A letter from Tang Priest to Bajie

The Tang Priest is Pig's master. Although Pig is usually naughty and has a coquettish attitude towards women, Pig still listens to his master. The following is a letter from Tang Priest to Bajie that I shared with you. Welcome to read and learn.

Tang Priest's letter to Bajie

Bajie's disciple:

How are you recently? Tell you a message, I'm leaving, and I'm going to study in the west. Don't worry about me, this is my helpless choice after careful consideration.

in the distant past, our master and apprentice learned from Tianzhu and returned to Beijing. What a beautiful scene it was. The welcoming crowd, the jubilant ocean, and hundreds of thousands of fans shouted: "Tang Priest, Tang Priest, I love you, just like mice love rice?" Tears filled my eyes with excitement. Even the best emperor in China's history, Comrade Li Shimin, received me personally in spite of his busy schedule. How happy and glorious it is.

unfortunately, good flowers don't bloom often, and the good times don't last long. I have been studying Buddhism since I hid the scriptures in Yanta. Who knows that when I wake up, the world has changed. Look at the temple, where people are crowded and incense is flourishing. Monks are full of fat intestines, and one incense costs more than 1, yuan. When they see tourists, they want to "light up". There are Taoist priests who can tell fortune along the road in the park, and there are also true and false nuns and monks who travel around. Even Shaolin, which is famous all over the world, the abbot is holding a laptop, humming pop songs and driving a BMW. I kept calling my mobile phone and issuing business cards, developing and attracting investment, and selling land to attract investment.

I talked and preached with them. The leader said that I stuck to Buddhist scriptures and didn't know how to focus on "economy". He also forced me to issue an order as a monk: in the future, all monks should use English to recite scriptures, and they should be in line with the world. Offenders will not judge "professional titles". If you don't judge the title, how can you get it? Monks are good at cooking. If they don't get the title, they can only fetch water to cook and clean the courtyard forever. I fought for it, but people didn't listen. He also said that my education is not hard, and I have an Indian diploma, which does not belong to my national series, so I will not be promoted in the future. I only know what classics to study, but I don't know anything about "keeping pace with the times". Although you can peel onions with one finger, you are still on the bench. If you don't listen to the command again, you will be replaced by a turtle CEO and fired from your Tang Priest. Here. This is simply forcing monks to eat meat and force monks to go whoring. Tathagata Buddha yo. Guanyin bodhisattva. I am resentful and depressed. In the world, Lang Lang Gan Kun. Buddha's light can shine on all beings, so why not let me contribute my life to Buddhism? I am a great Buddhist country, but evil is everywhere.

Buddha said that there should be no evil sources in people's hearts. Liars can send text messages and call you every day to cheat you; Buddha said, people should not have greed. But public servants are busy with greed for money, greed for work, greed for pets, greed for money, and greed for sex. Buddha said, be merciful and give alms to the poor. It is the working people who donate the most money and materials to help the people in disaster relief; Buddha said, don't indulge. The Buddha also said that the Buddha stopped talking. Buddha, I'm so angry!

Bajie, I really regret that I didn't listen to your disciples, and I insisted on sticking to what Buddhist posts and promoting what Buddhism. You are a famous entrepreneur now, and your house in Xiulan International Garden, Gaolaozhuang, sells well. Here, all the monks above the department level have bought it, and some have bought more than one set. Yesterday, I saw you having dinner with the city leaders on TV, and I saw the young female secretary next to you making eyes at you. Bajie, I know that your charm index is relatively high now. Girls like you and say that you know amorous feelings and love women. I like your pig eyes with bedroom eyes and double eyelids best. Now, even your pork has appreciated. A few days ago, I met a toad. It said it didn't want to eat swan meat, and it wanted to eat pig's head for fear of bird flu. I also know that it's not right to say, "People are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not get hurt?" It's wrong to say, "You often walk by the river, how can you not get wet?" Anyway, whether you get hurt or wet your shoes, you have made mistakes in life before. At that time, how could the heavenly queen kick you into the pigsty if you were not jealous and stole Chang 'e's belt? Well, forget about the past. Anyway, you have to think about it. Those girls like what's in your bag. Also, you have to be worthy of Yulan, you are a husband and wife in trouble. Our master and apprentice went to learn the scriptures, and Miss Gao can wait for you in Gao Laozhuang for many years. Now, where are such girls? Lenin said: forgetting the past means betrayal. You can't be Chen Shimei. You just "spend" a little outside, but the red flag at home must not fall. This is very important, and it is necessary to examine the promotion and appointment of cadres in the future.

a month ago, your monkey brother came to see me and saw that I was wronged. He insisted on dragging me back to Huaguoshan with him, but I have my Buddhist career. For the sake of career, it's nothing to be wronged, what's more, there are many people who are wronged in China. The monkey left on his own in a fit of pique. I know he meant well. I'm leaving this time, and I don't know when I can meet you. Bajie, go and see him for me when you are free. Tell him that the master is thinking about him. He is a good monkey.

