Sand sculpture and lovely circle of friends

1, I washed my hair and lost a lot of hair, but I'm not sad because I still have a head, but my head has nothing.

2, I cried, my tears along my natural silkworm, my charming nose, my full risorius, all the way to my pointed chin, and then pattered on my thin collarbone, so my tears flowed into my 36D, without any precautions.

I farted quietly, hoping the wind would blow it into your mouth.

4. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams, because Starbucks.

After the mountains and rivers are suspicious, there is nothing to do.

6. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate pepper and got numb next door.

7. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

8. "Thank you" and "You're welcome, you should thank."

9. If I 16 years old, I can whisper that I like you very much. If I am 26 years old, I can tell you loudly that I love you very much. It's a pity that I'm six years old and I can't give you anything. I have to go to primary school.

10 is gold, which I will spend forever.

1 1, I wish you a dream like a horse, and the more you ride, the more stupid you become.

12, hair is everywhere except on the head.

13. When I see other people's property is over 100 million, 1 billion, or several billion in their twenties, I will be 5 million, still a pixel.

14, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

15, the little fish asked the big fish: "Big fish ~, what do you like ~ happy ~ eat ~ Yao ~ ya ~" The big fish said: "I like ~ happy ~ eat ~ talk ~ slow ~ leisurely ~ little fish ~" The little fish said: "Oh.

16, hello everyone. Let me introduce my mother to you. Herdsman beat me unreasonable at the national level. The global spokesman scolded the permanent members of our association for not knocking at the door or opening the door.

17, your neck is really cute, with a pig's head on it.

18, once the network cable is unplugged, the resentment will go to TM.

19 I'm hungry. I am honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, fair and lovely. I can't eat.

20. I didn't go when Peking University was eligible to walk. For one thing, I can't adapt to the climate there, and for another, I can't walk.

2 1. There are two words in life that can open many doors for you: "pull" and "push".

22. I am a civilized person, and all the swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

24, live a good life, anyway, there will be no less damn one.

25. I want to give my fat man an ultimatum.

26. I don't want to fart

27. Is it cold? That's right, because now you brush Snow White's circle of friends.

28. Because pearls are beauty milk, calcium tea and health tea, beauty calcium and health care are not one person.

29. My current financial situation: I am looking for the cash back form in the express box.

30. I am an unknown fart sharer in China.

3 1, other girls are coquettish, so I just want to fight you one-on-one.

32. It's windy today. I want to go to the gym and blow it to the tea shop.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

34. With the vest line, I changed from gummy bear to hard bear candy, so I stopped practicing.

Today, I take this good day to announce that my relationship with Jackson Yi has been confirmed that he is on my side, not that I am on his side.

36. The moonlight is really good tonight. I want to eat spicy chicken leg burger.

37. Don't always say that things made in China don't work well. For example, RMB is very useful. I've been using it.

38. I often wonder if I have too many pictures. Every picture is different. Later, I figured it out, which is not surprising, because I am an ever-changing woody cherry.

39. I am a man of my word. I said I would fall in love, so I will say it every day.

40. I'm Yibo's wife from Guangzhou Branch. Nice to meet you.

4 1, two kinds of people are particularly cute, one has a bad memory and the other has a bad memory.

42. The rich woman in Beishangguang makes you cry, and the beautiful women in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai break your heart. Only I love you like a tide.

43. Don't be too competitive. Get up earlier than anyone else.

44. I turned down three more boys. I am really an excellent girl. Looking at their distant figures, I feel a little lonely. I can only say sorry silently. I really can't afford your real estate, insurance and wealth management products.

45. I just watched a psychological test. Regarding personality, do you usually call dad or dad or dad at home? Comment to see what your personality is.

46. I just weighed myself and lost ten pounds. What happened? Oh, it turns out that the diamond ring Jackson Yi gave me didn't have it.

47, eat chicken, I am deaf in rainy days, I am blind in foggy days, and I am miserable in sunny days. Oh, it is a box.

48. I have been hearing mysterious jingles recently. Approaching the science program to investigate, it turned out to be my poor jingle. Ouch!

49. If you want me, tell me what sneezing means.

50. Hello, everyone. I'm Yue Lao. Do you want someone for Tanabata? Now transfer 50 yuan to me and write down the name of my sweetheart. I will let you know that no fairy can help you.