excited! There are four umbrella bags this time! Andy Lau took May to drink water in Stephen Chow. Suddenly Nicholas Tse blew and a Nicky Wu emerged from the water. Nicky Wu and Ekin Cheng rode Ka Kui Wong together and took May. Andy Lau held Emil Wakin Chau, stepped on Deric Wan, crossed Zhao Benshan, crossed Rosamund Kwan, leaped over Pan Changjiang, grabbed May, returned to Aaron Kwok, and hung a flag in this city called Richie Jen! .