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Selected remarks about the post-00s generation

They are a group of energetic young people born in the 00s. They like to be different, and they like to talk full of personality. I have compiled some of the posts of the post-00s generation. Selected talk, I hope those born in 2000 will like it.

Selected remarks about the post-00 generation

1. Youth is a group of young people who are coming of age

2. I don’t know why I get excited when I hear the bell rings.

3. You are a scar in my heart, and it always hurts when I recall you.

4. During class, have you ever imagined that the electric fan will fall down? It’s the one above the teacher’s head.

5. A pair of people for life. That's an ancient thing. What is modern is that there are many people every day, and the mistresses all over the place are really ecstatic.

6. In my next life, I will be a man’s heart. If I don’t beat, you will all die.

7. Amulet, what you protect is the body, not the heart.

8. We are strangers who are alienated from each other, and we use tears to show off our last stubbornness.

9. The head teacher shouted: "Students who didn't come, raise their hands for me?"

10. The dead vines and old trees are like crows; they are not allowed to go home from school; they fail in the surprise naked test; they are simply talking in their sleep.

11. After five more visits, it will be winter vacation. When I saw this sentence, my world lit up.

12. A word of borrowing money can silence many people and make many people learn to lie.

13. We are all madmen, wandering in this hypocritical world.

14. Teacher: Why are there so many typos in your paper? Student: Because I use Pinyin input method.

15. The night before school starts, my country’s electricity consumption will skyrocket.

16. No matter what shortcomings you have, you can always say they are inherited. This is a great excuse!

17. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate It’s a pig! She yelled: Your deskmate is a pig!

18. I try to do my best but I really can’t please everyone

19. Many college students The tragedy is that after learning the art of slaying dragons, I took the knife but could not find the dragon.

20. I broke up with him, very peacefully. I asked, "Can we be friends in the future?" He smiled, "Always have been?"

21. Time is like water, always speechless. If you are well, it will be sunny.

22. Don’t touch my things, otherwise you will become mentally ill.

23. My heart is blocked and the sudden flood of tears turns out to be my own fault.

24. Those who should leave will eventually leave, even though there are millions of reluctances to leave.

25. When I knew that I was wrong, it was already too late. I want to know when you will forgive me?

26. Teacher, you only know how to notify parents and threaten me. What a hero!

27. Life is like angry birds. Every time you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

28. Teacher, I have saved my homework for the winter vacation, and I have feelings. Why don't we make it? . .

29. You paddle two boats and row beautifully.

30. Failed mathematics? Normal! Do you use functions when you go shopping for groceries?

31. I have to admit that I am a layman, and I prefer selfish people in my heart.

32. I am a passer-by in your life, and you are the eternal anchor of my life.

33. Long-term ghostwriting of elementary school homework during winter and summer vacations. Beating classmates for primary school students, the charging standard is NT$ for winter vacation homework and NT$ for summer vacation homework.

34. Falling in love during the student days and getting married are the most proud things in life

35. What’s going on? Hunan Satellite TV didn’t broadcast Princess Princess during the winter vacation. Could it be? What omen? Smile evilly. . .

36. The winter vacation homework is: you write one, and the teacher writes one and reads it. .

37. During that time when we were drifting with the tide, we lost each other.

38. It’s your business to talk or not, and it’s mine to listen or not. You have no control over my affairs!

39. There is a tree in the university called Gaoshu, and many people hang on it.

40. Life is so short, why should the results of an exam affect our mood.

41. My mother summed up the reason why I gained weight in just eight words: I can’t keep my mouth shut, and I can’t move my legs.

42. When I graduate, should I erect a monument in my dormitory to commemorate my youth?

43. There are no bad students, only teachers who cannot educate.

44. My youth is dedicated to the man called compulsory education.

45. When you were kissing her, did you suddenly think that I had bitten your lip hard?

46. The most terrifying thing is that you tell your best friend the truth, but he or she treats it as a joke to others.

47. The reason why you are too lazy to make new friends is because you are too lazy to explain your life from scratch.

48. If you don’t love, don’t love. Don’t be reluctant to leave and let this wrong love end soon.

49. In the end, I found that you are more and more important to me, and I need you less and less.

50. Computer, don’t do this. Let me go. I am a person with homework.

51. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

52. God gives us youth and acne.

53. Teacher, you can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

54. Ever since I set the alarm clock to worry, I have been crawling out of bed every day. , never late.

55. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

56. Homework junior, please respect yourself, I am a person who has winter vacation.

57. What’s so strange about being thin? My sister has been thin before, but have you ever been fat?

58. The main symptom of bad students nowadays is that the class atmosphere is ruined. Even dogs can’t be chased away after class.

59. Today, I went to fish for QQ drift bottles. I fished out one, but it collapsed!? Another bottle?

60. No matter how the world treats me, I will always be an unbeatable little strong man. . . .

61. Sitting in front of the computer and not knowing what to do, but not wanting to turn it off.

62. The current holidays include summer vacation and winter vacation, winter vacation and National Day, National Day and May Day, and May Day and weekend.

63. When you stop posting and talking over and over again, it means you have really matured.

64. There have been too many days when a person fell into boundless loneliness facing the clear lamp and the solitary wall.

65. Once upon a time, you were the flowers of the motherland, growing vigorously. Now, you are the red apricots of the motherland, collectively climbing over the wall.

66. Every time I see a handsome guy, I always feel a little guilty, and I always wonder how I can have anything to do with him.

67. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller. I am willing to lose ten pounds in exchange.

68. Those who study in the first year of high school are stupid coins, those who don’t study in the second year of high school are stupid coins, and those in the third year of high school know how to learn stupid coins.

69. God! Please give me back all the pocket money I have had since childhood!

70. Sister, I can’t play chess, calligraphy and painting, and I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking.

71. What’s wrong with having a girl? Even if you use some sanitary napkins, you can save a batch of sanitary napkin factories!

72. Teacher, don’t stare at me all the time. Stare again and I'll charge you!

73. No matter who you are, no matter middle school or high school, teachers say we are always the worst class in recent years.

74. I am a shy boy. I like a girl but don’t have the courage to confess to her. I hope everyone can give me courage.

75. Cherish the people in front of you, it’s really not easy. Good night everyone, go to bed early, and by the way, don't forget the flowers.

76. I finally understand why adults don’t let minors fall in love because we at this age should not have to bear this.

77. After graduation, the only regret I have is that I haven’t been to the men’s room.

78. Teacher, it’s not my fault that I love to sleep. It’s because your mouth is so hypnotic!

79. -Maybe you are not looking for a signature, but just looking for a mood. .

80. Me: Dad! I’m going to watch the meteor shower with my girlfriend tomorrow night. Dad: Then remember to bring a raincoat.

81. Twelve, school has started, and the relationship between the two is over, but---there will be an angel named Winter Vacation who loves you for me.

82. For the exam, I only expected a score of 60, because my dad told me that a score of 59 is a disability and a score of 61 is a waste.

83. If two people are in love, no matter how much obstruction is made, it will be an excuse.

84. Today I broke the electric fan at home. My dad said: If you are okay , I will have sunny weather, if not, I will have thunder.

85. It was late at night, and I suddenly wanted to study, but unfortunately there was a power outage. When I found the candle, it was already dawn.

86. Before the tears in the corners of my eyes dried, another drop fell on the dust. From now on, say goodbye to tears. ;