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Two children's stories
1, tadpoles draw.
There are many tadpoles in the pond. The tails of tadpoles are so handsome! What is the tadpole doing? They are using their slender tails as brushes and doing their homework seriously!
Write, write a short poem without format; Draw, draw, draw a pool of unsolved painting puzzles. Tadpole's brush is getting shorter every day, and finally it can't be used anymore.
The little fish and shrimp found it and bit their ears in a low voice: "Oh, the little tadpole must have gone bad!" " Why else is its tail missing? ""yes, I heard that the little white rabbit broke its tail because of nonsense! The tadpole must have done something bad! "
At first, the tadpole thought that his tail was really lost, so he searched and searched in the pond. Later, they snorted and laughed-didn't mom say, "Son, grow up without your tail!" " You can go to the shore to find the children! "They jumped out of the pond and became cute little frogs.
2. Monkeys fetch water
The monkey bought many tea sets. Cup in right hand, plate in left hand, but teapot and bowl are left. What should I do? The monkey is in a hurry. Just then, a passer-by came up with a bamboo basket. The monkey was glad to be saved when he saw that the bamboo basket could hold a lot of things.
The monkey immediately bought a bamboo basket and put all the cups, teapots and plates in it. He thought, "This bamboo basket is really a treasure! Everything can be loaded! " One day, the monkey's house caught fire. He was busy moving things, so he ordered the little monkey to draw water with a bamboo basket to put out the fire.
But the little monkey walked for a long time and didn't come back. The fire is getting bigger and bigger. The monkey caught fire and hurried to the river. He saw the little monkey squatting by the river to fetch water. It cursed loudly: "the house is burning down." Do you still have the heart to play here? "
The little monkey complained, "mom, I have a basket of water, and it's gone when I mention it." I played for a long time, and that's it. " "You are talking nonsense," the monkey was angry. "Bamboo baskets can hold many things. I personally installed cups, bowls and kettles ... "
Then he grabbed the basket to fetch water. But it is not smarter than the little monkey, and it doesn't pump water at all.
3. Smart chicken
One day, the eagle wanted to eat chicken. The chicken quickly said, "Mr. Eagle, you don't have enough for me." Shall I call my brother and sister and let you eat together? " The eagle said, "Yes, don't go." The chicken ran home quickly and never came out. Only then did the eagle realize that he had been cheated and had to fly away.
4, naughty colorful lights
Father Sun has seven naughty babies with light. Their names are yellow, orange, green, blue, cyan, red and purple. Seven-color baby lights are drilling around in the clouds, dyeing the clouds in the sky into seven-color clouds. They have had enough fun in the sky.
Just sneak to the ground to play. They slid onto the sunflower, and the sunflower's face turned golden. They came to the orchard again and painted the oranges orange. They rolled on the grass and it turned green. They jumped, jumped and jumped into the sea.
The sea has turned blue. After taking a bath, the colorful baby passed by the beach, and the little crab asked them if they were blue and turned into little blue crabs. As soon as Qicai Guangbao came to the vegetable garden, Grandpa Sun called them home. Tomatoes and eggplant are in a hurry: "leave us beautiful colors!" " "
Color babies kiss tomatoes and eggplants, tomatoes are red and eggplants are purple. Seven-color baby heard the sun father-in-law shout again and ran to the sky. The place where they run gives off seven colors of light.
5. Poor little rabbit
One day, the rabbit went to the forest to pick mushrooms. When I walked to the river, I found a big mushroom and reached for it. When the deer saw it, it quickly stopped and said, "Rabbit, this is a poisonous mushroom. Don't pick it! " "But the rabbit didn't listen, so the deer had to go. The rabbit picked it, ate it and died.
⑵ What parent-child stories are suitable for two people (mother and baby)?
The little frog looks for his mother.
(3) The children's dialogue story (about 2 minutes) is urgent! !
Bao Xiao and the Cup Dialogue Bao Xiao has a little fever today. The teacher asked Bao Xiao to drink an extra glass of water. But the second glass of water, Bao Xiao can't drink. The children all finished drinking water and went out. The teacher played the piano outside and led the children to sing a song. Bao Xiao was in a hurry. He swallowed the last sip of water, hurriedly put down his glass and ran into the activity room: "Teacher, wait for me."
