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Thank you for giving me the pain of going straight to the nerve endings.
I have never been stingy with my good night, but it is not ordinary people who can hear me say good morning.
You say that dreams are out of reach, but you never get up early.
4. Is the strangeness of old age and death my long-term affection for you?
5, porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night, and people who cheat you will tell you more than people who love you.
No one really likes being friends, but love is hopeless, so let friendship lie for me.
7. Thank you for giving me pain that goes straight to the nerve endings.
8. If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?
9. Unless you like each other, all likes are sad.
10, later, you became fond of laughing, but your heart was barren and nothing grew.
1 1. When you can't let go, think more about how the other party let you go.
12, I heard that there are others around you.
13. How many detours do you have to take for the rest of your life to find someone who loves you?
14, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. If you are not afraid of thousands of people blocking you, you are afraid of turning yourself in.
15, the pillow is full of moldy dreams, and the dreams are full of people who can't get it.
16, if the heart has no habitat, it wanders around.
Tell me about neurasthenia. Talk about neurasthenia circle of friends.
1. Nothing else, please let me stop my neurasthenia as soon as possible. It's terrible. I won't forgive him for being forced to die alive by them. Whatever you do-it hurts me so much. Why am I going through this?
Ok, I know what's going on. I've been tortured by overtime recently. I want to come up and see you and recharge my batteries. As a result, I soon became angry with the small workshop, baby.
3. A suggestion, absolutely before going to bed! Absolutely! Don't think about it! After posting Weibo last night, my ex-boyfriend and he appeared in the dream. Who would have thought I would wake up at 4: 30? At this rate, I will have a nervous breakdown.
4. Is there any good way to stop the person next to you from snoring or stop him from snoring? I am awakened by snoring every day, fearing that I will be nervous in the long run …
5. Insomnia, the children sleeping in my upper bunk don't know how many plastic bags and food bags are making noises over and over again. Every time my heart is alert, I feel really nervous, alas.
6. Dreaming every night is a ticket. I woke up with nothing and had a nervous breakdown recently. Seeing this blog is worthwhile, and he has been looking forward to it.
7. Are you really too old to sleep or nervous? I went to bed at five o'clock the night before yesterday, woke up at eleven o'clock yesterday and didn't go back to sleep.
8. From touching the pillow before to waking up in the middle of the night for several days, I'm afraid I'll have a nervous breakdown. Why don't you try buying a bottle of beer tomorrow night?
9. Poor sleep quality. Sleeping lightly feels like neurasthenia. I really want to have a good sleep without being awakened. The kind who sleeps deeply can't sleep well at night. I have to get up early to go to work by bus the next morning. I don't know how long I can hold on. I don't feel well.
10. I wonder if it is neurasthenia. I woke up at the sound in the middle of the night. I looked everywhere for a long time before I found it. It seems that I will really forget what I have done and said before. Only when I saw what I left behind in the past did I realize that I thought so. There is no streaky horse. There is no money.
1 1. I think if I can't have a good sleep again, I will have a nervous breakdown ... It's really hard to feel sleepy and unable to sleep!
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13. Insomnia, my heart is pounding, and I can't sleep like chicken blood. I thought it was menstrual irritability. Later, I learned that it is too difficult for me to drink a cup of tea before going to bed, and my head is bald.
14. Sleep at four o'clock every day and wake up at eight or nine o'clock. I finally fell asleep at twelve today and woke up at four. How did this happen? I had a nervous breakdown.
15. An invisible mosquito will make you nervous. . . I haven't slept well for several days, so I want to sleep early today. As a result, the old aunt upstairs has been skipping rope intermittently. . . I don't know where I got the energy to jump for so long. . .
16. The more you look at it, the more you get scared. Whatever! I don't have to drive myself crazy. There is no hope from now on, so I won't despair. I am tired, I am really exhausted and nervous. I choose to let go and liberate everyone.
17. I just want to have a good sleep. Why do I have nightmares every night? Does anyone know what to do about neurasthenia? Severe neurasthenia.
18. I haven't had contact with any friends of the opposite sex outside of work in recent months. Autism is terrible, neurasthenia, and I feel like a psycho.
19. What medicine can cure my paranoia? Very serious. I can't sleep all night when I'm sick. I am afraid that I will be forced to have a nervous breakdown one day!
