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Funny and personalized sentences about shamelessness
Funny and personalized sentences about shamelessness
1. That’s how I am, I want everything, but I’m shameless, I’ll eat everything, but I won’t suffer any loss.
2. I feel that knowledge is like underwear. Although it cannot be seen from the outside, it is very nervous.
3. Maybe, the earth is really not suitable for me now. It seems that I should go back to Mars.
4. I live in obscurity in the world every day, while you confuse all living beings in the vegetable market.
5. I think cheating is actually getting tired of playing with your own lover and playing with someone else’s lover.
6. I know that even the largest church in the world cannot contain your sins.
7. You must have a certain size as a human being, and the same applies to being a dog. Don’t be shameless.
8. There have been a lot of people jumping off buildings recently. Please be careful not to get hit.
9. You make me forget that time is still passing by, but I always feel that you are by my side.
10. Although the summer vacation is not over yet, I am already looking forward to the winter vacation.
11. I think the most annoying thing in the world is to be woken up by peeing while sleeping soundly.
12. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my pretense?
13. If one day I really go down, remember, I will definitely come back to you.
14. Sometimes I take a closer look and see how my slap really suits your face.
15. When I was studying, failing in English meant that I was patriotic. I am a patriot.
16. So awesome Chopin, if you show my sadness, I will give you a dollar.
17. Because I have never been able to learn from your free and easy attitude, I will never be able to escape the pain you have given me.
18. Now I am not only overflowing with talent, but also the fat around my waist.
19. I think the scariest time for a woman is not when she shows off her power, but after taking off her makeup.
20. That master, you should give up on this idea, because the poor monk loves the Taoist priest.
21. Every day, I look forward to a life that I can touch, but what I always get is deception.
22. If falling in love is just about falling in love, isn’t that being a hooligan?
23. I'm sorry, I have forgotten now. You don't need me at all, and I keep annoying you.
24. Be perverted as early as possible, because if it comes too late, happiness will not be so enjoyable.
25. That serious look on your face. It seems like I can really understand what people are saying.
26. Never fall in love with someone you see, because if you love too much, your love will depreciate.
27. Now all I can do is hold the air and laugh heartlessly.
28. You asked me why I often have tears in my eyes. It’s because I took eye drops.
29. In those winters when there is no snow, let’s treat it as spring, okay?
30. In reality, we always use our real names to tell lies, but on the Internet, we use pseudonyms to tell the truth.
31. If you are looking for a wife, you should look for a serious person, and if you are looking for a lover, you should look for a decent person.
32. A sullen woman is really terrible. She must use at least a box of Fuyanjie every day.
33. Those women who don’t take a shower all day long will not smell good no matter how they put on their perfume.
34. I only know that people who understand me don’t need to explain, and people who don’t understand me don’t need to explain.
35. I thought I was the worst at studying. After seeing you, I knew I was wrong.
36. I always feel that life has too many regrets. The more people grow up, the more lonely they will feel.
37. When shamelessness reaches a certain level, it will be called a strong psychological quality.
38. If they are all water, why bother pretending to be drunk? If they are all perverts, why bother pretending to be sheep!
39. The reason why I am invisible is not because I am afraid of being disturbed, but just to give myself an excuse to never be disturbed.
40. That day, after calculating the salary increase and then calculating the pork, I found that I was not even as good as a pig! qq personalized signature is shameless
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1. My 2 has nothing to do with your SB, so please take back your dirty face
2. I only care about the people I care about, the rest have nothing to do with me.
3. If you stand tall, you may not be able to see far. It depends on whether he is short-sighted or not
4. I forgot to tell you that you will never come back after abandoning me
5. It’s all my fault that I’m too innocent. I almost think of you as my mother.
6. Let’s settle our matter and it has nothing to do with your lover. Don’t let me even have the most modest words in front of you. Some self-esteem has been trampled under your feet