It suddenly occurred to him that he had not put the cup away and hurried back to the water room. However, Bao Xiao suddenly found that his cups were actually lined up with those of other children. "Hey, I didn't put it here just now. What's wrong? " Bao Xiao held the door, looked out and found the teacher and the children singing!
Suddenly, a voice came from behind Bao Xiao: "Attention!" Bao Xiao got a fright. Looking back, she turned out to be a jade cup!
Yuyu's cup is very big, which is different from other children's. Bao Xiao knows this.
"Hey? Aren't you Yuyu's cup? How did you climb to the top of the cup holder? " Bao Xiao asked curiously. "I am a teacher!" Yuyu's cup is proudly opened! "I am the biggest, listen to me! Stand at attention! "
"swish! Hey! " Small cups lined up at once, and all the children stood in one direction. "How about it?" Yu Zhong looked down at Bao Xiao and asked with a smile, "Do I look like a glasses teacher?" Bao Xiao snorted: "You are not like a glasses teacher!" "Why? Where is it different? " Yuyu's cup is not convinced.
"Our glasses teacher never stands on high, she will always stand with us!" "Oh …" Yuyu's cup blushed, and he quickly jumped down from the cup holder: "That's good!" "Well, much better! However, our glasses teacher likes to sit next to us, and you will be more like you when you sit down! " "Oh ... OK, I'll try!" Yuyu's cup squats hard, just like a big skirt sitting on the ground. The small cups rolled into a ball with a smile and were all over the table. "Don't laugh!" Yuyu's cup shouted angrily. Cups, get in line.
"What ah, so fierce! Which one is as gentle as our glasses teacher? " Bao Xiao kept muttering: "And she never said' Don't talk' and' Don't laugh' ..." Yuyu's cup was a little discouraged, and he muttered: "It's so hard to be a teacher! Is that all right? " He said as gently as possible.
"Well, that's probably it. Wait, and our glasses teacher doesn't walk around all day like you. The glasses teacher said it was disrespectful to others! You see, your students have learned! "
Well, isn't it? Big cups and small cups are all around the waist! Yu Yu quickly put down the cup in his hand and said to the little cup, "Don't put it on your ass! This is disrespect for others! " "good!" Said the little cup. With a crash, the little cup put down its hand. This is great! The handle of the cup has dropped!
Bao Xiao is in a hurry! If the glasses are broken, the glasses teacher will definitely call me! So, she quickly said: "Forget it, it's okay to have a fork. You'd better fork your waist, which is more handsome! " "
The cup quickly changed back to its original appearance, and Bao Xiaosong breathed a sigh of relief. Yuyu's cup asked weakly, "I look like a glasses teacher now!" " ""more don't like it! The glasses teacher always smiles when he talks to us. ...
"Oh, what a bother. How can a teacher be so good? " Yu Yu raised his glass and shouted.
"Great!" Bao Xiao said seriously.
The story of the two of us
Break off the relationship, this is torturing yourself. If you can't bear it, think about it. What if we can be together? If you love her and she has no feelings, you will not be happy together. Be rational! It will be fine when you figure it out!
This is a short talk. Interesting story.
Woman: I miss you so much!
Man: Honey, listen to me. Let's talk it over. Don't do anything stupid when I come back, okay?
W: I think what else can you do? Isn't it?
The man is in a cold sweat: Baby, I beg you, I'll be back soon. Don't have an accident! How else can I tell my mother-in-law? I cried in pain!
The story-telling contest can be shared by two people.
Many people, lively.
(7) Simple programs suitable for mothers and children in kindergartens.
Suitable for kindergarten is the mother-child story.
It's a line drawn by two students.
Comic comic cross talk sketch on campus: cross talk lines of elementary school students on June 1st.
A: Everyone has a pair of hands, and everyone has fingers.
B: Nonsense, who doesn't have fingers?
A: Fingers are long and short, big and small.
B: Yes, telling the truth with your eyes open.