20. The alarm clock at seven o'clock upstairs is still ringing at eight o'clock every day. At present, I am depressed and nervous. I can only get up every day, pick up the Bluetooth stereo and play rock songs to cheer myself up. It's pathetic.
2 1. Okay, okay, okay, why don't you go to bed first and I'll stay up later? ! ! I was so nervous that I burst into laughter. Do you think I am a dead pig? I wanted to go to bed early. In the early hours of the morning, everyone is not young. Can you pay attention to health care? Grow old fast!
22. Frequent night shifts make me really, a little overwhelmed. Chat with IELTS today She joked: you may not pass this? Me: Teacher, don't talk nonsense. I've been very fragile recently. I may cry and feel really rubbish. I think I'm going to have a nervous breakdown again ... it may take 1 to fall asleep.
23. On Tanabata, my little lover wouldn't let me have a good sleep and started crying early in the morning ... My old mother really couldn't come, and I couldn't bear to sleep with you, and I was going to have a nervous breakdown. ...
24. I really feel nervous breakdown. Since Xiaomi lived in my house for a few days, he cried at five o'clock every day. Now that I have left early, my biological clock automatically wakes up at five o'clock. I am as depressed as marijuana every day.
Weekend WeChat Friends Circle Classic WeChat Friends Circle Talk about mood phrases on weekends.
1. Music promotes the pace of friendship. Life is like a road. The days we walked together will be remembered forever. Please don't care about the ups and downs of life. Please accept my wishes for the weekend.
For you, a week is always full of dreams, and I always miss you. That tidal wave of emotions is conveyed to you through autumn wind and radio waves: the weekend is finally here, happy!
The weekend is here, the pressure is gone, and the mood is better. Play, make noise and forget all your troubles and worries; Being accompanied by family and friends is warm and happy. Good mentality, not fidgety, happy every day like a weekend. Have a nice weekend!
4. Work hard and serve the country seriously. How many people are willing to make progress and be promoted and raised? Running around, I'm so busy that I ache all over. Family reunion, plain is true! Did friends and family spend the weekend together?
When the weekend comes, please be prepared to resist pressure. I will put warmth and sweetness in your heart and make you breathless. Put happiness in your heart and make you helpless; Put good luck into your body and make you breathless; Tying the god of love to you makes it difficult for you to move. Just for you to remember me, how can you not contact me at the weekend? Wish you a happy and sweet life!
6. Stay at the weekend alarm, let you relax, rush to the weekend for leisure, let you be free and happy, blend into the weekend life, let you release sweetness, get into the weekend secret language, let you enjoy it, and wish you a happy weekend!
7. Be in a good mood on weekends, practice stretching your legs and feet, and be free. Keeping flowers and birds is very important. Self-cultivation, bubble bath health is the most important. May you always smile and report sweetly and warmly!
8. I will rub your legs on weekends, because you will be very tired after running in my mind for five days; I want to hug you at the weekend, because you smile and watch me sleep every day, and it's sweet to think about it; Dear, the weekend is coming, I will tell you my lovesickness, and I will accompany you anywhere on the weekend.
9. Holding Monday's hand, your heart is shaking, holding Tuesday's hand, your tears are flowing, holding Wednesday's hand, you dare not turn back, holding Thursday's hand, you keep shouting, holding Friday's hand, and finally look forward to the end, holding the weekend's hand, you are reluctant to leave. Have a nice weekend!
10. Send away the busy days in a hurry, forget the troubles of the days happily, and welcome the relaxed days happily. The weekend is over. I hope you have a good mood!
1 1. Monday is sad, Tuesday is depressed, Wednesday is anxious, Thursday is looking forward to it, Friday is beautiful, the weekend is coming, with information, send blessings, surround yourself with happiness, be accompanied by good luck, and have a nice weekend.
12. Actually, the weekend is very short. As soon as I smoke a small cigarette and drink a small wine, the day passes; In fact, the weekend may be very long. I go shopping with my girlfriend and help her with her bag. It's only half past ten by my watch. In fact, my good friend, you are killing me. Let's get together this weekend!
13. It's the weekend and I'll send you a pair of couplets. The first part: I was too tired from work and got drunk on weekends. The second part: working too hard, making up for youth on weekends. Part two: Have a nice weekend.