7. People will lose consciousness after death, so pain is a kind of enjoyment of life
8. What is the use of going to college? Well, college is just about learning
9. When you were young, you didn’t understand anything. When you grow up, you understand without others telling you.
10. Say what you want to say when you are young. What is reckless about the consequences? When you mature, you will know and deliberately say you don’t know
11. The relationship between lovers can withstand wind and rain, but cannot withstand the wind and sunshine
12 , The relationship between friends can withstand the sunshine, but cannot withstand the wind and rain
13. Only those who care about you will quarrel with you. This is the true lover.
14. The one who stays is the one who loves you.
15. A lie is taken seriously by the person who hears it, and the person who swears it takes it seriously
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16. Memories are the cage of loneliness, and longing is the palace of memories
17. Be kind to yourself, because this life is not very long
18. Be kind to others It’s better, because we will never meet again in the next life
19. The reason why people get tired is because they are indecisive and always wandering between persisting and giving up
20. Things to understand , may not be able to pass, because the heart can't go through it
21. The happiest moment is to meet the right person who indulges your habits and loves everything about you
22. What if If you can't figure it out, just make it up into a pattern. That's how life is.
23. Who enters your life is determined by fate, and who stays is determined by you
24. No explanation Being calm is called being calm, being non-persistent is called seeing through, imperfection is life
25. Kindness is more difficult than intelligence, intelligence is a gift, kindness is an acquired choice
26. What makes you sad Things, one day you will say it with a smile
27. The only one who gets hurt when you dig out your heart and lungs is always others, it is others who are heartless and heartless
28. Cherish what you get , forget what you have lost, just let it take its course
29. If you don’t like me, please close your eyes so that I don’t stain your eyes
30. Life It is broadcast live every moment, but there are not so many viewers
31. A breakup, two worlds, leading to different lives
32. Things that have nothing to do with me , please leave my world
33. I never know the north, south, east, and west, because I don’t know them
34. How did I find that you have the face of a princess, but you live Where is the young lady’s life?
35. Why does someone spray perfume, but still looks like he just came out of the toilet
36. You are invincible, how can you be afraid of Xiaoqiang?
37. Why do you look so quiet and talk like you just walked out of a lunatic asylum
38. I am not a doctor, so don’t always act like you are sick
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39. When the police saw you, they said that you must be committing a crime
40. It would be better to kill a thousand by mistake than to let one go. It will be your turn next
41. Sister Holiday, I love you, please come back soon, don’t be so far away
42. Don’t be afraid of others saying you are raped, you are a Xiaoqiang
43. Two men and a woman are together, what do you think they can do to fight the landlord?
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45. I know you are sick, and you are still seriously ill. Are you okay, little dog?
46. Everyone is looking for you. He searched Baidu, but how did he know that he was squatting in the toilet
47. When he went out to walk the dog, how did he know that he had taken someone with him when he came back
48. Who dares to underestimate me, I will chop off his limbs , and even took off his clothes
49. I am quiet because you don’t have the capital to let me speak
50. I fall in love with the bed, but the alarm clock is always jealous. Three factors for the success of Separating Me Two: Persistence is shameless, Persistence is shameless
1. People who love you sometimes can't even stalk you, they just get hurt silently and look at you silently. The deeper the love, the more timid the love.
2. Fate is unpredictable and we have no way of knowing what will happen in the next moment. A moment of true love can heal years of heartbreak.
3. He doesn’t love you at all, he just can’t let go of your attentiveness
4. Don’t ask me if I love you, okay? I’m afraid I can’t afford it to you. The answer you want
5. Believe me, maybe one day, you will have a new understanding of the past that you never forget: Fortunately, it is not you who will accompany me to the end.
6. From now on, you no longer deserve the power to hurt me.
7. It is best to fall in love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will become numb; if you are separated too much, you will get used to it; if you change lovers too many times, you will compare; in the end, you will no longer Believe in love. In fact, when it comes to love, the simpler it is, the happier it is.
8. It is better to be generous and let go, so that you can return your wings to the sky and return yourself to loneliness.
9. I miss you thousands of times every day but you ignore me
10. Forgive me for not being good at words but I love you very deeply
11 , Maybe you are still my weakness, but you are no longer my armor.
12. If you have to pay taxes when you look in the mirror, I am afraid some women will go bankrupt
13. I think it is easier for a person to fall asleep, the night with the light on is not dark, and the cold in winter can Freeze the tears.
