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Align the granularity

Alignment granularity, an Internet buzzword, is a kind of workplace slang.

Alignment granularity in "The Annual Meeting Can't Stop!" " was mentioned many times in "Dapeng, who plays Hu Jianlin, mentioned in an interview that he believes that "aligning granularity" actually means making all details known to both parties.

《The annual meeting cannot be stopped! "" is written and directed by Dong Runnian, with Ying Luojia as screenwriter and producer, starring Dapeng, Baike, Zhuang Dafei, Wang Xun as the lead, Sun Yizhou as a friendly star, and Li Naiwen as a special guest. The film tells the story of a fitter, Hu Jianlin, who was transferred to the group headquarters by accident and became a gold collar worker. He exposed the factory's corrupt executives at the group's annual meeting and ultimately saved the factory. The film will be released in mainland China on December 29, 2023.

Other Internet buzzwords are as follows:

1. Confirming eyes. That is to say, it is confirmed from the eyes, which comes from a lyric in JJ Lin's "Drunk Red Cliff": "Confirmed the eyes, I met the right person." This year's popular "confirmed eyes" on the Internet only means "confirmed" and "screening" The meaning of "pass" is not necessarily related to "eyes".

2. Lemon essence. It was originally used to ridicule others, and its meaning is similar to "jealousy". Sometimes it is also used on oneself, that is, for self-deprecation. "I have lemon juice on my first birthday" is equivalent to "I am envious." Sometimes it is also said as "I am lemon" or "I am sour".

3. We don’t know, and we don’t dare to ask. It has the meaning of a cold joke. It originally meant to ridicule when you see something that you don't understand or can't explain. Later, it evolved into making fun of someone or something rather neutral and funny.

4. He is a werewolf. It evolved from "is a ruthless person" and means "a little more ruthless than a ruthless person". It is usually used to make fun of someone who does things unconventionally, but it can achieve miraculous results, giving people an unexpected and powerful feeling.