There is Friar Sand and Wujing. I heard that his life is rather difficult. My net is an honest man, neither stealing nor being lazy, nor being crafty or slippery, but I just didn't rush to a "well-off society". Now who is honest, as if who is a fool. His father had a heart attack bypass surgery last year, which cost tens of thousands of dollars and was in debt. This year, the child he adopted will be admitted to the university, and the child will study very well, saying that he must go to Tsinghua and Peking University, alas. He just has no money. This is my translation fee of 1, yuan. Bajie, you are a rich man, so take some out and let's help him together. "No matter how hard you suffer, you can't suffer children, and no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education." Children are the hope of our motherland in the future.

the letter is too long, but there seems to be a lot to say. I won't go to the west to study abroad this time. Now the diplomas from western schools are awesome, such as Oxford, Harvard, Cambridge and Yale. Both can, not to mention studying Buddhism and going to the west, even Chinese studies are going to the west. Besides, to go to the Western Heaven, we should take the Silk Road and pass through Xinjiang, Tibet and Afghanistan. The Taliban in Afghanistan, in particular, blew up the magnificent Bamiyan Buddha. Sin, goodness, goodness.

bajie, I'm leaving. You should unite sincerely and keep a low profile. When I come back from studying abroad, it will be the time to revive my Buddhism. At that time, we must build a harmonious society and recreate the original ecological beautiful homeland with clear water and blue sky without pollution.

eh? What happened to my white horse tied outside the door? Nowadays, this girl wants to find Prince Charming every day. If she can't find the prince, she steals the white horse. Hey, now I'm afraid of losing everything, but I'm not afraid of losing face.

Bajie's letter to Tang Priest

Dear Master:

Hello!

I should have answered your letter as soon as possible. Due to the busy business recently, I have been delayed for some time. I hope your old man will understand.

Master, in your letter, you criticized me for not lending money to Monkey Brother (I don't know how this boy chews my tongue behind my back). You don't know that I have my difficulties. Although I have made two dollars in these years, today this charity, tomorrow's Hope Project and the day after tomorrow's beauty pageant have all come to sponsor me, and my purse has already shrunk. The tax department also came to audit the accounts and urged tax evasion, 58 million yuan. I was so anxious to get rid of them that my mouth was soaked. These two days coincided with a fire in the backyard, and my group of concubines clamored for gold and silver, cars and villas every day? , several others are good to say, but my darling? Sister Chang 'e, you can't be wronged. I thought that at the beginning, I had a great effort to defeat my rival in love, such as Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings, before I caught her. At that time, I made a thousand wishes, and promised to give the title of Mrs. Chang 'e's sister huotang. But Gao Cuilan didn't want to divorce, and threatened to sue me in the supervision organ of the Commission for Discipline Inspection (I don't know when this bitch left a hand and made a detailed record of some of my activities over the years, which one was enough to sentence me to death). I owe it to sister Chang 'e, so I have to make up for it with money. Last week, at the international automobile trade exhibition, I saw that Ferrari had produced a new type of sports car, and it was also sprinkled with delicate needs. Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Lamborghini and Mercedes-Benz? What kind of famous car has not been driven? I can't help it, your apprentice. I just can't pass the woman.

Besides, since we got back from the Buddhist scriptures, that monkey has been doing nothing all day. Today, he is looking for one to drink and tomorrow, and the monkeys and grandchildren in fish begins to stink at the head and Huaguoshan are also fooling around all day. Can we not sit and eat in the sky? So they deserve it, not to mention the old adage that "save the poor if you are in emergency".

master, you blame me for building a weak building, which is a bean curd residue project, and say that I made a fortune without conscience. Master, you've wronged me too much. This project has been subcontracted to me six times. Who won't allocate the profits? What's more, I have to serve food to the safety supervision station and other departments. You said, how much profit do I have? I can't do business at a loss, so the steel bars are replaced with finer ones and the cement is replaced with inferior ones, and others do the same. I'm just a little lucky, disciple. At that time, the pile of soil on one side of the building was too high, and the foundation pit was being excavated in the underground garage on the other side. The pressure difference between the two sides of the building led to the collapse of the house, which was purely accidental. However, the weak building incident has led to the unprecedented prosperity of the tourism industry in Tiangong. The scene of the building collapse has been developed into a famous "tourist attraction" by the Tourism Bureau in recent days, and many immortals have gone to "visit" in an endless stream, and tickets have also earned a lot of money. This is my old pig's careless contribution to heaven.

Master, I advise you to be flexible and keep pace with the times. Look around. What the world is like? The health minister, the Antarctic immortal Weng, is making counterfeit drugs; the education minister, Wen Quxing, is selling high-tech cheating devices for scientific research to students; the Baihua Fairy is selling fake cosmetics; Yuanshi Tianzun is busy buying stocks to speculate in foreign exchange; the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are busy selling official hats among the immortals; and the Tathagata is selling Buddhist scriptures to all fairy houses? It's true that all the hustle and bustle in the sky is for profit, and all the hustle and bustle in the sky is for profit. You see, you are full of eight right paths, four truths, and twelve karma, and you are chanting "Amitabha, all evils and all goodness" all day long. Your pockets are empty, and the material foundation determines the superstructure. Will you have a position at home? Will your teacher and mother like you? I dare to advise you to put down your airs and adapt to the environment. You know that we are a nation that knows best about "survival of the fittest". Can you also open one? A lecture on "The Essence of Buddhist Thought and Enterprise Management" or something, and then a basic book will be published, which will guarantee you a lot of money. How many people whose fame is not as good as yours will rely on this to break out and gain both fame and fortune.

master, some business people will come to see me, so that's it. I'll talk to you later when I have a chance, or you can leave me a message on QQ.

bye!

Your favorite pupil, Zhu Wuneng

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