14. If you are tired, just rest on the sofa. Anyway, there is room; Get something delicious to taste when you are hungry. You have time anyway. Open the text message when you are free. In short, it is good-looking. Have a nice weekend.
15. Finally, send a text message to wish: I wish you a happy mood for leisure and entertainment, get together with friends and family, have a relaxing weekend, work more smoothly next week, and double your salary and bonus. Have a nice weekend!
16. You don't have to deal with piles of work or look at the face of the leader. I am finally looking forward to a happy weekend. Put aside the troubles of work, walk into a free life, sing happy songs, hold hands with family members and enjoy family happiness, and feel more comfortable and happy. Have a nice weekend!
17. Five days of hard work is over and two days of happiness are ushered in. The pressure completely dissipated. A happy family is full of smiles, greetings and blessings are uninterrupted, and it is pleasant to meet each other after a brief encounter. Love and friendship are infinite. Going out to play is full of fun, and happiness is always pervasive. When you receive the message, you are happy. Have a nice weekend.
18. Demolition notice: Because of your sad face, listlessness, aggravation of depression and soaring worry index recently, you especially need to tear down that sad old wall and move to a happy new house. Execute immediately, without any mistakes!
19. Autumn branches, autumn leaves and autumn grass are yellow, autumn clouds and autumn moon are cool, autumn chrysanthemum and autumn geese are busy with autumn harvest, autumn rain is cool, autumn sentiment is lingering and the weather is cool. Friends, remember to add autumn clothes, don't catch cold!
20. Called Xia Chan, the willows are falling, and the summer scenery is infinitely good; The breeze is noisy, white clouds float by, and you run freely. The weekend is over, just laugh happily, throw away all your troubles and let the sun shine on you. Find a pure land and repair a tired heart; Appreciate a scenery and let the happy footsteps move forward; Sleep late and forget your troubles; Send a blessing to make you happy in the distance.
2 1. Today is the weekend. Are you up now? Open your eyes, stretch your waist, yawn, wash your face and freshen up. Mention happiness, carry it on your back, bring peace and happiness, let's go for an outing together!
22. God told me. He doesn't go to work today, so we can do our own thing to the fullest. Oh, by the way, he asked me to tell you that you don't have to go to work these two days and don't need you. Friend, it's the weekend. Have a nice weekend.
23. If it rains in early winter, I wish you a catwalk, not afraid of the long road and the high mountains. I wish you happiness. The sun rises very early, expecting your smile. Looking through the autumn water, it is good to see your smile. I don't have many friends, so I would like to report every day. May happiness surround you, embrace you in health and grow old with you!
Think of me this weekend! Think about it, think about me, all my money is foreign! If you don't miss me, mine will be stuttered by my mouth, and Doby will keep laughing!
25. It's not hard to say hello on weekends when you are busy until Friday. There are no worries in life, but more hardships in diet. Keep a good mood and be as strong as a tiger. Happiness and wishful thinking, good luck is countless. The weekend is coming, I wish you happiness!
26. Time runs like water, and it will be finished in five days. It's the weekend again, and I'm in a particularly good mood. Everything goes well and there are no worries around. Friends wish you happiness. Feelings rely on contact and return with sincerity. Say hello more, and friendship will not run away. The news has arrived. Good luck. Have a nice weekend!
27. Forget the coffee and relax; Put aside your troubles and embrace the air deeply; Unload fatigue and enjoy peace quietly; Contact friends, really don't forget friendship. The weekend is here, I wish you a happy and satisfied life!
28. When the weekend comes, the relaxed sunshine shines on you, eliminating busyness and troubles. Happy clear water surrounds you, good luck blooms in different ways, and I am free to laugh with you. Friends wish me happiness, I am in a good mood!
29. When the weekend comes, laugh wildly and enjoy it desperately. Play to make public, beautiful to play around; Let troubles go to hell and sadness go to heaven; I wish you a happy heart and a bright future!
Flowers want rain and dew, birds want blue sky, and we want Sunday. Close your eyes and make a wish silently. Good dreams will come true soon. Have a nice weekend!
3 1. A meteor passed by and I made a wish on it. I wish you happiness, peace and good luck. After a while, the meteor flew back: I can only make one wish.