14. Longing is like waves, lapping at the lonely bay.
15. You asked me what I regret most and I said you are not him
16. If you treat my feelings as a game, I can’t afford to play it. Can't afford to lose.
17. I don’t want to be a fetter for you, so I have to try to get used to it and look away from loneliness.
18. Because of God’s unchanging love, I can learn to love every plant, tree and sand in this world.
19. If it is yours, grab it. Can't take it away. If it's not yours, you can't keep it. I understand you will come, so I wait.
20. Maybe, the person who doesn’t love you in this life was the person you didn’t love in the previous life. So... I am here to repay debts in this life#
21. If it was just an accident when we met, we would be surprised to see each other apart when we parted.
22. I am afraid that I will look at you smiling, and then I can’t help but cry while smiling.
23. I will not try to keep someone who is ready to leave me.
24. Sometimes, I think that I really love and it hurts, so I can forget it
25. If Gu Li and Gu Yuan break up, I will never believe in love again.
26. Plant a dream! Then, never give up.
27. Even if you only have one true friend, you will feel rich
28. Maybe you never thought about the intersection, but somehow it seems that we are destined to be together
29. If one day, you no longer remember and I no longer remember, time will definitely remember for us.
You can't be shameless, but don't be too shameless
1. When you sleep in bed tired every night, you feel that the day has really passed. The most important thing in life is not only effort, but also direction. The pressure is not that someone works harder than you, but that someone who is several times better than you still works harder than you. Even if you can't see the future, even if you can't see hope, you still believe that you can't make a mistake, and you can't make a mistake in the life you choose.
2. At the beginning, he didn’t mind anything. I don’t mind your past, I don’t mind your bad temper. Then one day, he started to mind. Didn't he say so affectionately that he didn't mind? Who knows, as time passed, he forgot everything he said. When people don't get it, they don't mind anything. After I got it, I didn't care about anything. This is love, I hope you don't mind too much.
3. After breaking up, just be yourself. Love is a matter of two people, if they miss it, everyone is responsible. A person always has a new beginning, don't let the past tie you to the palace of sorrow. Don't say who you love most, life is still very long and no one can predict tomorrow. It's easy to get together and easy to part ways, everyone has their own frustrations. Living is not to miss yesterday, but to wait for hope. After crying, leave everything in yesterday and never touch it.
4. When you grow up, you slowly learn a few things; you don’t need to pay attention to some people. No matter what they say or do, no matter how childish and annoying they are, you really don’t need to care. Some people can never be your enemy, so there is no need to praise them. Such people think too highly of themselves and think that they can be hated by you by attacking and hurting you desperately. Some people don’t have to wait. You know very well in your heart that you don’t have to wait for this person anymore, but you just can’t let go.
5. I don’t want to change for anyone, I just want to be good. If possible, I would rather find someone who loves me more, so that there will be no sadness or loss. I've been hurt before, but I won't allow it to happen again. I think I don't have much courage to fully invest in another relationship.
6. In the days of chasing dreams, words are enchanting flowers, a stroke of affection, a stroke of tenderness, and the passing years seem to be accustomed to being accompanied by silence. Until that day, you bring a volume with you. Poems and books appeared, and my world became colorful from then on. When you come, you meet me writing and staring at each other, looking at each other across the screen, falling in love at first sight, and a smile, which is the first encounter in the depths of the world of mortals.
7. In this life, when you meet your fate and stick to a relationship, you are destined to be bound by words and fall in love with your Zen mind. However, the falling flowers are intentional and the breeze is ruthless. We didn't know each other at the beginning, and we don't recognize each other until the end. I wrote this book to seal my heart, just for the broken love I once had.
8. The moon sets and the crow cries, and the wind and frost that have been waiting for a thousand years freezes the strands of lovesickness that sprouted under the spring sun; the osmanthus and the flowing tiles sing the moon alone for a thousand years, and the world has long been humming the farewell of a thousand years. Imprisoned in the monotonous starry sky. Walking into autumn, walking into a lonely starting point, walking through this empty road with the reincarnation of years.
