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Humorous jokes suitable for primary school students are suitable for primary school students to share in class.
It is said that a little boy rushed to the police station and said to the police: no, no, my father had a fight with his neighbor! Go now! Or someone will die! Dad had a fight with his neighbor! Go now! Or someone will die!
The policeman asked: When did it start?
Almost half an hour.
Then why didn't you report it earlier?
It was my dad who got the upper hand just now, and now I think he is going to suffer!
Never drink water.
The baby accidentally swallowed an orange.
The neighbor's little brother said to him, you must never drink water. My brother said,' When seeds get water and nutrients, they will sprout and grow'. If you drink water, orange trees will grow on your head!
2. "Don't borrow"
On a crowded bus, a little boy kept sniffling, which was unbearable for a woman standing opposite him.
She asked softly, son, do you have a handkerchief?
So what if there is? The little boy shouted angrily, I won't lend it to you!
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