I want some funny jokes.

The elephant was taking a bath in the pond, and the ant came over and shouted to the elephant, "Come up." After the elephant came up, the ant said, "It's all right, go down!" " "The elephant thundered," small kind, do you want to die? "What are you calling me for?" The ant refused to accept: "I lost my swimming trunks." I want to see if you stole it. "

A girl named Xiaorong lives in the residential building next to the square. I don't know when she was attracted by a young policeman patrolling the square. When she was free, she stared at the figure in police uniform by the window, but she didn't have the courage to confess.

A friend knew what she was thinking and gave her an idea: "Xiao Rong, take some silk handkerchiefs to meet him." When you walk up to him, pretend to leave your handkerchief on the ground. If he bends down to pick it up, you can take the opportunity to give him one. " If he is interested in you, he will definitely bring his handkerchief. You can make a handkerchief-based story! "

XiaoRong think this method is good, readily adopted. After work that day, she wrapped some silk handkerchiefs into a big square and held them in her hand. She walked back and forth in the square five times. Finally, the figure of a young policeman appeared and walked towards her.

Looking at the police getting closer and closer to her, Xiao Rong's heart was pounding. 5, 4, 3, 2 ... She calculated the time and quietly pulled the mechanism. Suddenly, the square towel and handkerchief fell to the ground together.

The young policeman walked up to Xiao Rong, looked at her, looked at the silk scarf on the ground, and then said seriously, "Miss, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Please don't set up a stall here!