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After all, you are just a secret lover who cannot be seen in the light.
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On the last day of 2016, New Year’s Eve, Mr. Zhao and several leaders of the company dined with several new lecturers. There were a group of men at the wine table, but only one lecturer brought a woman. She seemed a little out of place sitting among them.
As for her identity, everyone knew that she was the "mistress" that the lecturer was hooking up with outside.
After the banquet started, everyone took turns pouring wine, and they all asked the woman politely if she drank. The woman smiled shyly and declined. Mr. Zhao and his group were afraid that the woman would be embarrassed, so they tried to persuade her to give in with jokes several times. Seeing that she always refused, they stopped insisting and asked the waiter to serve her drinks specially.
After that, everyone began to toast in turn, and when they came to the woman, they also toasted together. Let her use drinks instead of wine, so she couldn't be left out in the cold. Everything went well at first, and everyone called the woman "sister-in-law" or "sister-in-law" when toasting. When Mr. Huang of the company was toasting, he called the woman "sister-in-law", which made everyone embarrassed, especially the woman. A group of people all understand what this title means. She is the younger sister-in-law, and the one in the family is the elder sister-in-law!
However, everyone thought Huang was joking and just laughed it off without taking it to heart. Who knew that during the subsequent toast, Mr. Huang was confused at what point he was calling "sister-in-law" without realizing the embarrassment he had caused to others. Mr. Zhao sat next to him and in a hurry touched him with his foot several times to hint him, but he still couldn't stop him from blurting out the name!
At this time, the lecturer and the woman next to him were completely embarrassed. The woman's face was red and she lowered her head and said nothing. The lecturer, after being stunned for a moment, looked around the crowd, cleared his throat and explained: "You have misunderstood, she is just my friend, not my 'sister-in-law'" , Stop calling me sister-in-law!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the woman beside him suddenly turned her head and looked at him in disbelief. After she realized her gaffe, she turned back, His expression instantly dropped.
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Next, when everyone continued to toast, the woman no longer substituted drinks for wine. She took the bottle next to her and filled it herself and clinked glasses with the person toasting. . After drinking a few drinks, her face turned red as she was not good at drinking, but she still seemed to feel that it was not enough. She stood up and took the wine glass to respond to everyone one by one, drinking it down in a venting mood.
In the end, she was drunk, crying and vomiting next to her, completely ignoring the occasion and not caring about face. The lecturer looked very unhappy, so he could only say hello to everyone and take her away first!
After Mr. Zhao came back, he told me the incident at the banquet as a joke. I know that this kind of thing is a joke in the eyes of men. Everyone just laughed and made fun of it, and no one really cared about the woman's feelings!
But as a woman, I felt the deep bitterness and despair in that woman’s heart. Because her identity is too sensitive and embarrassing, Mr. Huang's unintentional address made the two guilty people restless; because such an identity has never been exposed to the light, she actually longs for recognition more than anyone else in her heart; because her identity is her weakness, she will Losing all reason after being denied, losing her composure in such social occasions, and losing face...
It sounds very sad, but she does not deserve to be pitied at all!
This is the adult world. You have the right to choose, but you must also bear the consequences of your choice.
If you continue to move forward even though you know it is the wrong path, then you will have to bear the contempt and criticism of others, and have your teeth broken and swallowed with blood!
Similarly, if you are willing to be the extra third party outside his marriage, you will have to endure the pain of being denied and unable to see the light of day!
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For men, there are only three reasons for looking for a "mistress":
But no matter what the situation is, you can start from the "three The chance of becoming a regular person is pitifully low. In the end, he can only be a shady underground lover!
Just like Jackie Chan, the famous "playboy" in the entertainment industry, apart from the "Little Dragon Girl" mother and daughter disclosed by the media, who knows how many individual women or "Little Dragon Sons" he has outside. But the only people he acknowledged in public were his wife Lin Fengjiao and their son Jaycee Chan.
Therefore, even if Jaycee Chan's drug addiction disappoints him, he still has to work hard to find a relationship for this son, because that is the only son he recognizes. As for Wu Qili and "Little Dragon Girl" who are also his women and children, he completely ignores them, because that is a stain that he cannot see the light of!
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Men have always been the most realistic animals. They know how to weigh the pros and cons, and they know how to play around. He will not divorce easily for you. Not to mention that he and his wife have been in a relationship for many years and will not let go easily. He will also carefully consider the gains and losses for himself. Divorce due to extramarital affairs will have a huge impact on his family, reputation, career, connections, and especially property. He has lost so much for you, but he is not stupid, so he will naturally know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages!
What he wants is just to "keep the red flag at home and the colorful flags fluttering outside" and put you in a position where you cannot see the light to satisfy his own selfish desires! But you were blinded by his so-called "true love" and the little profit he gave you, and you were willing to give everything for him and bear all the infamy!
Of course, I do not deny the fact that there are "mistresses" in power. For example, the most famous ones are Wendi Deng and Rupert Murdoch. However, such a woman's skills and mind are definitely incomparable to others, and you ask yourself if she has that much ability? There is another situation in which you may also succeed in getting the upper hand. That is when his wife discovers your affair and dislikes that man very much. She feels that "a bitch and a dog are a perfect match" and she is afraid to avoid him. But you happily accepted the rags she left behind and continued to repeat the nightmare she had gone through!
Except for these two situations, your road to the top must be extremely bumpy and bumpy, and you will keep struggling like a clown. In the end, you will make that man tired of it, and he will pack you up and throw you away, making him a life-long shadow. stain!
And you, why bother? The best time, unable to show its glory around him, can only hide in the darkness and wait for his mercy! Why not give yourself to the right person and let your own unique brilliance bloom in the sun?
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