A: But the more you look at it, the more you like it (thumbs up), and the more you look at it, the more you hate it (index finger).
B: It takes five fingers to make a fist. How can you say love and hate?
Well, you don't know. In my family, my thumb is my father and my forefinger is my mother.
B: Why am I getting confused?
A: For example, one day, I was praised by my teacher in kindergarten. I'm so happy!
I should be happy.
I skipped home and shouted happily, "Mom!" .
B: Then your mother must be very happy.
A: But as soon as the voice fell, the "forefinger" came.
B: Why? Do you still have guests at home?
A: (Holding out the index finger) The index finger is my mother. "What's the matter with you? Your clothes are too dirty. Where have you been? "
Well, your mother is really something.
I'm thirsty. I was just about to eat an apple when the "forefinger" came again.
B: What's the matter?
A: (holding out index finger) "How do you know how to eat? Write quickly. You can't eat until you finish writing! "
B: Not even allowed to eat?
A: I just sat down and wrote two words, and I wanted to pee.
B: well, this urine doesn't live up to expectations
A: Oh, I can't hold it any longer!
B: Then you should go.
A: No. The "index finger" is coming again. (Stretching out index finger) "You child, you are so lazy. Hurry up and do your homework! "
B: Alas!
A: In this way, the repeated appearance of "index finger" made me lose my spirit in doing my homework.
No one will be energetic.
A: The less energetic you are, the more mistakes you make. The more mistakes I make, the more my mother criticizes me.
B: It's called a vicious circle.
Do you think I can stop hating it? (Stretching out index finger)
B: Your forefinger is really boring. What about "thumb"
A: The thumb is different, OK! Very good! Very good! Great! Great! Great! You're amazing!
B: Look! It's refreshing to say it.
No, I just finished my homework when my father came back. Pushing the door open, he smiled and said appreciatively (thumbs up), "You are great, son! You will know how to study when you get home. " One sentence made me feel embarrassed.
Listen, praise is like a ray of sunshine.
A: In order to repay my father, I went to get his slippers, newspaper and turn on the TV-
Look, as long as there is sunshine, he will become very smart.
A: As a result, my father praised me again (thumbs up). "My son is so lovely, he just knows how to be considerate. I said, my son is the best! " I heard you, don't say how happy I am!
B: Look how beautiful he is!
Do you think I won't like it? (thumbs up)
I should. Even I envy your thumb.
A: "Thumb" means praise and "forefinger" means criticism.
B: Which child in the world doesn't like praise?
A: So, when I have a son in the future, I will use this more (thumbs up)!
Well, it's still early.
A: Do you think they can be the same?
B: It's different. Even the expression is different. The "thumb" is like this (smiling face) and the "index finger" is like this (losing face).
How I wish my mother did the same! (thumbs up)
Your mother will, so she's here!
A: Ah (scare away)? !
Oh, look at him!
Pet-name ruby two people can deduce the fairy tale of primary school.
Double interpretation of fairy tales
⑽ Fairy Tales with Dialogue
Fairy tales with dialogue
The sky is dotted with several twinkling stars, and it is very quiet around, only hearing some insects chirping. Between flowers, there is an ongoing dialogue:
Hua Er said, "It's very kind of human beings to care for flowers and trees and fertilize us."
Grass said: "human beings are really bad, trampling on grass everywhere, not caring for trees, killing animals everywhere, not caring for flowers!" " "
Hua Er retorted: "Humans cherish water resources, develop forests, and do not destroy forests!"
Grass coldly lost a sentence: "If human beings really cherish water resources, why should they discharge so much waste water into the sea?" ? You said that humans don't destroy forests. Why are millions of hectares of forests disappearing rapidly every day? ""that's just an individual phenomenon! " "Personal? It's in the news every day! "
Flowers can't figure out what to refute, froze.
At this time, the uncle and grandfather standing by said, "You both have a point. Some people really care about nature, and many people really don't care about nature. We must let those who don't care about the environment enhance their awareness of caring for and protecting nature! "
Flowers and plants listened to uncle grandpa's words. You look at me, I look at you and nod.
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