9. I really miss high school. Wearing school uniforms everywhere every day. In class, boys use their mobile phones to watch live text broadcasts of the NBA. The corridor was noisy after class. There is also a queue for the toilet. I hate it when teachers come into class holding papers. There are nerds who are always first and there are masters who hide in the last row and complain about their gods. I also miss who I was back then. Because everything looks so promising. It seems that as long as you work hard, anything can be changed.
10. Autumn is about to end and winter is coming. The gap between the alternation of red leaves and wind and frost locks all the memories of autumn into this fallen leaf, and the tranquil emotions will never fade away. Tonight, the moonlight sweeps over the earth, and the stars from thousands of miles away merge into the cup, and what I drink is the lonely and indifferent heart of autumn.
11. The reason why people are miserable is that they pursue the wrong things. It's not so much that others make you suffer, but rather that your own self-cultivation is not enough. If you don't trouble yourself, others will never trouble you. Because you can’t let go of your own heart. You must always thank the sentient beings who gave you adversity. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself, and changing yourself can you change others. Every trauma is a kind of maturity.
12. Who accompanied you through those first difficult days; who stayed by your side in those lonely and helpless moments; whose confused days and nights belonged to you Love lights up your vision of moving forward. Walking on the road, I never dared to take a break.
13. When God closes a door, he will inevitably open another window for you. When you lose one thing, you will inevitably gain another gift somewhere else. The key is that we must have an optimistic attitude and believe that every loss must be rewarded. Be willing to give up and treat your losses correctly, because loss may be a blessing in life and it heralds another gain for you. If you give up big, you will get big, if you give up small, you will get small, don't give up.
14. A leaf fell and the tree sighed. Autumn comes quietly like this, summer flows away from the fingers, and autumn sneaks in on a foggy dawn. It tiptoes over the tops of the trees, dyeing a few leaves red, and in an instant the green earth turns golden. Beautiful autumn is here.
15. It’s the time of flower rain again. The rain is hazy, and the buds of vanilla are refreshing. One string and one thought of the pavilion, the strings cut across the qin, twenty-five pillars, and the gentle golden fingers danced among the willow buds. Hongxing's fingers and Qinyun's gentle kiss awakened Xinghua's sleeping heart. The sound of the zheng is gentle and ecstatic, arousing Chun Shen's reverie. Thirteen-stringed talisman, at the end of the song, listen to the rain falling, don’t think about the troublesome things, just focus on the mountains and rivers, listen to the piano, and listen to the zither, I feel very comfortable. Flowers fly and rain chases, cutting off the worldly ties, only because of reason, it is still chaotic.
16. I heard people say that you have to be middle-aged to appreciate the taste of autumn. It may be because you have experienced youthful frivolity, spring breeze, melancholy and sleepiness, joys and sorrows, and a mixture of five flavors. Appreciating autumn is no longer purely about autumn colors and autumn mood, but also contains various insights about life.
17. Reach out and pick a ripe persimmon, eat it in your mouth and feel the soft and sweet feeling in your heart. Every year I collect a red leaf as a treasure, and there are already thirteen of them today. Whenever I harvest fruits, I have to ask my mother to leave some persimmon fruits hanging on the trees so that they can embellish the desolation of the trees after the leaves fall in winter and attract birds to come here to feed and sing.
18. Perhaps, this city was originally so dilapidated, with so many towers hidden in the mist and rain, and so many children looking down at them with sorrow, but the people living in this city have become slaves of the years and hurriedly followed. Counting the footsteps behind me in this fleeting time, after all, the young man's head has turned gray, and all the familiar things seem to be like a world away, thinking that this city has become old.
19. Friendship, like love, also has a shelf life. Think about how many friends you have no contact with exist silently in your address book. It’s not that I don’t want to contact you, it’s just that life is cruel, time and space change, and you and I have no intersection anymore. Instead of meeting each other, it’s better to miss each other, and instead of climbing up, it’s better to let fate happen. Life is just a journey, you pass by me, I pass by you, and then, we each practice and move forward.
20. "You can't be shameless as a person, but you must not be too shameless." How many geniuses with a glass heart have died on the road of jumping after being criticized for a few words. True inner strength means living in your own world, rather than living in the eyes and mouths of others. Life is nothing more than making others laugh, and then letting others laugh at you.
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