What is the funniest joke?

When my girlfriend and I went to the farmhouse for a holiday, we walked hand in hand around the field path at night when we were free. The sun went down, the wind blew away, traffic crossed the road, chickens and dogs heard each other, insects croaked and frogs croaked, what an idyllic scenery! ! When we arrived at the small pond, it was dark and the moon was bright. Suddenly I felt very strong and advised my girlfriend to get along well on the spot. My girlfriend couldn't stand my temptation and acquiesced shyly. Then I threw myself into a small bed covered with straw and hugged a few. My girlfriend said, no, it's too difficult. I had to put up with the wolf's ambition and then embrace it. I don't want to suddenly sit alone in the straw pile! ! Scared me to run! ! He coughed and said, dude, don't hold back, or we will panic. (& gt_ & lt)……

Tell me about a friend of mine. At that time, when we were in high school, a friend who stayed in school fell in love with the river as a freshman.

This man is a master. . . . Once in a multimedia class, we watched the movie Notre Dame de Paris. Because the English teacher arranged a feeling of retrospection, everyone watched it carefully.

On the way, the teacher went out to go to the toilet, and when he came back, he habitually turned on the light. It turns out that the buddy sitting in the front row is not normal with her girlfriend. Take a closer look. My buddy is touching his girlfriend. The girl blushed with excitement.

The teacher shouted! ! What are you doing? ? ! !

There was silence in the class. . . . . .

My buddy smiled gently. Oh, there is a bug on her leg. She's scared. I'll get it for her.

The teacher was speechless. . . . . .

A few friends and I are entertainment students in college, and everything is based on happiness, just like I became the president of the Literature Society of our department and met the president of our student union (our president is a rare mature beauty ...). In 2005, do you still remember? You always advocate higher education! Banners, posters and slogans are all over the street. This is what is written on the blackboard bulletin board at the entrance of our teaching building. One day, I went to post the activity notice of our literature club and added a punctuation mark on a whim: advanced, sex education! After the change, I was very happy and smiled. Three days later. The propaganda department changed the slogan to: advanced education! After reading it, I didn't agree, so I called a sentence: advanced education! ! ! hey-hey-hey ..........................................................................................................................................................................

One more thing, mine, I was drunk once, and my brain only turned, which was very uncomfortable.

I suddenly want to pee, but I can't find my own toilet (alas, I only blame the backwardness of public utilities in China. . . . . . )。 At first, I endured going out to play with my friends. Later, I couldn't help it, and I was going to find a remote place to take a break.

After turning several corners, I vaguely found a small place, which was very remote. I am very happy. Take JJ out to pee. . . . .

Suddenly, two pairs of eyes stared at me from the corner of their eyes. . . . . . Scared me almost to incontinence.

I just looked at a pair of lovers who looked like students and looked at me with incredible eyes.

As soon as I saw that my spring scenery was over, I went on walking.

Then whistle and leave. . . . . . . .

Mention another one, mine. When I was in high school, I often went out to meet my girlfriend. Of course, I will go to a dark place. It was the winter of senior three, and it was very cold. My girlfriend and I went to hug each other under some big trees by the pond to keep warm. Ambiguous movements are naturally some. Suddenly, my wife said shyly that someone was eavesdropping. I've been making out. Where? My girlfriend stood on tiptoe, her little eyes rolled around my shoulder and said, on the ice in the river, among the reeds. I whispered, you have been screaming. Say, pinch your girlfriend's chest and her girlfriend will scream twice. I quietly grabbed a stone and threw it out. I snorted ................................................................................................................................................................... ... \ o/...

It's also about drinking, my buddy's. I have a friend named Liu. Lao Liu is more comfortable, with a good income and a lot of wealth, but he doesn't find a wife. He said that there are plenty of women who take money at will ... (Obviously the nouveau riche has no quality, but it is very interesting to his brother). One day, we went to a restaurant to drink, and everyone compared. I must have a massage on my way back. I'm quite resistant (statement, I'm not looking down on those employees, I'm afraid of being dirty. )。 Later, I couldn't resist his nagging and went. During the massage, Lao Liu took a fancy to the massage girl and had to be executed on the spot. The woman shouted: big brother, don't, we don't do this here! ! If Lao Liu doesn't do it, he has to do it! Tough as Cuba! The boss also came (female) and said, big brother, we are in serious business and don't sell. . Lao Liu stood up naked and shouted: No? Why not open the door? Then he said to me, Xiao Wang, come and check this shop tomorrow! I almost laughed at that time. I put up with it for a long time and snorted and said, ok, I'll go back and fill out a form. ..... The boss looked at it and winked at the girl. Liu pretended to be angry, hugged the girl naked and went to another room! ! Ha ha ha ... Results A week later, Lao Liu was infected with sexually transmitted diseases and went to Beijing for treatment for three months. The medical expenses are more than 20 thousand yuan. ……(^o^)……

This article is taken from The Wanderer.