32. Don't be too tired at work, don't be too depressed, drink more water if you have nothing to do, get together more on weekends, friendship is the most precious, friends are sincere, life is more interesting, and happiness follows every day!
33. As time goes by, friendship is still profound, time goes by, friendship is still sincere, time goes by, blessings are still warm, friends, it's cold, take care when you go out, and I wish you all good and happiness.
34. Take a break when it's time. Don't get tired of bluffing. Only by protecting the revolutionary capital well can we create more beauty. Relax at work and have a nice weekend!
35. I hope all the short messages will come. You love me, and I want a good life. I will go to all my troubles, and I will be happy in the end. Have a nice weekend and be happy every day!
36. The mood of the weekend is so charming that all the worries and worries are bent. When you go shopping, why not waste money, call friends and live a happy and coquettish life. Rest, sleep or play, just because there is less time. Lonely, invited by a sincere friend, I am still.
37. The weekend is still on the edge, waiting for your smile to light it up. Let's put aside a week's work and enjoy singing happily. Weekend is a beautiful girl, let you fall asleep gently and sweetly. Lucky weekend!
38. Golden sunshine warms people's hearts; The flaming maple leaves make my thoughts flow at my fingertips; The blue sea is full of warm space; The lush forests make happiness stronger and stronger. Friend, I wish you a happy late autumn!
39. Work is the release of energy, friends are the source of happiness, greetings are the breeze, and blessings are sweet wishes. I wish my dear friends a happy weekend and a blooming mood!
40. Hold your wife's hand and hug your child again. The family is very warm on weekends. Have a bowl of braised pork and a few sips of wine. You are free and happy, happy every day and happy weekends.
Talking about the Loneliness of WeChat Friends Circle
First, the madness of waiting took away her happiness day by day, just like a silkworm spinning silk, leaving only an empty skin to suffer in pain.
Second, from now on, please be strong in the city without me. And I, I will heal in a city without you.
Third, how many people's memories record those unscrupulous youths.
Fourth, love or not is wasted in time. I don't want to say that the ending slipped away, but I have to always care about the result, which makes people confused.
Who are you when all your enthusiasm is exhausted?
6. Some things can only be told to yourself, and some secrets can only be told to friends. Some pains can only be endured silently, but you should save yourself.
Seven, in fact, I am just a nameless little tree, born in a lonely wilderness and growing in an unnoticed corner.
Eight, don't try to keep a person who is about to leave, what you use to keep him, he will take it away.
The worst thing in life is not to lose someone you love, but to lose yourself because you love someone too much.
I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely.
Eleven, the feeling of loving you is bitter, and the feeling of hating you is astringent; It's a little extravagant to have you, and too melancholy to lose you.
Twelve, relatives will always forgive, because you are their child; Lovers are always unforgivable because we are all children.
Thirteen, we always hold the happiness of the left hand, but forget the loneliness of the right hand.
Fourteen, a flower, picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I couldn't remember it when the rain stopped; A road, walking for a long time, can't go to the end after dark.
15. When you are suffering, you are growing up.
We are so absorbed in our wounds that we forget to hold the outstretched hand of others.
I love you in my way, but you say I don't know you, but I want to tell you that what I give you is not necessarily what you want, but what I give you is what I think is the best.
Eighteen, when I love you, you despise me. When you turn your head to love me, I won't wait for you.
Nineteen, people who are destined will always be together, and those who are not destined to be different. Unfinished fate will be cherished in the afterlife. If there is no reincarnation, this life has been negative. When we meet in 2008, just give me a back and let me know that you have been to my world. ...
I'd rather be parallel to him and never intersect, but I can always look at him and stay beautiful. Because if -Dan intersects, it will get farther and farther after that point.
Twenty-one, irritable people are sensitive, sensitive people are strong, strong people are stubborn, stubborn people are simple, simple people are naive, and naive people are lacking in mind.
Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.
Twenty-three, forget a person, not stop thinking, but occasionally think about it, but there is no wave in my heart. True forgetfulness requires no effort.
Twenty-four, the cost of caring for a person is too high, to be enthusiastic, to bear disappointment, to consume time and spirit. This is a matter of making a sure profit.
Sometimes, we feel that we have come to the end, but in fact it is only the end of our hearts. No matter how deep despair is, it is a process and there is always an end.
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